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{{tw|{{Pedo|FANS OF BLUE ARCHIVE ARE PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILES}}{{Dishonorable}}|{{Jarty}}}} | {{tw|{{Pedo|FANS OF BLUE ARCHIVE ARE PROUD TRANNY PEDOPHILES}}{{Dishonorable}}|{{Jarty}}}} | ||
{{Tip|Remember: if a Blue Archive fan tells you they’re a teacher, it’s highly likely – and obvious – that they aren’t. Ask them for proof, and if they don’t provide it, you’ll know they’re lying. If they do provide proof, | {{Tip|Remember: if a Blue Archive fan tells you they’re a teacher, it’s highly likely – and obvious – that they aren’t. Ask them for proof, and if they don’t provide it, you’ll know they’re lying. If they do provide proof, Snopes it and do a reverse image search. This applies to all lolipaedos, not just BA fans.}}{{Tip|No student will like you, and no student will send you messages. In real life, touching a woman in a café could get you arrested by the police. And by the way, [[YWNBW|you will never be white]] and you will always be a [[branigger]]. [[You will hang, pedophile.|You will kill yourself, paedophile.]]}} | ||
[[File:180847_-_soybooru.com_-_big_lips_blue_archive_chudjak_chudjak_front_distorted_doodle_eyebrows_freckles_gla...ycuck_jartycuck_monochrome_mustache_patrick_purple_eyes_purple_hair_rope_sensei_(blue_archive)_soyjak_tears_upper_body_whi.png|thumb|233x233px|This is the character you play as, btw if that matters.]] | [[File:180847_-_soybooru.com_-_big_lips_blue_archive_chudjak_chudjak_front_distorted_doodle_eyebrows_freckles_gla...ycuck_jartycuck_monochrome_mustache_patrick_purple_eyes_purple_hair_rope_sensei_(blue_archive)_soyjak_tears_upper_body_whi.png|thumb|233x233px|This is the character you play as, btw if that matters.]] | ||
{{Jartytext|'''Blue Archive'''}}, also known as {{Acktext|'''Troon Archive'''}} or {{Jartytext|''''p archive'''}}, is a game developed by [[Jakparty.soy|MX Studio]] under [[Lesotho|Nexon]], a South Korean-Japanese company. The game is highly popular in [[Japan]], [[South Korea]], [[China|Ching-Chong land]], [[SEAmonkeys|SEA monkeys]] and [[Jartycuck|the basotho]]. In the game, you play as a [[Lolicon|pedo teacher]] stationed at an all-girls academy in the city of [[Maseru|Kivotos]]. Your duties include teaching, solving school problems, bonding with [[Doctos|students under the age of 18]], and grooming them to satisfy your pedophilic urges. | {{Jartytext|'''Blue Archive'''}}, also known as {{Acktext|'''Troon Archive'''}} or {{Jartytext|''''p archive'''}}, is a game developed by [[Jakparty.soy|MX Studio]] under [[Lesotho|Nexon]], a South Korean-Japanese company. The game is highly popular in [[Japan]], [[South Korea]], [[China|Ching-Chong land]], [[SEAmonkeys|SEA monkeys]] and [[Jartycuck|the basotho]]. In the game, you play as a [[Lolicon|pedo teacher]] stationed at an all-girls academy in the city of [[Maseru|Kivotos]]. Your duties include teaching, solving school problems, bonding with [[Doctos|students under the age of 18]], and grooming them to satisfy your pedophilic urges. | ||
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Blue Archive 
Gameplay
The gameplay is incredibly boring and consists of a generic "tactical" role-playing system where you barely do anything. In mission mode, your only job is to manage a squad of 6 students: 4 "Striker" meat shields on the frontline and 2 "Special" support units hiding in the back. Each character comes with different skills, but they all boil down to the same brainrot repetitive loop. When a mission starts, you are thrown onto a grid map infested with enemies. The ultimate goal is to wipe out everything on the board. Movement on the grid is turn-based; once your squad bumps into an enemy icon, the actual combat triggers. During combat, the game basically plays itself on autopilot. Your only active role is clicking character skill cards whenever they light up to gain an advantage. Activating these skills drains your EX Cost gauge, which slowly regenerates over time. If one of your frontline Strikers gets wiped out and their HP hits zero, your cost regeneration slows down significantly. If all 4 Strikers bite the dust, the mission instantly fails. The main character is called Sensei, a well renounced pedo teacher and some story cutscenes include romantic relations with other characters. While not playing slop battles, you gamble your last life savings to get your favourite PNG and 3D model of your favourite tranime girl and trying to "bond" with them using a mechanic known as Momotalk, knowingly that none of them are over the age of 18(except for 2 characters) and probably won't love you in real life. It shows that Blue Archive isn't only a pedophile game, but also a goyslop gacha dating simulator. So basically,only a IRL Jartycuck would actually play this.
Dorontabi
Dorontabi is a South Korean artist who LARPed as a Jap and made official art for this game. He is best known for being an open pedophile, making blatantly pedophilic tweets that became a meme in the lolinigger community, later on he got outed for tracing over 'p, even drawing lolicon porn based off real 'p.[1] Some loliniggers on xitter claim that nobaldi likes him anymore ev&oe the uohh meme and this game is still very popular within the community.
Community
The blue archive community is full of pedoniggers who spam retarded shit like "UOHHHHH" for example and they spam this to the characters who look like children (or actually are) and are mostly on xitter, pixiv, and other platforms.
If you take a look at any Blue Archive forum, subreddit, server, etc., you will quickly see that nobody talks about actually playing the game, but rather about how they would 'ape the underage characters (or get 'aped by them). The developers are well aware of this, and insert sexual references in official artwork and the game. This means the game is and will always be made by pedos, for pedos.
Blue Archive fans are also proud consoomers and will consoom anything if you slap a Blue Archive logo or a character from the game there. Some common goyslop Blue Archive fans buy are plushies(essentially eastern funko pops since each of them looks the same), Blue Archive OST music albums(ev&doe you can listen to the OST for free), body-pillows, shirts with their favourites, figurines. When you tell them that they are literally buying like how a soyboy buys funko pops or Marvel merchandise, Blue Archive fans will either deny it or say that it is based. Blue Archive fans are essentially a combination of a pedo and a soyboy consoomers, who gets uppity to even the smallest criticism of the game.
Humor
Blue Archive humor is also incredibly BAD. Their humor is comparable to those that trannies make. Some of their humor include:
- Random tranime kid with cat ears saying nigger over and over again(remember racist jokes need a punchline, a racial slur said by some tranime girl isn't a meme)
- Crying emoji spam
- Correction
- Wanting to 'ape characters
- Wanting characters to 'ape them
- Blue Archive characters supporting Nazism
- Jokes from random porn doujins or notable antimatter Pixiv fanart.
- Random characters saying brainrot terms, like Skibidi Toilet or 67(while coaly in nature, this is their only sane meme)
- Calling characters "wife", "daughter", or "daughterwife"
How to bait them?
Fun fact: Blue Archive fans rank first in easiest game community to bait, since even the lowest effort bait makes their clitty leak. There are a few considerable methods of baiting them, based on some findings by Dr. Soyberg. Feel free to place your own findings here!
- Pretend to be a troon or faggot. You can make your own headcanons about random Blue Archive Characters(including the very few male characters) being "Proud valid tranx queens" or "Proud valid lesbo queens". This will get hundreds of braniggers and lolipedos from around the globe to brap up with your comments with lots of statements like "BLUE ARCHIVE IS A STRAIGHT GAME!!!!!!". Even if you get screenshots proving otherwise, make it up, make up chapters, using AI or drawing it. I am not kidding, this works.
- Oppositefag. Just say their characters look ugly(which is true btw). You can oppositefag many of their dogwhistles and bait them(e.g. "cute and funny" becomes "ugly and unfunny").
- Remind them that they will never be school teachers. Most fans claiming to be school teachers in reality aren't AT ALL. They claim they are school teachers to avoid any pedophile accusation thrown at them. Do NOT always believe them.
- Draw hanging troonjaks of their favorites. This makes their clitty leak so much that you can be banned on any Blue Archive space you post it to.
- Say that you are a Blue Archive fan that hates lolicon, which surprisingly there are only 5 people and all made by Dr. Soyberg. If you receive memes or statements "gatekeeping" you, just know that you baited them successfully. For more damage say that you will never quit the game, making not only their responses useless, but can make them leak EVEN harder. If you plan to go after that path, you need a little bit of knowledge about that game such as basic mechanics or character names. If you don't, they'll immediately say you are a larper and baiting fails.
- Say that "[insert blue archive character] supports BLM". For more damage use a character that they consider "racist" .
- The sentence "I want to play Blue Archive, but I don't want to associate with the community". That's it. Optionally attach a Blue Archive GIF. Guaranteed rage.
- Say that "if they are "gatekeeping masters", why are there still troons in your fandom?" BAtroons love considering themselves their fandumb that has the harshest and most gatekeeping that BTFOs le heckin antees(not like antis want to ever play your game). Blue Archive has a growing population of troons and fags and the Braniggers try to spam generic "le heckin fictional character AGREES with me" memes trying to gatekeep. As a summary for this tactic just say that they can't call themselves gatekeeping masters if they can't even gatekeep troons.
