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The '''Pooner Takeover Theory''', also known simply as '''Pooner Theory''', is a theory by [[soyentist]]s that suspected that the demographics of the [[Soysphere]] had been/is being replaced with [[Pooner|Female-to-Male transgenders]] | The '''Pooner Takeover Theory''', also known simply as '''Pooner Theory''', is a theory by [[soyentist]]s that suspected that the demographics of the [[Soysphere]] had been/is being replaced with [[Pooner|Female-to-Male transgenders]]. | ||
== Arguments == | == Arguments == | ||
* Soyjaks had been garnering popularity in queer spaces, | * Soyjaks had been garnering popularity in queer spaces, causing people from these communities (Pooners in this case) to migrate to the Soysphere. | ||
* Soyjaks, especially "cooler" variants like [[Cobson]] or [[Muscular Chud|Muscular Soyjaks]], could be gender | * Soyjaks, especially "cooler" variants like [[Cobson]] or [[Muscular Chud|Muscular Soyjaks]], could be gender-affirming for Female-to-Male troons, explaining the uptick of people [[Self-insert syndrome|self-inserting as Soyjaks]]. | ||
* They could also be [[Sexual attraction towards soyjak|sexually attracted]] to the ‘jaks. | * They could also be [[Sexual attraction towards soyjak|sexually attracted]] to the ‘jaks. | ||
* There had been an | * There had been an increase in the number of [[namefags]] whom had been accused of being biological females ([[Schizophrenia|ex]]:[[Mist]]). | ||
* [[Lie|The Soyphere is/was more welcoming to pooners than MtF trannies.]] | * [[Lie|The Soyphere is/was more welcoming to pooners than MtF trannies.]] | ||
* Since the function of most Soyjaks is making fun of [[Soy boy|soyboys']] lack of masculinity, pooners could use them to denigrate others and make xhemselves feel more masculine/valid by comparison. | * Since the function of most Soyjaks is making fun of [[Soy boy|soyboys']] lack of masculinity, pooners could use them to denigrate others and make xhemselves feel more masculine/valid by comparison. | ||
* They could also use them to feel heard, as many pooners in later stages of [[Meds|gender affirming care]] look like that and say that. | * They could also use them to feel heard, as many pooners in later stages of [[Meds|gender affirming care]] look like that and say that. | ||
* The use of edgy or [[Chudjak|chuddy]] | * The use of edgy or [[Chudjak|chuddy]] humor made them feel tough or more manly [[or something]]. | ||
== In Practice == | == In Practice == | ||
A lot of pooners have been known to browse [[Soyjak.blog]], with pooner worship even becoming an [[Soyjak.blog#Pooner obsession|in-joke]] on the site, although it is likely that the reputation of the schlog being | A lot of pooners have been known to browse [[Soyjak.blog]], with pooner worship even becoming an [[Soyjak.blog#Pooner obsession|in-joke]] on the site, although it is likely that the reputation of the schlog as being FTM-infested is likely a result of [[Terrycrews]] and [[Terryjak]] gaining popularity in those circles. Pooners are also stereotypically known to inhabit the [[shemmy]], likely a result of the site's culture being directly appealing to them, not to mention the shemmy's focus on drawfagging. Speaking of which, [[drawfags|drawfagging]] is another activity known to attract pooners, due to many artists being regular [[Foid|foids]]. This manifests in several artstyles or themes in drawfag posts that fit pooner aesthetics. This is all without mentioning the number of namefag artists who have already been confirmed to be pooners, such as Anthony. | ||
== See Also == | == See Also == | ||
Revision as of 01:25, 20 June 2025
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The Pooner Takeover Theory, also known simply as Pooner Theory, is a theory by soyentists that suspected that the demographics of the Soysphere had been/is being replaced with Female-to-Male transgenders.
Arguments
- Soyjaks had been garnering popularity in queer spaces, causing people from these communities (Pooners in this case) to migrate to the Soysphere.
- Soyjaks, especially "cooler" variants like Cobson or Muscular Soyjaks, could be gender-affirming for Female-to-Male troons, explaining the uptick of people self-inserting as Soyjaks.
- They could also be sexually attracted to the ‘jaks.
- There had been an increase in the number of namefags whom had been accused of being biological females (ex:Mist).
- The Soyphere is/was more welcoming to pooners than MtF trannies.
- Since the function of most Soyjaks is making fun of soyboys' lack of masculinity, pooners could use them to denigrate others and make xhemselves feel more masculine/valid by comparison.
- They could also use them to feel heard, as many pooners in later stages of gender affirming care look like that and say that.
- The use of edgy or chuddy humor made them feel tough or more manly or something.
In Practice
A lot of pooners have been known to browse Soyjak.blog, with pooner worship even becoming an in-joke on the site, although it is likely that the reputation of the schlog as being FTM-infested is likely a result of Terrycrews and Terryjak gaining popularity in those circles. Pooners are also stereotypically known to inhabit the shemmy, likely a result of the site's culture being directly appealing to them, not to mention the shemmy's focus on drawfagging. Speaking of which, drawfagging is another activity known to attract pooners, due to many artists being regular foids. This manifests in several artstyles or themes in drawfag posts that fit pooner aesthetics. This is all without mentioning the number of namefag artists who have already been confirmed to be pooners, such as Anthony.
