Death
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Death is when someone ceases to exist either peacefully or violently. It can and WILL happen to anyone, to your best friend, your worst enemy, the frogposter that baited you, and You. You just don't know when and how. Heck, someone reading this article might die in a few days, weeks, months or years. Death is widely considered to be le bad because it puts an abrupt end to your 'jakking carrier. Some mentally unhealthy individuals want to inflict death upon others or themselves.
List of dead people known in the Soysphere
[edit | edit source]- Ack Mutt
- Adolf Hitler [allegedly]
- Andrew Fosgate
- Charlie Kirk
- Dr. Soyberg
- Elliot Rodger
- George Floyd
- Irina Zarutskaya
- Jeffrey Epstein
- Kuz [allegedly]
- Ryan Palmeter
- Samuel Raspini
- Sitsofe Abotsi
- Terry Davis
- Troonella
- UB3R
- Victorian child
Worst ways to die
[edit | edit source]- Death by a billion BBCs
- Getting super-AIDs
- Death as a result of TND (looks like you were the nigger all along)
- Suicide
- Drowning
- Getting 'nished
- Overdosing
- Jumping off a bridge with a pretty view and a long way down
- Forgetting to vaccinate and getting COVID-19
- Accidentally falling in the woodchipper
- Meeting Rapeson
