Grass-Sand war

>Though maybe you were looking for Portuguese-Islamic War?

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The Grass-Sand war was a frogbait gegging-war fought on-and-off between sand (arabs) and grass (non-arabs). The entire war began when a Lithuanian made a schizophrenic frogbait post with "OH NO NO SANDSISTERS" as OP in the thread. Later on, a Turk replied to him with "OH NO NO GRASSISTERS". With the assistance of a Canadian and Saudi Arabian, The single frogbait rolled into a whole war where Sandoids and Grassoids laughed about each others' fails with their frogposts, calling each other a different combination of words with "sand" and "grass".

The sides in this conflict can be compared to the Portuguese-Islamic War, or even be counted as a part of it even dow portugalcaca didnt participate^{[they just didn't ok???]}

Anti-grass Arguments

• They need water to keep their grass alive (loss of money (who the fuck waters grass(apart from sandoids because they live in arid wastelands (OH NONO KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK <=== >contaminated river water LE GOOD!!! pure and clean wells.. LE BAD!!))))
• They shave their own grass^{its CUT you fucking retard}
• They get diseases from their grass (Low immune system hands typed this <=== >pajeet powers... LE GOOD!)
• There is a lot of bugs living in grass (even doe nature le awesome <=== stung by a scorpion award)
• Nature can survive without grass, since trees emit more carbon dioxide than grass (even doe it won't actually <== even doe grass didnt even exist in dinosaur times <== botanists over here )
• There is grass available on Africa and India (even doe there's more sand then grass <== even doe most africans and indians live on grass)
• They go crazy when there is some sand touching their legs geeeeeg

Anti-sand Arguments

• They live on a wasteland <== grasscacas cant survive harsh environments KEEEEEEEEK
• They can't touch grass (epic discord win)
• Venomous giant insects hide in sand waiting for brownoids to accidentally step on them to kill them for the crime of being brown <== even though they hide in bushes and grass retard <== shouldve added also retard monkey
• You can't farm on sand <=== even doe palm trees
• Sandy terrain in an area usually means that it is as hot as niggerhell <- Even doe Europe is cold <- weak scrawny sandihaveasmallpenis hands wrote this <== jeet hands wrote this
• They can't build normal structures without additional foundation/support <== even doe you need sand to make concrete for structures and roads
• Millions of sandbabayagas flock to le grassy aryanheaven on earth known as Evropa thus debunking sand superiority <== even thoe only the defective untermensch immigrate
• They're not subscribed to PewDiePie (OH NONONONO SANDCACAS WHATS THIS????) <- pewdiepie is literally living in japan (soy) <== soy
• sand planets are barren wastelands while GRASSCHADS planets are full of life (i dont feel soo good sandbros...)

The 40000 GET

On September 29, 2024, The Grass-ist Canadian stole the 40000 GET on /pol/, in a thread where in the OP said "grassgartha won" with a gemson in the OP image.

Albeit they won a GET, its likely further Grass-Sand skirmishes will occur in future.

"End of the War"

Despite it being racist its surprisingly such a good, inspiring legend.

Coincidentally, the war began when the post mark was nearing 40000. Instinctively, both sides raced for le repeating numbers with minor third party(narcisistic/selfish) sides joining in as well.

Finally on the post titled "Grassgartha won" authored by the lithuaryan (which featured Hitlerian trips and a gemson) the GET had been claimed. Claimed by no other but local blue-eyed, yellow-haired, aryan-grasschad hailing from Canada of pvre anglo-saxon ancestry. The get post was named a very short "fuck niggers", but that was all that was needed for the world to shake and for a second earthquake in Turkey to start.

All of mankind erupted to cheers, dancing and singing away while brownoid, sandbooger homunculi initiated their damage control but unfortunately for them, it was too late. Most ACKED upon the sight of the shining GE(M)T, others trooned out and ACKED later on, the remaining survivors retreated to their caves, devolving into gremlins. The wise of theirs converted.

So ended the grandest flamewar of /pol/, one that destroyed and exposed many once great soyteens and one that sullied the reputation of many countries. But the fire was extinguished, the ashes began the process of fertilizing the soil, with due time a marvel of nature will grow out from the battlefield where each tree will resemble a soul lost to destruction, perhaps reminding all that war is hell.

Snopes

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