The gem that saved the Party

This page is literally the gem that saved the Party!

The (self proclaimed) gem that saved the Party. (Similar to the Real Deal, but it's too Gemmy.)

The gem that saved the Party, also known as TGTSTP, the Final Gem or the Gem to end all coal, is the ultimate event in soyical folklore in which the brightest, shiniest gem of all time descended upon the Sharty and united all of the soyposters in harmony, thereby "saving" The Party. It simply appeared one day, created by a soyteen, with divine intervention and inspiration, and was be released by said soyteen onto the Sharty, to universal praise.

Preterist View

Some fringe groups of the soy community believed in a form of preterist philosophy which suggests that the Sharty-saving gem has already been created, though what that gem is they argue over. Some suggest Cobson is a Sharty saving gem, however, he is a very controversial jak, so many also rule him out.

Cynical Preterism

Some also say that Cobson WAS the gem that saved the sharty, but the antichrist descended upon earth to spread hatred of the one true gem, thus, ruining the prophecy forever.

Misconceptions

Often, many will refer to a jak as 'The gem that saved the Party". This is of course, incorrect, as the true savior gem united all in agreement. Some extremely unwell schizos will also attempt to prematurely guess the name of the soon-to-be sharty saving gem (under the assumption that it vill be a new variant) with names such as “pissson”, “cumson”, and “bloodson” having been thrown around. You WILL NOT question this part

Criticism

Many claim science has already deboonked this claim, stating that there is no God or meaning in life. However this appears false, as there is nothing yet to disprove the 'The gem that saved the Party' theory.

"Actually, this is true, gem doesn't exist. There is no point in the world." (Glowie Propaganda)

"Actually, this is false, the gem exists. There is a point in the world, all because of this little gemmy."

Gems that saved the Party

• Cobson^{[it just is, ok?]}
• Chudjak^{[it just is, ok?]}
• Soot - Literally the founding father of the Party!
• The Swede - Without The Swede there would be no gems and Party!
• Vichan - The Sharty would literally not exist without vichan! It's what the imageboard runs on
• Great Cuckset - The 4cuck hack is the greatest shiniest gem that will ever be witnessed by soyteens. The hacker destroyed the main antagonist of our lore, resulting in it's worst security breach ever. The site's entire source code and databases were leaked, exposing serious vulnerabilities and outdated infrastructure that hadn’t been meaningfully updated in over a decade. The hack led to 11 days of downtime, which many believe was due to a full compromise of the site's backend, including shell access. /qa/ won.

I made a new soyjak, his name is gemjak because hes the gemmiest jak possibly even gemmier than cobson and all the main variants, his gemmyness is unqeastionable and sacred. All the people who say otherwise are wrong