Bp/-Soyteen War

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The /bp/-Soyteen War was a Sharty winraid.Reason for victory: /bp/ locked, deleted an hour later.

The /bp/-Soyteen War was a brief conflict caused by furniggers stealing the 10000000 GET on /soy/ (the most important GET on the sharty so far) and causing the 9999999 GET to be skipped as the 10000000 GET was a BUMP! post.

As a result of the war, jannies removed "Bipedal Animals" from /bp/'s title and changed its ruleset into that of /nate/'s; with the board being completely flattened by soyteens cattywiping it and by SNCA factions trying to colonize the board to turn it about their SNCA. The war ended in TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY; with jannies banning all furfaggotry from the sharty (yes, even /nate/) and /bp/ being deleted.

As of now the remaining stragglers from /bp/ are trying to pollute /soy/ with brimstone spam but are failing miserably. GEG stay mad, furfags. Flinging shit won’t bring your board back. The furniggers have given up trying to degrade the integrity of /soy/ even further than what it already is. Allahu Akbar! All praise is to Allah! As of late February, they still try to pass off their furfaggotry as "bait" and have started to coal up /soy/ once again. Every post in support of 9a0c will likely be attempted derailed by furfags.

Unfortunately, environmentalists and BYD infiltrated in the conflict only to close the gas stations, the other side of the board, thus starting the Soyl Crisis.

Timeline

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- /bp/ steals the get, soyteens see this as an act of TQTAL PERJVRY and immediately raid /bp/

- Rules get updated by 9a0c which bans furfaggotry from all other boards and change /bp/s ruleset to /nate/s, therefore allowed cattywiping and removed the flood detection

- Catty wiping commences and several /bp/ GETs are stolen

- 9a0c announced that the board will explode a hour later, after a hour passes the board gets locked and eventually deleted, therefore making /bp/ lose.

Gallery

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  50000 GET stolen by /swa/

Images used for cattywiping

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  An old version of KDE's mascot, Konqi.
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  Tegaki

The casus belli for the war

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