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Dr. Fauci
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THIS PERSON IS AS LIVELY AS A DOORKNOB OR /B/
They have been milked dry and are no longer funny or interesting or are no longer a gegbull. |
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Dr. Fauci is ARYAN btw, if that matters |
>OH MY FAUCI!Anthony Stephen Fauci is the former head United States Soyentist who created COVID in a Chinese lab and then told Americans to take the vaccine, stay six feet apart, eat the bugs, wear the mask, wash xheir hands, live in a pod, bow down to black BVLLs, buy pride flags and hang them outside your home, cannabalize infants etc., etc. when it hit America. He also helped faggots overcome HIV research decades before that or something, resulting in George Bush giving him the Presidental Medal of Freedom, the highest award an American civillian could ever have.
Fauci is heavily revered by soyjaks because of his work during COVID. They use his name every single day with exclamations such as "Oh my fauci!"
He is well known for the song "Dr. Fauci", a gemmy and highly soy parody of the song "Mr Sandman"[1].
Early life[edit | edit source]
No, Fauci was NOT born as a lizard. Cease all investigation NOW.Fauci is ethnically a full blooded Shalalalalalalaian. His grandparents immigrated from Italy to the United States in the 19th century, and he grew up in a Catholic family, although he has now moved on from that lifestyle and now considers himself non-practicing.
As a child, he was obsessed with World War 2 and sports such as basketball and baseball. He attended a Catholic high school, and even became the captain of his basketball team there despite being 5’7. Midway through high school, he decided he wanted to be a physician. He then studied classical Greek at a Catholic college, getting a degree in classics, then attending a secular medical college, graduating with a Doctor of Medicine degree in 1966 ranked first in his class.
De Lyrics[edit | edit source]
The lyrics are as follows:[2]
Dr. Fauci
Give us vaccines
Help all the people who have been quarantined
We'll wear our masks and we'll have to stay distant
We'll wash our hands and we'll be more resistant!
Fauci! (Yes?)
Promise us, please!
We'll have a cure that can fight off this disease!
Restrictions will lift with some ease!
Dr. Fauci, don't forget me!
Dr. Faucet and Yos[edit | edit source]
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 Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg!The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
Dr. Faucet is Fauci's evil alter personality. His secret soyence experiment was to create yos, the anti-soy associated with nu-females to accelerate their decline and destroy the white race. However, one day, when synthesizing yos, Dr. Faucet accidentally took a sip and become YOSSIFIED. His mind convinced him he was Dr. Faucet, enjoyer of DATA EXPUNGED. He has since renounced yos after seeing its malicious effects on himself, but legend has it, you can re-synthesize it by following the guide in CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION.
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