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Swedishwin.com
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Swedishwin.com, Also known as Sweedy, swinny or swin, is a soyjak.party splinter imageboard created on February 22, 2024. In response to the recent banning of doxing (because some of us actually care about people who aren't whos) and supposedly bad management on the sharty. Swedishwin.com was created as yet another alternative to the Sharty, like a few other sites nobody cares about and that only like 7 people use. (Comparison to Frogs PPH.)
Boards
- /soy/ - Gemeralds
- /q/ - Meta
- /qa/ - Questions and Answers
- /raid/ - Raid
- /syl/ - Psyops and Sylver
- /v/ - 'craft, 'fortress, etc.
- /dd/ - Dungeons and Dragons
- /rr/ - Robot (even doe it's broken)
- /dawla/ - Islamic State
- /hp/ - Health
- /b/ - b
- /caca/ - Cacaborea
- /nigger/ - Black Gorillas
- /ohio/ - Bruhhhhhhhhhh
- /sir/ - serious blog posting
Rules
1. NO ILLEGAL CONTENT - Examples are: child pornography, animal abuse content, etc. These will result in a permanent ban. FOODISTS BTFO
2. NO PORN - This will result in a permanent ban unless it's le "funny" copypasta.
3. NO NAS ALLOWED ON /soy/ (unless permitted by moderator discretion) - The punishment will be up to moderator discretion.
4. Regarding NAS on other boards, it is permitted under these conditions:
- a) The post is in a board made for this sort of post(e.g. posting Dungeons and Dragons in /dd/)
- b) The post does not contain content on the NAS coal list - Posting content from the list results in a permanent ban unless otherwise stated, see the list for specific case punishments.
- c) For posts not in a designated board but also not on the NAS coal list, their deletion will be left up to moderator discretion; however, the poster will not be otherwise punished.
5. NO COALJAKS - Posts containing content on the IAS coal list will result in a permanent ban. This rule exists to counter subversion by invaders in the form of content that is technically IAS but effectively a cord meme/tranime meme/other brimstone meme in a soyjak skinsuit. Soyjaks deemed problematic, such as Soylita and Shoyta, will also be added to the list.
6. NO CORD ACTIVITY - shilling your discord server that nobody cares about, gay discord drama, literally who discord namefags, etc. will result in a permanent ban. AFTERPARTY TROONS BTFO
7. NO EXCESSIVE Spam - Whether or not spam is excessive is up to moderator discretion. Regular spam will be deleted and the poster will receive a 1-day ban, while spam suspected to be a raid or catty wipe attempt, especially when done by multiple ips, will result in deletion and a permanent ban
NAS Coal List
1. ANIME - All tranime is BANNED - the only exception is Manime (even doe they are the same thing or something)
- Manime list: Dragon Ball, One Punch Man (more to be added when encountered) (even doe you are still gonna be called as a tranny or brown if you post them)
2. Furries - ALL furfaggotry is BANNED, NO EXCEPTIONS (even doe you still can post 'jaks of them)
3. ONGEZELLIG - Ongezellig content is partially restricted:
- a) NSFW, suggestive, and "my wife mymy" virgin posts will result in a permanent ban sitewide.
- b) Normal Ongezellig outside of /qa/ and /b/ will be deleted or moved to one of those.
- c) Ongezellig jaks are permitted in all boards given that they do not infringe on rule a).
4. FROGS - All frogs are banned outside of /qa/ and /b/, which has been given to them due to being their historical habitat. Frogs infringing on this rule will receive a permanent ban.
5. BBCPOSTING - All BBCposting will result in a permanent ban sitewide. This includes things like "clitty leak", BBC/BWC wars, etc. The only exception is when a spadeson or something is being used to mock a BNWOtroon or the like, in which case the punishment (or most likely lack of one) is up to moderator discretion.
6. HELLTAKER - Coomer coal. Albeit should also be extended to the Amazing Reddit Circus and COAL.
IAS Coal List
1. Soylita - pedo coal
2. Shoyta - another pedo coal
3. Jaks from that cordtroon named Maki - cordshit meme
4. Catjak - cordshit meme
5. Dragonjak - coal meme (Not a 'cordnigger Due to the 'jak being part of the Soygem.party)
6. Soytan - Allowed on all boards, but tranime style soytan, soytan coomerposting, "my wife soytan", etc. will result in a permanent ban sitewide.
7. Feralteen 'jaks - yet another cordshit meme
VS. 'Cord
Upon the site's opening and since then, the site has been attacked many times by sharty 'cord servers. Because of this and general knowledge between the users of the site surrounding who runs and operates these 'cord servers (mostly thanks to encounters with such indivuals and because we're le heckin investigators or whatever) xhey will be listed here. Consider this section a hit-list of sorts.[1]
Bu5t
Bu5t (AKA. Connor Howard) is the owner of soyjak.colony who unironically sold 'p and was caught doing it. GEG
Mextard
Mextard is some scat loving, obnoxious thirteen-year old who claims to own swedishwin.com (xhey don't btw). All xhey care about is causing trouble, (you) can help by ignoring anything xhey say.
Maki
Maki is shemmy invader and the creator of brimstone such as Lawrence and Mameson.
Lars
Lars is the 'Swin's answer to Nate and serves as the site's unofficial mascot. Lars is quite beloved by 'teens who use the site.
Things he likes
- Variants such as Cobbert and Godjak
- Template:Sylvertext
- RENT FREE for Doxing
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Lars
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Lars's Cousin or whatever
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Lars' little brother, Thunberg
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Plier Lars
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The first Lars, originally called Mate.
Notable Doxxes
Because the site is an extension of the mentality had on /raid/ during Operation 9/11, this section was inevitable. Keep in mind at the moment most of these doxxes are incomplete, check back later for updates.
Shadok
Some french tranny and an anti-social twat who is the creator of a series called LoveWeb, which is positioned as a "educational" series about internet culture. In reality LoveWeb mostly goes over shit nobody cares about, such as Homestuck. However when the series does go over shit everybody cares about (which is mostly just 'cvck culture (even doe sharty culture is just a spin off of the 'cvck)) it turns to be revisionist, essentially trooning oldCHAD shit, this is the primary motivation for the dox.
Vaush
Other than being a pathetic commie, loliphile, and horse-cock lover. Vaush, (aka. Ian Kochinski) is a moron who acts smarter than xe is, and the only likely reason as to why xhey are still online after being outed as a pedophile is be xe is likely on somebody's pay roll.
Other Important Site Events
Talkomatic Raid
Talkomatic was one of the oldest online networks, it had been online since 1973. However it was shutdown thanks to too many people being online at once, and no doubt also thanks to all the channels being spammed with utter nonsence by 'Swinny users. This was the site's first major win.
- ↑ a common strategy to BTFO this trannies is just joining in der'cord and report everyone in it, so discord jannies can shut it down
