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'''Incomprehensible Wojacks''' [''sic''] (or '''Incomprehensible Woahjacks''') is a hilarious [[Twitter]] [[fail]] and proof that Twitter immigrants are completely clueless to sharty culture. This moniker for what 'teens call nonsense is commonly used by Twitterfags upon discovering niche gems such as the fishjak or [[Squirrel|squirrels]] and bloating them into normalfag dust. While these images are usually comprehensible to the average sharty teen, Twitter users' complete lack of understanding of satire and inside jokes, along with their extreme attention-seeking behavior, causes them to act like they discovered these 'jaks. Obviously, with Twitterfags' lack of internet literacy and social awareness, they are quite easy to dox. User @vergilswarrior made an 'incomprehensible wojacks' thread and was subsequently doxed by soyteens. | '''Incomprehensible Wojacks''' [''sic''] (or '''Incomprehensible Woahjacks''') is a hilarious [[Twitter]] [[fail]] and proof that Twitter immigrants are completely clueless to sharty culture. This moniker for what 'teens call nonsense is commonly used by Twitterfags upon discovering niche gems such as the fishjak or [[Squirrel|squirrels]] and bloating them into normalfag dust. While these images are usually comprehensible to the average sharty teen, Twitter users' complete lack of understanding of satire and inside jokes, along with their extreme attention-seeking behavior, causes them to act like they discovered these 'jaks. Obviously, with Twitterfags' lack of internet literacy and social awareness, they are quite easy to dox. User @vergilswarrior made an 'incomprehensible wojacks' thread and was subsequently doxed by soyteens.{{cn|He just was, okay?}} | ||
The true incomprehensible wojacks are [[Slopjaks]], [[Victorian Child|and some twitter trannies have seen a few of them.]] | The true incomprehensible wojacks are [[Slopjaks]], [[Victorian Child|and some twitter trannies have seen a few of them.]] | ||
Revision as of 10:25, 22 November 2025
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Incomprehensible Wojacks [sic] (or Incomprehensible Woahjacks) is a hilarious Twitter fail and proof that Twitter immigrants are completely clueless to sharty culture. This moniker for what 'teens call nonsense is commonly used by Twitterfags upon discovering niche gems such as the fishjak or squirrels and bloating them into normalfag dust. While these images are usually comprehensible to the average sharty teen, Twitter users' complete lack of understanding of satire and inside jokes, along with their extreme attention-seeking behavior, causes them to act like they discovered these 'jaks. Obviously, with Twitterfags' lack of internet literacy and social awareness, they are quite easy to dox. User @vergilswarrior made an 'incomprehensible wojacks' thread and was subsequently doxed by soyteens.[He just was, okay?]
The true incomprehensible wojacks are Slopjaks, and some twitter trannies have seen a few of them.
Xitter trannies have adapted incomprehensible wojacks without heckin transphobia, called joyjaks.
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one of the many incomprehensible wojack threads OH MY GOD IS THAT HECKIN VERGIL FROM DEVIL MAY CRY
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(even doe this one isnt brimstone)
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this is the only one thats actually dust
