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'toss depicting around half of all SEAmonkey countries, the ones missing are Burma/Myanmar, Cambodia, East Timor/Timor-Leste, Laos and Singapore. Heavily whitened for visibility

Southeast Asia, or SEA for short, is a region that roughly consists of any country that's socially deemed below Ching-Chong Land but also above The Land Down Under. Southeast Asians are sometimes pejoratively called SEAmonkeys or Gooks, and it is the region where most BMT content and braniggers come from.

Because of long-term Indian influence, it mainly has a pajeet culture, and some Chinese culture.

In some ways, they are basically the Latinx of Asia. They illegally mass migrate into other Asian countries like China and Japan, commit crimes and run drug syndicates, do low-paying jobs, and have high amounts of neo-Nazis despite being some of the brownest niggers out there.

Some posters on the Sharty have parents from there or are even from SEA, be sure to to say hi and keep your pedometer in hand! Don't ask xem about monkeys doe.

Countries[edit | edit source]

  • Brunei - Nobody lives here and their sultan is a Jew. (Might be a secret Aryan hideout though)
  • Burma/Myanmar - Failed state locked in an almost-century-long civil war after gaining independence from the British. It is home to the only military dictatorship outside Africa. A genocide happens there every Friday, but it's against jeet mudslimes so it's ok o algo
  • Cambodia - Also known by its native name Kampuchea, it had a heckin' empire called the Khmer Empire for 600 years before losing it all and then getting colonized by baguettes. After gaining independence post-WW2, it is best known for Saloth Sâr/Pol Pot, a batshit insane commie man who started a guerrilla war in the country that they won in 1975, giving way to a 4-year-long heckin' unwholesome communist genocide before Vietnam invaded the country to get rid of Pol Pot and his regime.
  • East Timor - Also known by its Portuguese name Timor-Leste, it's just the eastern part of some irrelevant island that Portugal colonized. It was invaded and annexed by Indonesia before becoming independent, And the country just managed to join ASEAN in late 2025, becoming its 11th member.
  • Indonesia - Literal jartycuck shithole full of BMT, tranny weebs gooning to 'p, and Islam. Responsible for spawning Creator.
  • Laos - A relatively obscure communist shithole in the Indochinese peninsula o algo. Basically Thailand’s brother nation (even&doe this only applies if the Kingdom of Laos hadn't been 'discontinued'). Currently facing a hyperinflation speedrun (stabilizing recently) and being dominated by China(ev&oe it is trying to balance relations with other countries so they do not fall completely to Chinese influence). This led to the rise of underground right-wing democratic movements who have to dodge the Vietnam-backed commie admins in charge.
  • Malaysia - Indonesia but better, richer and less jartycucks.
  • Philippines - Retarded attentionwhore country that embeds itself in any conversation that's not about it. Similar to Amerimutts in that its a mixed-race shithole quite literally full of Latinx who love to migrate everywhere. It also has a high pedo rate, and is also home to most braniggers in Southeast Asia. Many foodists who raided the sharty originate from here.
  • Singapore - Probably the only non-shithole country in Southeast Asia. Chewing gum is illegal there and owning even the tiniest bit of cocaine there will get you executed🗝️. Only sane country in the region probably because it’s run by Chinese rather than SEAmonkeys or jeets (along with Vietnam since they both fall under the Sinosphere).
  • Thailand - Formerly Siam, is infamous for being one of the original hotspots for trannies and is the only country in the region to not get colonized. It's full of gays and trannies which are men but look like women and has a massive sex tourism industry. Western "tourists" love to visit Thailand for all sorts of disgusting things.
  • Vietnam - Also known as SEAgooks or 'nam in Soyspeak, as well as by Vietnam war veterans. China's bitch in ye olde times Wrong, it BTFO'd China multiple times in the past. Became the core of French Indochina before being occupied by Japan during WW2 and later it was divided between the North ruled by commies and the South ruled briefly again by the French then the Yankees. After a long war that BTFO'd Amerimutts, the North managed to reunify the country. SEAgooks are responsible for Cuckjeet and a good chunk of Elsagate content and other antimatter.(however, they’ve done some keyed things such as banning telegram, blocking certain websites and more🗝️ GEG)

See also[edit | edit source]

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