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{{ | {{Halal|The /bp/-Soyteen War}} | ||
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{{ | {{Winraid|title=The /bp/-Soyteen War|successreason=/bp/ [[locked]], deleted an hour later.}}{{gemjak|title=The /bp/-Soyteen War}}{{Infobox conflict | ||
|conflict=/bp/-Soyteen War | |conflict=/bp/-Soyteen War | ||
|date=February 15, 2025-February 16, 2025 | |date=February 15, 2025-February 16, 2025 | ||
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*/bp/ cattywiped and turned into /nate/ 2; deleted on February 16 | */bp/ cattywiped and turned into /nate/ 2; deleted on February 16 | ||
*Furries banned from the sharty | *Furries banned from the sharty | ||
|combatant1=[[File:4c0a13e1da43b77d82683eaaa87a1e1d6.png|24px]] [[ | *Gas stations closed, starting the [[Soyl Crisis]] (unfortunately) | ||
|combatant1=[[File:4c0a13e1da43b77d82683eaaa87a1e1d6.png|24px]] [[Bp/|/bp/]] | |||
[[File:BoboTheShartyJanny.png|24px]] [[Bait]]ers | [[File:BoboTheShartyJanny.png|24px]] [[Bait]]ers | ||
Oil companies | |||
|combatant2=[[File:That one fucking picture of nate being a smug little bastard.png|24px]] [[soy/|/soy/]] | |combatant2=[[File:That one fucking picture of nate being a smug little bastard.png|24px]] [[soy/|/soy/]] | ||
[[File: | [[File:Goldbackro2.png|24px]] [[dem/|/dem/]] | ||
[[File:muscular chud jesus.png|24px]] [[chr/-/bp/ War|Remnants of /chr/]] | [[File:muscular chud jesus.png|24px]] [[chr/-/bp/ War|Remnants of /chr/]] | ||
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Multiple [[SNCA]] factions such as [[My Little Pony|bronies]] and [[iFunny|/swa/]] | Multiple [[SNCA]] factions such as [[My Little Pony|bronies]] and [[iFunny|/swa/]] | ||
Ecotroons (accused) | |||
[[File:Chinese mutt.png|24px]] [[China|BYD]] (accused) | |||
|commander1=[[File:Discord.png|24px]] [[Discord]] | |commander1=[[File:Discord.png|24px]] [[Discord]] | ||
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As of now the remaining stragglers from /bp/ are trying to pollute /soy/ with brimstone spam but are failing miserably. GEG stay mad, furfags. Flinging shit won’t bring your board back. | As of now the remaining stragglers from /bp/ are trying to pollute /soy/ with brimstone spam but are failing miserably. GEG stay mad, furfags. Flinging shit won’t bring your board back. | ||
Unfortunately, environmentalists and BYD infiltrated in the conflict only to close the gas stations, the other side of the board, thus starting the [[Soyl Crisis]]. | |||
== Timeline == | == Timeline == | ||
Revision as of 23:42, 18 February 2025
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The /bp/-Soyteen War was a brief conflict caused by furniggers stealing the 10000000 GET on /soy/ (the most important GET on the sharty so far) and causing the 9999999 GET to be skipped as the 10000000 GET was a BUMP! post.
As a result of the war, jannies removed "Bipedal Animals" from /bp/'s title and changed its ruleset into that of /nate/'s; with the board being completely flattened by soyteens cattywiping it and by SNCA factions trying to colonize the board to turn it about their SNCA. The war ended in TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY; with jannies banning all furfaggotry from the sharty (yes, even /nate/) and /bp/ being deleted.
As of now the remaining stragglers from /bp/ are trying to pollute /soy/ with brimstone spam but are failing miserably. GEG stay mad, furfags. Flinging shit won’t bring your board back.
Unfortunately, environmentalists and BYD infiltrated in the conflict only to close the gas stations, the other side of the board, thus starting the Soyl Crisis.
Timeline
- /bp/ steals the get, soyteens immediatly raid /bp/
- Rules get updated by 9a0c which bans furfaggotry from all other boards and change /bp/s ruleset to /nate/s, therefore allowed cattywiping and removed the flood detection
- Catty wiping commences and several /bp/ GETs are stolen
- 9a0c announced that the board will explode a hour later, after a hour passes the board gets locked and eventually deleted, therefore making /bp/ lose.
Gallery
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50000 GET stolen by /swa/
Images used for cattywiping
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An old version of KDE's mascot, Konqi.
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Random NAS attentionwhore's image of choice.
The casus belli for the war
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