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Gem
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A gem (also called a gemstone, fine gem, jewel, precious stone, or (((semi-precious stone))) is a piece of mineral which is made in a cut and polished form, it is used to make jewelry and other adornments, it also has other uses since its hardness has given it many uses. However, certain rocks (such as lapis lazuli, jade, obsidian, and opal) and occasionally organic materials that are not minerals are also used for jewelry due to their beauty and are therefore often considered to be gems as well. Most gems have low malleability and high brittleness, but some soft minerals are used in jewelry because of their luster or other physical properties that have aesthetic value. Its artificial rarity is another aspect that lends much value to a gem and gives the ownership of gems status. Of course, the supply of gems in the world is limited.
In 'jakking culture, the term "gem" is used in regard to particularly high quality soyjaks, and is the complete opposite of "coal". Gem-worthy 'jaks are to be commended for their value and merit.
The link between gem and coal is not random as some people may think, gems are most of the time shown with a human made picture of a big shiny blue diamond. Diamonds are made of carbon and are created by extreme heat, pressure during long periods time. The fact that coal too is mostly made of carbon implies that even coal can become gem under specific conditions, hard work and long time, and let's not forget that the true quality and beauty of a gem is shown only after they are CUT and POLISHED.
Variants
Gemeralds
A stronger variant of gems. It is subconsciously uttered by 'teens in response to high dopamine spikes. The coal counterpart to gemerald is vantablack coal. Soyjaks do not fit into this category because they are only drawings. SMVs, adventure threads, trends, and successful raids are all gemeralds. Maybe one day there will be an Gemerald soyjak though
Gegeralds
Gems that make you geg.
Tanzanite
Arguably the 2nd strongest variant of gems. the Sharty is always suffering a diamond crisis, due to their perceived rarity. As a result, the stock market price for diamonds is artificially high, even though Professor Chudberg successfully synthesized them in 1954. Thoughever, Coca Cola Company bought the patent for the synthesis procedure, which has led to a growing international diamond black market. The coal counterpart to tanzanite is brimstone.
Ruby
Used to describe "pretty good" gems that needs improvements but know that you can work to make it the most glistening gemerald at the zenith of aryanheaven. It is also the name of a programming language or something.
Gemuby
Also referred to as the Red Diamond, is infinitely stronger and gemmier than a horde of Vantawhite Tanzanite Gemeralds that would create Gem 5 from the Center of a Supernova, from a cluster of many White holes that came from the Palace of Greater AryanHeaven. This variant of Gem kills all Coal and whatever's below Coal. Which will give the Jannies a purpose in moderating the Sharty and keeps shitty 'sites like the J*RTY and 4C*CK dying and malding. Not only this, but it refuels all soyteens' dopamine levels by 1000000000000000%. The name of the 1st Gemuby is Blerpingtone.png, and you WILL Bump all Gemuby posts you see, or a Janny will come to cut your Tranny Head off with a Double Chainsaw. The coal counterpart to Gemuby is Vantadeath, the worst of the Sharty Killing Coal.
Seetherald
A Seetherald is a gem that makes someone seethe, usually trannies or 4chan users. It also refers to gemmy meltdown posts made by someone who's seething.
Gallery
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Template Gem. A full resolution copy can be found here
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High quality gem, this 'jak is both a gem and a Swedish Win making him an ultra-precious 'jak.
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Just a gem.
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Another good gem.
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This one's animated.
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Template Gemerald. This is the only version of it rn.
See also
- Coal, The opposite of a gem.
- Iron, In between coal and gem.
- IAS
- The gem that saved the Party
- Supernova
- Mineral rating system
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