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Truecel43000 (talk | contribs) m Undo revision 463950 by Visvim its not that bad of a wall of text, sorry for deleting it but thats basically just incentive for some hunky to come in and butcher/edit the argument Tag: Undo |
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{{Greentext|>anyone who says this is a UTTP nigger tho bcuz theyre not clittyleaking due to seeing bad things on the internet... hey this is strawmanni-ACK}} | {{Greentext|>anyone who says this is a UTTP nigger tho bcuz theyre not clittyleaking due to seeing bad things on the internet... hey this is strawmanni-ACK}} | ||
Just because someone tolerates 'O for a few days (if things go to plan) for the sake of cleansing the sharty, doesn't mean someone enjoys it, or is even ok with it. It's a choice between two evils: would you rather have a bunch of insufferable hunkies from the 'ru posting nuvariants of themselves sucking an anime girl's neopenis constantly due to the lack of efficient ways of dealing with them, or tolerate a few waves of retarded slavic people posting 'O for a few days, in the end cleansing and purging the sharty of a majority of the evils that plagued it, due to these plagues being very sensitive faggots who post femboy drawings of themselves on the 'ru, which only happened because we turned the sharty into a loving and tolerating place for pedophiles and trannies, due to irony poisoning. | Just because someone tolerates 'O for a few days (if things go to plan) for the sake of cleansing the sharty, doesn't mean someone enjoys it, or is even ok with it. It's a choice between two evils: would you rather have a bunch of insufferable hunkies from the 'ru posting nuvariants of themselves sucking an anime girl's neopenis constantly due to the lack of efficient ways of dealing with them, or tolerate a few waves of retarded slavic people posting 'O for a few days, in the end cleansing and purging the sharty of a majority of the evils that plagued it, due to these plagues being very sensitive faggots who post femboy drawings of themselves on the 'ru, which only happened because we turned the sharty into a loving and tolerating place for pedophiles and trannies, due to irony poisoning.{{CitationNeeded|you literally can ban both porn and gore btw, you dont need to choose another evil}} | ||
{{Greentext|>i immediately deboonked this because i just portrayed myself as a gigachad on the booru despite how hellishly brimmy my actions and my existence as a person are}}{{Salt}} | {{Greentext|>i immediately deboonked this because i just portrayed myself as a gigachad on the booru despite how hellishly brimmy my actions and my existence as a person are}}{{Salt}} | ||
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Revision as of 08:08, 10 August 2026
>BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HES ALLOWING 'O I SAW ONE FRAME OF A SPOILERED VIDEO NOW I HAVE TO SWITCH UP ON HIM
Saltism, also known as the vantawhite gem saving the sharty, is the ideology followed by Salt, the sixth owner of soyjak.party. Proponents of Saltism believe in the unbanning of gore and newfag repellant and rules against namefagging among other things.
Saltist Beliefs
- Gore should be allowed on /soy/.
- Namefagging should not be allowed on /soy/.
- Roblox discussion should be allowed.
- Wordfilters should not be used on the Sharty.
- Video games are for manchildren and should not have their own boards🔒(Only salt himself actually believes this doe, he's chill about it so it doesn't matter)
- Smuglet is 'lita 2.0.
- Brownoids should be allowed on the party.
- Discussion of splinters is allowed as long as you're not shilling them.
- Trannies/Furfags are VANTABLACK CQAL
The Argument For Saltism
>you guys fucking disgust me, you put 'O in my wholesome/soy/ like a bunch of chuddies, now i have to post my porn of a random janny on the swinny
The Argument For 'O
>OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IM GONNA BARF
Why should 'O be allowed? Isn't that just failtroll spamming material or something? Yes, but the typical "heccin newfag repellanterinos" argument applies more here than you think. Before salt implemented the 'O unban, hunkies on /soy/ were going through their daily routine of posting porn and loli, but then they dramatically all announced they were leaving and started moralfagging. This was usually tied along with people who weren't even on /soy/ talking about a "massive wall of gore" that only existed on /pol/ partially. It died down mostly within a day, which of course would happen because when you tell a bunch of retarded mutts (like anybeidore on /soy/) that a rule is now allowed, they're gonna start abusing the fuck out of it. But they immediately get tired of it because they have the attention span and willpower of an average jerdeemutt. This ultimately lets /soy/ thrive, as the retarded trannies and hunkies are gone due to the small wave of usually spoilered 'O (which you would likely only see if you clicked on the video btw you closeted gorephiles) and the gorespammers get tired of repeating the same joke over and over, resulting in the end goal of what diehard tranny haters always wanted, and even more efficiently than a ban law on troonslop that would probably not be well enforced due to jannies always being massive faggots.
>anyone who says this is a UTTP nigger tho bcuz theyre not clittyleaking due to seeing bad things on the internet... hey this is strawmanni-ACK
Just because someone tolerates 'O for a few days (if things go to plan) for the sake of cleansing the sharty, doesn't mean someone enjoys it, or is even ok with it. It's a choice between two evils: would you rather have a bunch of insufferable hunkies from the 'ru posting nuvariants of themselves sucking an anime girl's neopenis constantly due to the lack of efficient ways of dealing with them, or tolerate a few waves of retarded slavic people posting 'O for a few days, in the end cleansing and purging the sharty of a majority of the evils that plagued it, due to these plagues being very sensitive faggots who post femboy drawings of themselves on the 'ru, which only happened because we turned the sharty into a loving and tolerating place for pedophiles and trannies, due to irony poisoning.[you literally can ban both porn and gore btw, you dont need to choose another evil]
>i immediately deboonked this because i just portrayed myself as a gigachad on the booru despite how hellishly brimmy my actions and my existence as a person are
Consider bringing a glass of water!
