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Revision as of 07:55, 18 February 2025

THEY PULLED THE PLUG GGEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGG A BIG JANNY VVIN


Mashallah! The /bp/-Soyteen War is Halal!From the river to the sea, bomb all infidels (You) see! Kneel to your revisions book before reading the following.

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ⓘ Here be gegbulls, malware, and TAP WATER.

The /bp/-Soyteen War was a Sharty winraid.Reason for victory: /bp/ locked, deleted an hour later.

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The /bp/-Soyteen War was a brief conflict caused by furniggers stealing the 10000000 GET on /soy/ (the most important GET on the sharty so far) and causing the 9999999 GET to be skipped as the 10000000 GET was a BUMP! post.

As a result of the war, jannies removed "Bipedal Animals" from /bp/'s title and changed its ruleset into that of /nate/'s; with the board being completely flattened by soyteens cattywiping it and by SNCA factions trying to colonize the board to turn it about their SNCA. The war ended in TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY; with jannies banning all furfaggotry from the sharty (yes, even /nate/) and /bp/ being deleted.

As of now the remaining stragglers from /bp/ are trying to pollute /soy/ with brimstone spam but are failing miserably. GEG stay mad, furfags. Flinging shit won’t bring your board back.

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The casus belli for the war

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