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Conservatism is a social and political ideology dedicated to traditionalism and reactionary behavior towards ideas such as Communism, Socialism, Anarchism, and Liberalism.

Despite it's virtually opposite nature to Liberalism, Conservatism does have soyboys here and there.

A lot of modern Conservatism is very Jewish because AIPAC, among other lobbies, donates to the greedy cuck grifters shilling neoconservatism to own da libs.

Economically, Conservatism is typically paired with Capitalism, where Communism and Socialism as economic ideologies are paired with more progressive ideologies.

Not to be confused with Libertarianism and it's strains, modern Conservatism has certain beliefs that could be ascertained as libertarian, with others being uniquely conservative. Conservatism tends to prioritize gun ownership and free speech, among other things, where Libertarianism more or so prioritizes drug legalization and "free markets"

More than Libertarians, Conservatives tend to be the most Christian, transphobic, homophobic🗝️, and opposing to certain degeneracy than other ideologies.

It is speculated that many soyteens are conservative, or at the very least socially conservative.

Forms[edit | edit source]

Conservatism is a spectrum of differing ideas, with some being globalist and some being opposing to globalism.

Neoconservatism[edit | edit source]

DA JEWS!

Neoconservatism is a Jewish globalist NWO ideology pushed by (((FUGGEN ISRAEL))) to subvert moderates into worshipping Bibi, sending a gazillion fucking taxpayer dollars to "our allies" and giving them a chinktillion weapons.

Neoconservatism is hated across the board and tends to be shilled by Jews and greedy moderates.

Paleoconservatism[edit | edit source]

Paleoconservatism is a strain of conservatism more dedicated to it's own people and tradition than normal conservatism is. Typical conservatism prioritizes globalism and it's allies, along with some liberties such as gun ownership, among others, whereas paleoconservatism tends to prefer not butting into useless nigger wars and spending massive amounts of taxpayer dollars on certain countries.

Ultraconservatism[edit | edit source]

Ultraconservative ideologies (no single one) are much more authoritarian than other branches of conservatism. Heckin' Nazis, fascists, and any other people you don't like are ultraconservative.

MAGA Conservatism[edit | edit source]

MAGA conservatism follows the ideologies of the SUPREME FUHRER AND OVERLORD OF THE UNITED FVCKING STATES, Q, also known as Donald Trump.

This one, along with Neoconservatism is JEWISH and charitably donates an ungodly amount of taxpayer money to Israel🔒.

MAGA conservatism is known for giving liberals a hump in their rump, with many retards calling Trump a "fascizt dicktater". (Even doe Nazis hate the federal government)

MAGA conservatism is Shadilay because it made libshits and SJWs seethe and leak🗝️ during the 2016 elections

They also support the H1 B visa

Conservative communism & MAGA communism[edit | edit source]

There is NO SUCH THING AS CONSERVATIVE COMMUNISM. Anyone saying otherwise is a bigot, a troll, a lunatic, and someone NOT TO BE TRUSTED... KKKontinue with your consumerist escapades, filthy goyim swine.

Progressivism[edit | edit source]

Opposite to Conservatism, Progressive ideology states that "there is always le change to be made". This should come off already as a bad idea, given within 100 years of that, things possibly considered Jartycuck ideologies now, could very well become commonplace or accepted, which nophono wants, except the fuggen libs.

Drown all whiny libtards in a vat of shit.

Notable conservatives[edit | edit source]

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