Grass-Sand war

>Though maybe you were looking for Portuguese-Islamic War?

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The Grass-Sand war was a frogbait gegging-war that is sometimes being fought between sand (arabs) and grass (non arabs). The entire war started when the Lithuanian made a schizophrenic frogbait with "OH NO NO SANDSISTERS" as OP in the thread. Later on, a Turk replied to him with "OH NO NO GRASSISTERS". With the assistance of Canadian and Saudi Arabian, The single frogbait rolled into a whole war where Sandoids and Grassoids laugh about eachothers' fails with their frogposts, calling each other different combination of words with "sand" and "grass".

In sides the war can be compared to the Portuguese-Islamic War or even be counted as a part of it even dow portugalcaca didnt participate

Anti-grass Arguements

• They need water to keep their grass alive (loss of money (who the fuck waters grass(apart from sandoids because they live in arid wastelands (OH NONO KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK <=== >contaminated river water LE GOOD!!! pure and clean wells.. LE BAD!!))))
• They shave their own grass
• They get disases from their grass (Low immune system hands typed this <=== >pajeet powers... LE GOOD!)
• There is alot of bugs living in grass (even doe nature le awesome <=== stung by a scorpion award)
• Nature can survive without grass still actually since trees emit more carbon dioxide than grass (even doe it won't actually <== even doe grass didnt even exist in dinosaur times)
• There is grass available on Africa and India (even doe there's more sand then grass <== even doe most africans and indians live on grass)
• They go crazy when there is some sand touching their legs geeeeeg

Anti-sand Arguements

• They live on Wasteland <== grasscacas cant survive harsh environments KEEEEEEEEK
• They can't touch grass (epic discord win)
• Venomous giant insects hide in sand waiting for brownoids to accidentally step on them and so they could kill them for the crime of being brown <== even though they hide in bushes and grass retard
• You cant farm on sand <=== even doe palm trees
• Sandy terrain in an area usually means that it is as hot as niggerhell <- Even doe Europe is cold <- weak scrawny sandihaveasmallpenis hands wrote this
• They can't build normal structures without additional foundation/support <== even doe you need sand to make concrete for structures and roads
• Millions of sandbabayagas flock to le grassy aryanheaven on earth known as Evropa thus debunking sand superiority <== even thoe only the defective untermensch immigrate
• They're not subscribed to PewDiePie (OH NONONONO SANDCACAS WHATS THIS????) <- pewdiepie is literally living in japan (soy)
• sand planets are barren wastelands while GRASSCHADS planets are full of life (i dont feel soo good sandbros...)

The 40000 GET

On 29/08/2024, The Grassist Canadian stole the 40000 GET on /pol/, he stole the GET on a Thread where in the OP it said "grassgartha won" with a gemson in the OP Image.

Albeit they won a GET, its likely furthermore Grass-Sand skirmishes will likely occur in future.

"End of the War"

Despite it being racist its such a good, Inspiring legend surprisingly.

Coincidentally the war began when the post mark was nearing 40000. Instinctively both sides raced for le repeating numbers with minor third party(narcisistic/selfish) sides joining in.

Finally on the post titled "Grassgartha won" authored by the lithuaryan (which featured hitlerian trips and a gemson) the get had been claimed.

Claimed by no other but local blue eyed, yellow haired, aryan grasschad hailing from Canada of pvre anglo-saxon ancestry. The get post was named a very short "fuck niggers", but that was all that was needed for the world to shake and for a second earthquake in turkey to start.

All of mankind erupted to cheers, dancing and singing away while brownoid, sandbooger homunculai initiated their damage control but unfortunately for them it was too late. Most acked upon sight of the shining ge(m)t, others trooned out and acked later on, the finals retreated to their caves, devolving into gremlins, and the wise of theirs converted.

So ended the grandest flamewar of /pol/, one that destroyed and exposed many once great soyteens and one that sullied the reputation of many countries. But the fire was extinguished, the ashes now began the process of fertilizing the soil, with due time a marvel of nature will grow out from the battlefield where each tree will resemble a soul lost to destruction, perhaps reminding all that war is hell.

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