Namefag:Coemskong

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This nigga has AssburgersPlease remind him to breathe deeply from the toilet bowl.
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!

Coemskong is a former booru janny, namefag, drawfag, and mediator in this very wiki. Xe joined the Soysphere in 2024 and became a booru moderator after Mustard's staff reform in May 2026. Xe was elected senator in July of that same year, enduring until Mustard dissolved the senate. He gained a degree of notoriety for his 'tosses featuring a high level of poonerism, which were recognized by the Soybooru userbase as top-tier kino, primarily due to the apparent amount of effort he put into each one.

Despite usually being portrayed as a gimper with slime-like skin and a coin on its head, Coemskong has recently apparently changed his self-insert, now presenting himself as a Fishjak wearing a trench coat. Xe apparently hosts an event on Christmas Eve that he calls "Gemerald Rain" where drawfags create as many high-effort soyjaks as possible to flood the Soybooru gallery with gems. Xe also harbors intense hatred for Fundamental Paper Education, going so far as to repeatedly attempt to alter the wiki article on the subject and waging a war against an IRC group he dubbed "FPEcord", even though that group never actually existed and consisted merely of specific namefags posting bait.

Heart problems

Coemskong suffers from a heart condition that nearly killed him twice while he was still a janny. He underwent a surgery that carried almost 20% mortality risk; prior to the procedure, he created a thread to vent and offer life advice to the boorum teens. Fortunately, he survived the surgery without major complications.

Soylatro

The mod's title

Soylatro, also called Coallatro Gemlatro or Balatrojaks, is a work-in-progress mod for the bone-chilling, genre-defining, indieslop game Balatro, featuring soyjaks instead of all 150 jokers in the game, with full remade designs. The project started on March 12, 2026, created by Coemskong himself after he posted some designs, which sparked his desire to make a complete mod with all the game's cards replaced by soyjaks. The reason for this is, to clean up the game's bad reputation as a safe haven for trannies and completely redefine it into a gem.

Development

Details about its development remain uncertain, mainly because it is being sustained by just a single unemployed nigga. At the moment, the goal is to remake the art for all 150 joker cards in the game. If this goal is achieved early, the next step is to remake all tarot and spectral cards, as well as the standard deck cards. Expectations of also covering jokers from other modpacks are anticipated. Details on where the modpack will be made available are still unknown.

Some notable namefags have also been invited to participate in the project, with one of them being Rot, who made some card sprites. Unfortunately, the development was currently paused due to Coemskong's health situation, and then sent to the freezer evendoe you can see all cards xe made here: series:balatrojaks.

Reception

The project has gone unnoticed by the vast majority of 'teens, for being snca and confined to soybooru and boorum. You can follow the development here. The project itself seems promising, and only time will tell if something will actually come of it. Coemskong has already confirmed that he will not abandon the project until it is fully completed. he put the project on hold indefinitely.

Things he likes

• Tranime
• Drawing
• Linux
• Xbox
• Gimper
• Fishjaks
• Balatro
• SMVs
• Doll
• Cobblestone
• The inty

Things he doesn't like

• Xitter and Xitterfags
• Xitter artists
• Mustard
• Playstation
• The IRC
• FPE
• Windows
• Wordsalot
• Gill Koyim
• Baitcord
• MarketPliers

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