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ROBLOX IS SOUL DRAINING MICRONESIAN BRIMSTONE EXTRACTED FROM THE TREACHEROUS MINES OF /B/!!!!!!!!!!!
i luv robby locks., pelz bi mea robuck
>my kid loves the grow a garden happy meal toy so roblox is good or something
Discussion of Roblox or Roblox related content on the sharty WILL get you banned. Do NOT do it.
Discussion of Roblox or Roblox related content on the sharty WILL get you banned. Do NOT do it.
I repeat, DISCUSSION OF ROBLOX WILL RESULT IN A RULE 12 PERMABAN with NO CHANCE OF APPEAL
Roblox
Gaming platform
Founded2006; 19 years ago
CreatorDavid Baszucki
OwnerRoblox Corporation
MottoPowering Imagination
URLhttps://roblox.com

Roblox, also known as 'blox or Pedoblox, is a popular Lego ripoff game platform that allows users to create and play games designed by themselves within it. Due to its nature it has attracted a high number of children, autists, and subsequently pedophiles and groomers. It is now a Content farm and the second most popular pedophile hotspot thanks to the Kike CEO, (((David Baszucki))) (defended pedos btw) where cacas spend Ϫ gorillion of their parents' money on avatars and games. While there are still good people who try to help the community, there are sadly a lot of 'cordpedoniggers that outweigh them.

History[edit | edit source]

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OYYYYY ITS LOGO IS LITERALLY DA COOOOOOORD

Roblox was released in 2006, but the actual year it released depends on how much assburgers you have.[dynablocks o algo]

In its infancy, Roblox (actually known as ROBLOX officially)[it just is, okay?] was a SOVLful online LEGO building simulation where you could create games places and play with other people over 953ms dialup connections with, early Roblox had limited avatar customization, limited scripting, and everything you built was confined to a minimum of a 1x1 lego brick. Somewhere in the mid 2010's Roblox started shifting it's priorities to expand the game to be more realistic or something, right after the co founder died and all of the original younger employees left or retired, since then the game has been on an endless downward spiral of the freedom of players to create what they want expands, but the moderation and enforcement of what's being created hasn't increased. So now anyone can upload boob wear[2] and furry shit[3] to the avatar store as they please. luckily, 'blox has a Warrior doing his hardest to prevent these wretched actions and cleanse the site and make way for a safe way for gen Alpha to have fun. And get money stolen from parents in gambling games, because Roblox is a self-serving entity to Moloch, stealing children's time and money away from them for no reward. They also have a financial incentive to not take down EPI material, since Roblox takes 77% of the cut they get from payouts, so groomed children are an actual part of the market.[it just is, ok?]

Despite this, the game platform can be pretty entertaining, you have to look really hard doe to find anything that's actually well balanced or however the game designs, just play with friends, ok? Avoid 95% of the front page shit, it's all pretty equally garbage, but why would you want to play Roblox anyways?

In late 2020 some guy made a recreation of Changed on Roblox, Flamingo played it, the game instantly became popular and the idea spread like wildfire because children like fluffy animals, Furry transfurmation content is oblivious enough to get a pass from the outsourced moderation team and AI moderation, so the result are millions of gen Alpha are getting exposed to 'P fetish material at this very minute, the most popular "transfurmation" game on Roblox is Kaiju Paradise that gets almost 1,000 players in a day, you VVILL help take these games down.

During the later 2020s, pedos flocked to the 'blox to make condos, the 'blox equivalent of (((Epstein))) Island. In 2021 notorious troll Ruben Sim got banned from the 'blox for "breaking the terms of service". He found out that they were still observing his social media accounts, making a loophole which made it easier to ban gooners and pedos off the 'blox. He has visited the Sharty multiple times since then and some soyteens are fans of him. In 2025, a bunch of shit happened.

As of around 6 months ago, just to prove how retarded 'blox jannies are, if you looked up "spade" in groups, you'd instantly see countless of BBC fetish groups full of actual pedos larping as niggers or underaged white girls. Hopefully, 'blox moderation after getting BTFOd by the community finally decided to take some action against them.

Relation to the sharty[edit | edit source]

A 'bloxteen (they do look like this)

On the Sharty, Roblox has been subject to countless raid threads and controversies, that range from zoophiles to chronic gooners who expose minors to porn. Roblox threads were also heavily criticised by oldfags, who believed that Roblox threads were replacing Sharty's userbase with children and teenagers completely detached from Sharty culture.

Roblox (fail)raiding[edit | edit source]

Main article: Roblox raiding

Because nusois are all children, they are obsessed with failraiding Roblox. Their raids look something like this:

>see raid thread
>decide to join bunker
>fight le heckin evil derailers who are all from the 'cord btw
>our lord and saviour TNDFoxFoodistCunnyCrusader1488 finds us a game to raid
>join game after our lord fails to use a teleport prompt three times in a row
>after joining le heckin game we lose half of the raiders because the games require your account to be 41 years old
>raid is poorly coordinated and consists of spamming chat and calling people words they don't understand because the filter prevents any meaningful trolling
>raiders start leaving one after one
>raid over, 3 'teens got their accounts banned, the rest joined an averifags cord.

That aside, roblox raids are littered with groomers and foodists. People joining roblox bunkers with shirts that show zoo porn is common because the roblox jannies are all indian men who goon to it day and night.

One of the raid bunkers actually got shut down due to an averifag called TNDFox trying to invite nusois into a cord.[4]

Also never forget the fact that one of the 'blox bunkers was developed by nu-/qa/ furfag-in-denial namefag Ilovy who should be doxed and raped.

Relation to DA 'COOOOOOORD[edit | edit source]

You will find alot of the same people in 'blox as you do in Pisscord (Foodists, Furfags, Groomers ect) cause of how infamously shitty their moderation is. Der 'blox has a massive pedo ring and an infamous game experience category known as condos which are sex games used to groom children in der 'cord. The 'blox is seen in negative light by most soyteens due to this and Roblox is disapproved by Froot.[5]

Also the fact that Roblox allows you to put Discord links into 'blox groups because they want children to be groomed into becoming furfags or trannies because they spend a majority of their time online, will spend tons of money so they can have their furfag/troon avatar on 'blox and spend gorillions on gamepasses on their heckin quirky indie games.

Actually playing 'blox[edit | edit source]

If you want to play 'blox, you should do one of these things listed below:

Games (((Experiences)))[edit | edit source]

These are the type of games on Pedoblox. Most of these games are cashgrab slop or have garbage gameplay, or could in reality not even be considered proper games at all because that'd require generating actual experiences from player inputs beyond just numbers going up, but that doesn't make nearly as much money.

  • Condo games - Games full of pedoniggers looking for EPI cacas to groom that have goonslop in them, or at least are commonly used for such, by design or otherwise. Some have ended up in events on Roblox since it's obvious that they don't actually give a shit about what gets into events.
  • Meepcity - Formerly one of the most popular condo games on Roblox. In August 2025, it had most condo-usable features such as parties, custom avatars, and bios getting removed due to Roblox getting raped by the state of Louisiana. Is now a ghost town because there's barely anything left to do there that you can't just do in other, better games
  • Adopt Me - Another shitty gambling game advertised to kids with trading but with roleplay features that end up going ignored because of pet gacha slop.
  • Brookhaven - Once the most active game on the entire website. One of the few RPs where there are no rules and jannies at all so you can do literally almost anything there.
  • Military RPs - Games for retarded branigger teens which you can't play freely without having a 'cord account (this applies to RPs in general). Also often cashgrabbed to hell and back, I hope you like paying 1337 robux for a broken nerf gun for a single life
  • Hood games - Shit ton of games where you can play as a fucking nigger. They are usually full of white, spic and lightskin kids who get beaten regularly by their alcoholic dads, rarely actual niggers. Userbase is full of tryhards. Also 99% of them seem to go out of their way to have the worst gunplay on the platform or gaming in general because they're scared of non-roniggers coming in to enact TND with skills transferable from way better games

These are the games cacas and nusois like to play:

  • Grow a Garden - A shitty cashgrab idle "game" with barely any gameplay (click buttons in shop to buy seeds, interact with plants once grown to harvest them for money, that's the entire game right there) that has somehow managed to hit 21 million CCU.
  • Steal a Brainrot - Similar to Grow a Garden, but you steal unfunny caca memes.
  • Pet Simulator - Shitty gambling game advertised to kids.
  • Funky Friday - This is what happens if the FNF Pedo made a Roblox game.
  • 3008 - Game where you can build in a infinite IKEA with a day and night cycle. At night, employees come out to molest you.

Games Actually Worth Playing[edit | edit source]

There's still some hidden gems hidden within the dust and brimstone . Avoid games where you have to solo or grind for shit, they waste your time. Also avoid (((Jewish))) pay to win slop. Look for games you can just hop on and have some fun with, and don't waste your money (which you have none of btw) on Robux (especially since it financially supports 'blox).

  • Build to survive the cats - Fun with friends
  • Combat Initiation - RetroGOD neoclassic combat game. The devs used 'jaks in their 2025 April Fools event and even hate R63 (Gender Bending)🗝️[6]
  • Block Tales - Another slow-burn A24 genre-defining mind-breaking turn based RPG neoclassic gem inspired by Paper Mario and Earthbound >OH MY HECKING EARTHBOUND-INSPIRED RPGERINO!!! that is not retroslop[ev&doe it is], genuinely fun to play and also has absolute banger soundtrack. The community is filled with trannies doe
  • Prison Life - Very simple but fun game to play where you can play as prison guard, inmate or a fugitive. Be careful with the servers since exploiting skids are everywhere.
  • Blood and Iron - Keyed Napoleonic wars experience (don’t join the ‘cord though, it's full of faggots)
  • Guts & Blackpowder - Basically an alternate reality Blood & Iron
  • Noobs vs Zombies: Realish Reborn - Pretty fun FPS
  • Dummies vs Noobs - Third person PVE game with a keyed atmosphere and gameplay. Do be warned that it's pretty hard doebiet (mostly due to how retarded the average 'bloxcaca is)
  • Noobs In Combat - Basically Dummies Vs Noobs turned into a tower defense game
  • DEADZONE Classic - Precursor to Unturned, made by the creator of it too. Fun for a while
  • Grave/Nigger - Slow paced A24 slow burn wartime game between 2 mega nations with 29381098 pages of lore or something where you commit total digger death against the other team. Don't join da community n shiieeet doe cus it's filled with troons
  • Zombie Apocalypse Roleplay - newtrollDEITIY training grounds, make sure to pick up a frying pan or the loudest tool you can find to annoy people with (even though the game bans you for being an Aryan warrior)
  • Armored Patrol - Tank game with no permanent progression, just don't play the version made by ArmoredPatrolHero since he's a niggerpedo
  • Neighborhood War - Another unhinged shooter game, can do both 3rd and 1st person; lighting people on fire is fun)
  • town - Sandbox building/FPS game, very fun if you're playing in a group especially if someone has 100 robux and can buy the extra guns gamepass and drop everyone barretts
  • The Flappy Men - The only good ragdoll FPS game on roblox)
  • Miners Haven - Actually enjoyable tycoonslop, can take 6 gorillion years to progress thoughever and your ore may get stuck in the most stupid ways
  • Police Brutality - A Roblox Soyjak game inspired by cruelty squad where you kill predators and groomers as targets. Probably the gemmiest on this list
  • Dictator - 1984 inspired game
  • Survive and Kill the killers in Area 51 - A fun game made by a Turk in which you as you could've guessed you survive and kill the killers,the game has a bit of lore but it's not really the main focus, the game has 8 game modes but only 4 are replayable
  • Syrian Shenanigans - Name says enough

Who Plays Roblox[edit | edit source]

Alternatives[edit | edit source]

If you are looking for genuine alternatives to Roblox, we recommend these alternatives:

  • Godot Engine
  • Unreal Engine
  • Unity
  • Blockland
  • Garry's Mod (Uses the same programming language as Roblox, but not the exact fork of Lua Roblox uses)
  • LÖVE (Also uses the same programming language as Roblox, can only be used to make 2D games)
  • GameMaker
  • Minecraft
  • Terraria
  • ANYTHING BUT PEDOBLOX

See also[edit | edit source]

Citations

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