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Hunky Kong
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Hunky Kong is a soysphere-themed mod for Donkey Kong created by a group of soyteens in 3 days.[1] Troons have hired Hunky to kidnap Soytan, with the intention of cutting her into a million pieces that they can wear so they can finally look like real women (evendoe that's impossible GEG). Only you, Chud (or Nate if you're multiplayer Soyteen 2), have what it takes to defeat them and save Soytan. It is a ROMhack, meaning that it has full compatibility as the original 1981 game (like muh heckin' bing bing wahoo!)
Gameplay
Game mechanics remain the same as in Donkey Kong. Chud (counterpart of Mario) has to rescue Soytan from Hunky Kong who throws spade barrels down the platforms. Once the barrels reach HRT drum, trannies jump out of them and begin chasing Chud. You can 'nish troons and barrels with a hammer. Break girders on final level to make them collapse under Hunky's weight, knocking him out and saving Soytan.
Sentient nameroll
Hunky Dev rolled HTSM nameroll when posting the first video where Donkey Kong was replaced with Hunky.[2] Some 'teens believe that this nameroll is indeed sentient.
Take your meds, this is just a coincidence
