TV soyjacking

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FACT ALERT:
Illegal TV soyjacking on actual channels, not including SSH101 is serious shit and has been known to cause visits from strange green glowing men.
Actually doing this might get you IRL 'nished. The information on page is provided for educational purposes only.

No one, not a single soul, not even Keanu Reeves, and Big Chungus is doing this however if anyone does hijack a channel (which the Soyjak Wiki does not condone at all) please do not hijack important channels like weather channels or news channels that deliver important information. It's possible to get into deep shit with the feds if you do that kind of thing.
Don't put soyjak.st anywhere instead use things like r/markiplier, snarky snappy, or a subreddit
>OH MY FAUCI, THIS IS LIKE MY A24 KINO ANALOG TV HIJACKINGS THAT HAPPENDED IN 1990s TO 2000s, I WANT TO SEE SOME HECKERINO SCARY POOPJAK ON THERE!!!!!
TV soyjacking is a gem.

TV Soyjacking (derived from “soyjack”, portmanteau of “soy” and “hijack,” not to be confused with “soyjak”) is a raiding technique in which TV stations are hijacked and gemmed up.[1]

History[edit | edit source]

Holy gem.

First hijacking[edit | edit source]

The first known soyjacking was on 13/10/2024[2], when a soyteen made a post:

>I THINK I JUST FOUND OUT HOW TO HIJACK SOME TV CHANNELS
>WHICH ONE DO I MAKE PLAY 6IXTHREMBO COBBO

This post gained massive attention and resulted in the creation of many gems. The 'teen first tested by playing "janny is a tranny", and then played Cobbo.[3] He would then go on to play it on other channels [4][5] and later on show 'teens how to do it. After this, many more hijackings happened, ranging from troonslop like FPE to gems like skibidi hitler.[6] Due to the 'teens being lazy fucks, they sent the links to the stream and almost no videos.

Second hijacking[edit | edit source]

On 9/11/24[7], a 'teen posted another thread around hijacking TV stations. Just like the first one, the second thread gained huge attention, accumulating 230 replies. Many channels were hijacked by 'teens, with content ranging from Baldi, The Lawnmower Man[8], Numberjacks, gemmy edits, troonslop, etc. There were no videos recorded, and only links were sent and screenshots were taken.

How to Do It[edit | edit source]

TODO: Make a video tutorial for mentally challenged soyteens.
  1. Download and install OBS studio at https://obsproject.com/download
  2. Add a Scene, if there isn't one already.
  3. For this Scene add a Source of type Media Source.
  4. (Optional) You can also add text, images, music, more videos etc. by adding more sources.
  5. Go to File → Settings → Stream
  6. Find a channel you can hack on https://v2.ssh101.com/watch.php, then take the channel ID. (The ID is distinct from the name.) The ID can be retrived from the URL of the channel. For example, for the channel https://v2.ssh101.com/detailng.php?id=pilarensehd the id is "pilarensehd."
  7. Set the destination server field to ‘srt://srt.bozztv.com:9999?streamid=ssh101/<CHANNEL_ID_GOES_HERE>’
  8. Leave the “Stream Key” field empty.
  9. Click "OK" and then go back to the home menu and click on Start Streaming on the right.
  10. Go to the stream and video record it for the 'sphere to see.

Soy TV[edit | edit source]

A particular snippet of Soy TV.

During the advent of TV soyjacking, a TV station titled "Soy TV" was created. It's primary focus is entertainment such as broadcasting SMV's or episodes of SpongeBob. It is ran by Soygem Pass UID 80.

/qa/ Network[edit | edit source]

/qa/ Network's logo

In January 3rd 2025, a TV station that has been called as "/qa/ Network" has been made. The station broadcasted some 442oons, other forced media that have been posted throughout the /qa/ board.[9]

Their Schedule for that day at GMT time[edit | edit source]

442oons 21:00-21:15

Murder Drones 21:15-21:40

Ongezellig 21:40-22:05

Numberjacks 22:05-22:35

The Amazing Digital Circus 22:35-23:00

Gallery[edit | edit source]

  • the gem that got the feds on our ass
  • a lot of hijackings were done by 1 fpe tranny[>fpe tranny ev&oe im straight and also a poc and autistic btw if that matters][>ev&oe its possible to be trans and straight at the same time you heckin bigoted chud!! ]
  • a zarty hater also did a lot of hijackings, thankfully more than the fpe fag
  • jartycuck song being broadcasted on a cameroonian tv channel while being hijacked
  • a gemmy 'teen hijacked a paraguyan tv channel
  • aryan peter griffin supporting the TND, how gemmy is xhe.
  • my favourite due to the slopjak of a stream this is
  • george floyd hijacked with xis aryan edit.
  • george droid hijacks a greek tv
  • the zarty hater and the loud and proud george floyd fighting over this channel
  • EVROPA: The Last Battle Soyjacking
    EVROPA: The Last Battle Soyjacking

Citations

  1. ↑ ev&oe you hijack only the dead website streaming and not the station itself This baseless claim has repeadely been shown to be false by thirteen soyentists with a combined IQ of 2000. You VVIL SHUT UP, LISTEN, and LEARN, cretin.
  2. ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/8808004
  3. ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/8808004#p8808187
  4. ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/8808004#p8808314
  5. ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/8808004#p8808541
  6. ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/8808004#p8808705
  7. ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/9064195
  8. ↑ https://archive.soyjak.st/soy/thread/9064195#p9064796
  9. ↑ https://archive.ph/GSE2x
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