SNCA:Scratch

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googoo gaagaa scratch is my favourite language o algo

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The Scratch mascot as a 'jak.

What the Scratch editor looks like

Scratch is a visual programming language best known for being for cacas. You drag and drop blocks n shieet to make games - the thing is most games on scratch are dogwater because they were designed by 8 year olds. A namefag known as Griffpatch makes decent games doey. (<<this is a lie, he has 0 entertaining original games and he is only known because of his good PORTS of games that already exist like Geometry Dash)

It runs on the Scratch Virtual Machine, which interprets each block line by line. It is usually implemented in JavaScript, due to usually being a browser-based program. Each program is converted to bytecode that is interpreted by the Scratch VM, but contrary to popular belief it is not actually transpiled to JavaScript.

Userbase

Scratch users are left-wing hippies!

Most of the users are children aged 8-16. Adults also make up a significant majority of the site's users, primarily being the Scratch Team.

Scratch Team

THE SCRATCH TEAM ARE HIV-RIDDEN FAGGOTS!They are faggots and will likely succumb to AIDS in the near future.

The Scratch Team are the jannies of scratch.mit.edu. They are best known for being heckin' wholesome and unbigoted by promoting LGBTQ+ rights to children every June, even doe they are rulecucks who punish anyone who heckin' dares to swear and post EPI^🗝️. Unlike here on the sharty and various other imageboards, they actually get paid for it.

41% of trannies commit suicide, visualized on Scratch

They recently started begging for money by offering membership perks to anyone who donates, though the perks can be gifted to others by those who purchased them for free. The donations are purely not because they're struggling to maintain the site, but rather because just like anyone else providing services on the Internet or elsewhere, simply wanting something to profit off of!^{[ev&doe they initially rejected such an option due to children making up most of the userbase]}

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Computing

>I wrote my own fucking compiler I'm not a nigger like Linus

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