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>Though maybe you were looking for Roblox raiding? If so, then have you considered getting off this site you underage nusoi?
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You can help by notifying the authorities and Chris Hansen- oh wait he's already on the case.[1]
Uhhh... contact God or something, and there's nothing we can do because of Admin 6.

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Please remind those obsessed with this SNCA to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
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i luv robby locks., pelz bi mea robuck
>my kid loves the steal a brainrot happy meal toy so roblox is good or something
>Give us your phone number and ID.
Discussion of Roblox or Roblox related content on the sharty and it's sister sites WILL get you banned. Do NOT do it.

Roblox, also known as 'blox or Pedoblox, is a popular Lego ripoff game platform that allows users to create and play games designed by themselves within it. Due to its nature, it has attracted a high number of children, autists, and subsequently pedophiles and groomers. It is now a content farm and the second most popular pedophile hotspot thanks to the Kike CEO, (((David Baszucki))) (defended pedos btw) where cacas spend Ϫ gorillion of their parents' money on avatars and games. While there are still good people who try to help the community, there are sadly a lot of 'cordpedoniggers that outweigh them.

History[edit | edit source]

OYYYYY ITS LOGO IS LITERALLY DA COOOOOOORD

Roblox was released in 2006, but the actual year it released depends on how much assburgers you have.[dynablocks o algo]

In its infancy, Roblox (actually known as ROBLOX officially)[it just is, okay?] was a SOVLful online LEGO building simulation where you could create games places and play with other people over 953ms dialup connections. Early Roblox had limited avatar customization, limited scripting, and everything you built was confined to a minimum of a 1x1 lego brick. Somewhere in the mid 2010's Roblox started shifting it's priorities to expand the game to be more realistic or something, right after the co founder died and all of the original younger employees left or retired, and since then the game has been on an endless downward spiral, as of the freedom of players to create what they want expands while the moderation and enforcement of what's being created hasn't increased. So now anyone can upload sexual clothing[2] and furry shit[3] to the avatar store as they please. Luckily, 'blox has a Warrior doing his hardest to prevent these wretched actions and cleanse the site, trying to maintain a safe way for Gen Alpha to have fun (and get money stolen from parents in gambling games, because Roblox is an entity in the service of Moloch, stealing children's time and money away from them for no reward). They also have a financial incentive to not take down EPI material, since Roblox takes 77% of the cut they get from payouts, so groomed children are an actual part of the market.

Despite this, the game platform can be pretty entertaining, even doe you have to look really hard to find anything that's actually well balanced or however the game designs, just play with friends, ok? Avoid 95% of the front page shit, it's all pretty equally garbage, but why would you want to play Roblox anyways?

In late 2020 some guy made a recreation of Changed on Roblox and popular 'blox YouTuber Flamingo played it. The game instantly became popular and the idea spread like wildfire because children like fluffy animals. Furry transfurmation content is subtle enough to get a pass from the outsourced moderation team and AI moderation, so the result is that large swaths of Gen Alpha are getting exposed to 'P fetish material at this very minute. The most popular "transfurmation" game on Roblox is Kaiju Paradise, getting almost 1,000 players in a day. You VVILL help take these games down.

During the later 2020s, pedos flocked to the 'blox to make condos, the 'blox equivalent of (((Epstein))) Island. In 2021 notorious troll Ruben Sim got banned from the 'blox for "breaking the terms of service". He found out that they were still observing his social media accounts, where he was exploiting a loophole which made it easier to ban gooners and pedos off the 'blox. He has visited the Sharty multiple times since then and some soyteens are fans of him.

As of around 6 months ago[when?], just to prove how retarded 'blox jannies are, if you looked up "spade" in groups, you'd instantly see countless BBC fetish groups full of actual pedos larping as niggers or underaged white girls. Despite being constantly shit on by the roblox community, the ROBLOX jannies still do almost nothing about these groups.

Relation to the sharty[edit | edit source]

A 'bloxteen (they do look like this)

On the Sharty, Roblox has been involved with countless raid threads and controversies, ranging from zoophiles to chronic gooners who expose minors to porn. Roblox threads were also heavily criticised by oldfags, who believed that Roblox threads were replacing the Sharty's userbase with children and teenagers completely detached from Sharty culture.

Roblox (fail)raiding[edit | edit source]

Main article: Roblox raiding

Because nusois are all children, they are obsessed with failraiding Roblox. Their raids look something like this:

>see raid thread
>decide to join bunker
>fight le heckin evil derailers who are all from the 'cord btw
>our lord and saviour TNDFoxFoodistCunnyCrusader1488 finds us a game to raid
>join game after our lord fails to use a teleport prompt three times in a row
>after joining le heckin game we lose half of the raiders because the games require your account to be 41 years old
>raid is poorly coordinated and consists of spamming chat and calling people words they don't understand because the filter prevents any meaningful trolling
>raiders start leaving one after one
>raid over, 3 'teens got their accounts banned, the rest joined an averifags cord.

That aside, Roblox raids are littered with groomers and foodists. People joining Roblox bunkers with shirts that show zoo porn is common because the roblox jannies are all Indian men who goon to it day and night.

One of the raid bunkers actually got shut down due to an averifag called TNDFox trying to invite nusois into a cord.[4]

Also never forget the fact that one of the 'blox bunkers was developed by nu-/qa/ furfag-in-denial namefag Ilovy who should be doxed and raped.

The Schlep situation[edit | edit source]

Sometime around august 2025, Roblox would 'nish known pedophile catcher Schlep from their platform. Who has caused 6 arrests and one conviction. this would prompt massive outrage among literally everyone. including chris hansen himself and some glowies, leading to states like florida and louisiana suing and investigating 'blox and david baszucki for for putting shekels over banning pedophiles.

There has been great debate on whether the rule against 'blox should be loosened to allow 'teens to 'ox, 'ape, and 'ill david baszucki and matt kaufmann.

Relation to DA 'COOOOOOORD[edit | edit source]

You will find alot of the same people in 'blox as you do in Pisscord (Foodists, Furfags, Groomers ect) cause of how infamously shitty their moderation is. Der 'blox houses massive pedo rings and an infamous game experience category known as "condos", which are sex games used to groom children on der 'cord. The 'blox is seen in negative light by most soyteens due to this and Roblox is disapproved of by Froot.[5]

Also the fact that Roblox allows you to put Discord links into 'blox groups because they want children to be groomed into becoming furfags or trannies because they spend a majority of their time online, will spend tons of money so they can have their furfag/troon avatar on 'blox and spend gorillions on gamepasses on their heckin quirky indie games.

Actually playing 'blox[edit | edit source]

If you want to play 'blox, you should do one of these things listed below:

Games (((Experiences)))[edit | edit source]

These are the type of games on Pedoblox. Most of these games are cashgrab slop or have garbage gameplay, or could not even be considered proper games at all because that'd require generating actual experiences from player inputs beyond just numbers going up, but that doesn't make nearly as much money.

  • Condo games - Games that have goonslop in them and are full of pedoniggers looking for EPI cacas to groom, or at least are commonly used for such, by design or otherwise. Some have ended up in events on Roblox since it's obvious that they don't actually give a shit about what gets into events.
  • Meepcity - Formerly one of the most popular condo games on Roblox. In August 2025, it had most condo-usable features such as parties, custom avatars, and bios getting removed due to Roblox getting raped by the state of Louisiana. Is now a ghost town because there's barely anything left to do there that you can't just do in other, better games.
  • Adopt Me - Another shitty gambling game advertised to kids with trading but with roleplay features that end up going ignored because of pet gacha slop.
  • Brookhaven - Once the most active games on the entire website. One of the few RPs where there are no rules and jannies at all so you can do literally almost anything there.
  • Military RPs - Games for retarded branigger teens which you can't play freely without having a 'cord account (this applies to RPs in general). Also often cashgrabbed to hell and back, so I hope you like paying 1337 robux for a broken nerf gun for a single life.
  • Hood games - Shit ton of games where you can play as a fucking nigger. They are usually full of white, spic and lightskin kids who get beaten regularly by their alcoholic dads, rarely actual niggers. Userbase is full of tryhards. Also 99% of them seem to go out of their way to have the worst gunplay on the platform or gaming in general because they're scared of non-roniggers coming in to enact TND with skills transferable from way better games.

These are the games cacas and nusois like to play:

  • Grow a Garden - A shitty cashgrab idle "game" with barely any gameplay (click buttons in shop to buy seeds, interact with plants once grown to harvest them for money, that's the entire game right there) that has somehow managed to hit 21 million CCU.
  • Steal a Brainrot - Similar to Grow a Garden, but you steal unfunny caca memes.
  • Pet Simulator - Shitty gambling game advertised to kids.
  • Funky Friday - This is what happens if the FNF Pedo made a Roblox game. Funnily enough got hit with a copyright strike by original FNF pedos (aka official FNF devs).
  • 3008 - Game where you can build in a infinite IKEA with a day and night cycle. At night, employees come out to molest you.
  • Forsaken - Troonslop DBD clone formerly owned by a FNFpedo and owned by Zog now

Who Plays Roblox[edit | edit source]

Alternatives[edit | edit source]

If you are looking for genuine alternatives to Roblox, we recommend these alternatives:

  • Godot Engine
  • Unreal Engine
  • Unity
  • Core Games
  • Blockland (DNB doe) < ev&doe most users who play this game nowadays [literal who though] are chuds. (Also, don't play brickadia, half of Its devs and userbase are fnf pedos and trannies who goons to drawn 'P and groomed cacas.) [6] [7] [8]
  • Garry's Mod (Uses the same programming language as Roblox, but not the exact fork of Lua Roblox uses)
  • LÖVE (Also uses the same programming language as Roblox, can only be used to make 2D games)
  • GameMaker
  • Minecraft
  • Terraria
  • ANYTHING BUT PEDOBLOX. There's hundreds of thousands of other games out there, and a lot of them are free.

See also[edit | edit source]

Citations

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