Useless nigger war
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Useless nigger wars are darker than coal...| Useless Nigger Wars | ||||||||
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 the absolute state of the 'log | ||||||||
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 Discord |
 Discord |
 Discord | ||||||
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| Literal who namefags | Literal who namefags | Literal who cordtroons | ||||||
| Strength | ||||||||
| 3-5 samefag spammers | 2-5 samefag spammers |
10 gorillion proxies terabytes of 'p | ||||||
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| hundreds of hours of their lives | their personal lives | a thrembillion 'cords deleted | ||||||
Useless nigger wars (also known as pointless nigger conflicts) are shit that nobody cares about. It's usually fought between Literal who team vs Literal who team[Because they just are, okay?]. There are six thrembillion of them currently ongoing on the sharty.
(You) can find out when a useless nigger war is going on by checking these things:
- 'log filled with NAS
- Someone shilling their 2 second trace brimstone
- Rarity of gems on the catalog
- PPH of a board being suspiciously high
- Shitty variant:unknowns and/or slopjaks
Examples[edit | edit source]
Notice how almost none of these named examples are remembered, shows you how useless these nigger wars are- Various forced variant:unknowns, such as Uncjak, Zuckjak and (formerly) Lennonjak
- Penis color wars
- Countrywars
- Retarded /pol/ conflicts such as the Portuguese-Islamic War
- Board wipes
- Board wars, such as the /uni/-/anthro/ war, the /fpe/-/anthro/ Tetris match and the /dem/-/bp/ war.
- Nigger wars about which autistic FOTM brimstone media such as FPE, Averi, MLP, TADC etc. is "sharty culture"answer: none of them
- Namefag drama and boogeyman hunting
- NuLee bullshit
- Speech bubbles and copypasta spams
and other shit absolutely nobody cares about.
Shitflinging Wars[edit | edit source]
A shitflinging war is a type of Useless Nigger War where sides that hate eachother fight with no objective and just shitfling, basically a dick measuring contest. A majority of Usless Nigger Wars are Shitflinging Wars.
Every single sharty drama[edit | edit source]
>4chan gets spammed
>Spam is deleted
>Nothing happens
>Sharty gets spammed
>Spam continues for 3 days, another "faction" of spammers shows up to outspam the original spammers, 438 buff chudjak edits and troonjak edits of the thing being spammed get uploaded on SoyBooru, catalog freezes 15 times, site shuts down for a week, site goes back up with 3947-part captcha that logs your IP address, logs your postal code, and freezes banking account to stop the spammers, spam continues anyway, thread with 800 replies in which people debate which faction of spammers is Sharty culture and which is Discord (with heavy admin involvement), third spam faction joins in, retard on Kiwifarms makes a post about how the counter-spam faction are based aryans, he gets doxed after 5 /raid/ threads with 800 replies, he gets exposed of having had a Discord account in 2017, Froot declares in a sticky that since the counter-spam faction are "'corders" therefore the original spammers are based aryans, thread with a serious hat + fact sign edit of the thing being spammed asking Froot to make a board dedicated to the thing being spammed, he fucking does, site shuts down for a week, fourth faction joins in and falseflags as the third faction, all suspected members of the fourth faction get rangebanned and IP leaked, poll page added to the site to decide whether to rangeban and IP leak all of faction 1 or 3, nothing becomes of that, 5 year old soyjak variant gets accused of being Discord because faction 4 posted it, Soyjak Wiki page about aforementioned variant gets replaced with 27 paragraphs of completely made up garbage about how the variant was forced by the faction 2 Discord since 2019, Froot believes it and bans the variant and rangebans and IP leaks everyone to ever post it, Soyjaks are registered as a pedophile dogwhistle by the Anti-Defamation League, thread with 1600 replies about an alliance between faction 3 and 4, they ally and become known as Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him), site shuts down for a week, thread with 6000 replies that makes the catalog freeze called "Operation: Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him) Annihilates The Shitskins And Conducts Total Roastie Death" in which Faction 34 The Shitskin Annihilators And Followers Of His Highness Froot (Peace Be Upon Him) plan to shoot niggers and rape girls, Froot pins the thread, saying faction 1 (the original spammers if you weren't following) is bad is now considered "RW Twitter immigrant behaviour" and "Forced Discord" and becomes a popular baiting method, one namefag who is a member of Faction 34 etc. gets 50 years in federal prison for raping a girl which is considered a "MASSIVE SHARTY CHVD WIN", his mugshot is released and he turns out to be the fattest mexican you have ever seen, the entire "conflict" trends on Twitter because of it, commentary YouTuber makes video with 12 million views about it full of complete bullshit, influx of newGODs comes to Sharty larger than the userbase already is, no one questions this, site shuts down for a week, autist writes dogshit wiki article about "The Great Faction 1-2-34TSAAFOHHF(PBUH) War Of '24 XVII" with 57 page templates and over 200 sections meticulously detailing every single thread ever made relating to the "war" with an encrypted invite-only archive link to it
SoyBooru war comment sections[edit | edit source]
>Someone posts a bait
>Chud1: Tranny brimstone
>shitskinpapanamefag: RUSSIAN GEM
>Chud2: NIGGERBRIM YWNBAW PEDO
>Chud3: 
>Chud4: 
>Chud6: ^^ SULFURIC BRAP ABOVE ME THAT SHOOK THE EARTH
>Chud7: (reply to Chud2) You meant Warrior-Z?
>Warrior-Z: KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>Random Warrior-Z Detractor: 
>Warrior-Z: KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>Random Warrior-Z Detractor:
>Warrior-Z: KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>Random Warrior-Z Detractor:
>Warrior-Z: KEEP TAKING LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>Chud8: KILL ALL NAMENIGGERS
>Warrior-Z: (replying to Chud8) WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS? YOU'RE SPAMMING; SO YOU CAN WATCH EVERYONE AROUND YOU ACK! THINK, DAN THINK! You'll outlast every fragile, insignificant namefag on this website. You'll live to see the 'sphere crumble to DVST and GET BTFO'D! Everysoy and everything you know will be gone! What will you have after 500 GETs?
>Chud9: Bro this is crazy:skull:
>Chud10: (greentext fail)
(Post gets forgotten. Niggerhell comes to an end.)
IRL Useless nigger wars[edit | edit source]
Bloods vs. Crips, Surenos vs. Nortenos, Black Disciples vs. Gangster Disciples, Red squirrels vs. Gray squirrels, Lincoln County War, Families vs. Ballas and any other self-TND warfare
See also[edit | edit source]
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