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The '''Pooner Takeover Theory''', also known simply as '''Pooner Theory''', is a theory developed by [[soyentist]]s that suspects that the young male demographics of the [[Soysphere]] had been or is being replaced by [[ | The '''Pooner Takeover Theory''', also known simply as '''Pooner Theory''', is a theory developed by [[soyentist]]s that suspects that the young male demographics of the [[Soysphere]] had been or is being replaced by [[Pooners|Female-to-Male transgenders]]. | ||
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The Pooner Takeover Theory, also known simply as Pooner Theory, is a theory developed by soyentists that suspects that the young male demographics of the Soysphere had been or is being replaced by Female-to-Male transgenders.
Arguments
- Soyjaks have been garnering popularity in queer spaces, causing people from these communities (Pooners in this case) to migrate to the Soysphere.
- Soyjaks, especially "cooler" variants like Cobson or Muscular Soyjaks, could be gender-affirming for Female-to-Male troons, explaining the uptick of people self-inserting as Soyjaks.
- They could also be sexually attracted to the ‘jaks.
- There has been an increase in the number of namefags whom had been accused of being biological females (ex:Mist).
- The Soyphere is/was more welcoming to pooners than MtF trannies.
- Since the function of most Soyjaks is making fun of soyboys' lack of masculinity, pooners could use them to denigrate others and make xhemselves feel more masculine/valid by comparison.
- They could also use them to feel heard, as many pooners in later stages of gender affirming care say and look like that.
- The use of chuddy humor makes them feel tough or more manly or however the euphoria neo-boner hardens.
- The owner of this very wiki is a confirmed foid.
In Practice
In days past, several pooners had been known to browse Soyjak.blog, with pooner worship becoming an in-joke on the site. It is likely that the reputation of the schlog as pooner infested was a result of both Terrycrews and Terryjaks getting their starts within the site. Pooners were also known to inhabit the shemmy, likely due to the site's culture of drawfagging attracting them in. Speaking of which...
Drawfagging as a whole acts as a major pull for pooners, due to the practice already being part of Soysphere culture and being well known for stimulating the female brain. The additional dysfunction brought on by pooning out can manifest itself in artstyles or themes in drawfag posts that fit pooner aesthetics. This can be seen in the various soysphere drawfags that have been revealed to be pooners, such as Anthony.
Much of this pooner wave joined around mid-2024, and their can influence can be felt in the various types of brimstone that ended up being forced within that era. Examples include gay nigger snca ‘cord drama, nu/qa/ NAS, and /sude/ brimstone like Tama, Femjanny, and Femquote.
On December 25, 2025, Wiki admin Cobblestone and SoyBooru user Cutebooru, both having presented as male in the months prior, revealed each of themselves to be both the same person and a girl. Her wiki page has since been adjusted accordingly, and it remains to be seen whether or not any other males in the Soysphere aren't actually what they claim to be.
