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'''Detractor''' is the alias of | '''Detractor''' is the alias of '''Deterick Thor''' ([[Formerly|né]] Moshe Jakobsen), a [[namefag]] and obsessive editor of [[Soyjak Wiki]] {{redglow|known for}} dedicating countless hours of his life (or should it be put as such, as this is barely living) exclusively to producing terribly negative and libelous articles about contentious topics of Soyjak Wiki, such as [[Soytan]], [[Salt|the current administrator]] (even having written an article on him [[Obsession|not even an hour after he was revealed and before anything of note could be said of him]]), [[Quote (detractor perspective)|Quote]], etc. | ||
He made his first contribution on November 9, 2023, to express his disdain for [[Froot]], the then [[Admins|administrator of soyjak.party]].<ref>[[Soyjak Wiki]]: ''[https://soyjakwiki.org/index.php?title=Froot_(detractor_perspective)&oldid=65281 Froot (detractor perspective);'' 65281]</ref> | |||
While you may ponder why one would pledge oneself so passionately to this lowly and certainly unhealthy endeavour, an answer can perhaps be inferred from an inspection of his life. | |||
He graduated high school in 2019, then enrolled at Brooklyn College. Four years later in 2023, he | ==Personal life== | ||
Deterick Thor, birth name Moshe Jakobsen, was born on July 10, 2000, in [[New York City]]. His parents, [[Dad|Niels]] and [[Mom|Sarah Jakobsen]], were Danish-[[Jewish]] immigrants who’d clawed their way across the Atlantic. As all New Yorkers do, they nurtured a rattish lifestyle in a Brooklyn walk-up apartment where the rent was $2,200 a month and the walls were the [[Amerimutt|'murican]] paper-thin type of wall. Deterick spent his childhood watching videogame reviewers, playing World of Warcraft and [[CS_SOY|CS:S]], and eating nutritionally deficient [[goyslop]] en lieu of real food, and had even been one of the first to be asked to experiment lab-grown meat by UPSIDE Foods. | |||
Most damaging to his psyque, though, was the unsupervised internet access in which he indulged, through which he later became radical and bitter. He grew to resent his Jewishness, his parents, and himself, sinking further and further into seclusion. He'd cope by legally changing his name to Deterick Thor, attempting to invoke his Danish, "[[Aryan]]", ancestry instead. This would be the gateway via which he would later discover the [[Soysphere]]. | |||
He graduated high school in 2019, then enrolled at Brooklyn College. Four years later in 2023, he appeared with a bachelor’s degree in computer science. Returning to his parents' house, which he still lives in, he had been met with the sight of his parents: Niels, now 58, and Sarah, now 57, and before them, their failed 26-year-old child who spends days in his room pointlessly editing the [[Soyjak|soyboy wojak]] with [[glasses]] and a [[stubble]] wiki [[They do it for free|for free]] and writing articles obviously the works of a bitter, underachieving loser. | |||
Socrates once said: "It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." Deterick made it his life goal to exemplify this quote - years of goyslop have left him standing at the towering height of 5'2; he forsakes exercise and any attempt at regaining control over his life has completely fallen out of his grasp, for his own hubris and wrath prevent him from doing so. | |||
==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Detractor|The neutral perspective]] | *[[Detractor|The neutral perspective]] | ||
*[[:Category:Detractor_perspectives|A list of his works]] | *[[:Category:Detractor_perspectives|A list of his works]] | ||
{{Reflist}} | |||
{{Cancer}} | {{Cancer}} | ||
Revision as of 22:52, 9 August 2026
| > | Now, it's a faggot, right? Okay, so now let's put, uh, the "faggot" template, duh. Let's say it's a pooner, even. A fat and brown one, in fact. Now I think the "tranny" template would be a good fit. No, it is not contradictory. It simply isn't, okay? You don't get it, but that's because you're retarded and I'm right. Now hyperlink that, "you're retarded and I'm right". Hyperlink that to the truthnuke article because, well, It's a truthnuke. Also, you're brimmy, so let's drop your name in the "brimstone" template. Phew! Destroyed this obsessed faggot. | < |
| His thought process when writing an article. Don't be like him. | ||
Detractor is the alias of Deterick Thor (né Moshe Jakobsen), a namefag and obsessive editor of Soyjak Wiki known for dedicating countless hours of his life (or should it be put as such, as this is barely living) exclusively to producing terribly negative and libelous articles about contentious topics of Soyjak Wiki, such as Soytan, the current administrator (even having written an article on him not even an hour after he was revealed and before anything of note could be said of him), Quote, etc.
He made his first contribution on November 9, 2023, to express his disdain for Froot, the then administrator of soyjak.party.[1]
While you may ponder why one would pledge oneself so passionately to this lowly and certainly unhealthy endeavour, an answer can perhaps be inferred from an inspection of his life.
Personal life
Deterick Thor, birth name Moshe Jakobsen, was born on July 10, 2000, in New York City. His parents, Niels and Sarah Jakobsen, were Danish-Jewish immigrants who’d clawed their way across the Atlantic. As all New Yorkers do, they nurtured a rattish lifestyle in a Brooklyn walk-up apartment where the rent was $2,200 a month and the walls were the 'murican paper-thin type of wall. Deterick spent his childhood watching videogame reviewers, playing World of Warcraft and CS:S, and eating nutritionally deficient goyslop en lieu of real food, and had even been one of the first to be asked to experiment lab-grown meat by UPSIDE Foods.
Most damaging to his psyque, though, was the unsupervised internet access in which he indulged, through which he later became radical and bitter. He grew to resent his Jewishness, his parents, and himself, sinking further and further into seclusion. He'd cope by legally changing his name to Deterick Thor, attempting to invoke his Danish, "Aryan", ancestry instead. This would be the gateway via which he would later discover the Soysphere.
He graduated high school in 2019, then enrolled at Brooklyn College. Four years later in 2023, he appeared with a bachelor’s degree in computer science. Returning to his parents' house, which he still lives in, he had been met with the sight of his parents: Niels, now 58, and Sarah, now 57, and before them, their failed 26-year-old child who spends days in his room pointlessly editing the soyboy wojak with glasses and a stubble wiki for free and writing articles obviously the works of a bitter, underachieving loser.
Socrates once said: "It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable." Deterick made it his life goal to exemplify this quote - years of goyslop have left him standing at the towering height of 5'2; he forsakes exercise and any attempt at regaining control over his life has completely fallen out of his grasp, for his own hubris and wrath prevent him from doing so.
