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/bp/-Soyteen War

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Mashallah! The /bp/-Soyteen War is Halal!From the river to the sea, bomb all infidels (You) see! Kneel to your revisions book before reading the following.

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The /bp/-Soyteen War was a Sharty winraid.Reason for victory: /bp/ locked, deleted an hour later.

The /bp/-Soyteen War was a brief conflict caused by furniggers stealing the 10000000 GET on /soy/ and causing the 9999999 GET to be skipped as the 10000000 GET was a BUMP! post.

As a result of the war, jannies removed "Bipedal Animals" from /bp/'s title and changed its ruleset into that of /nate/'s; with the board being completely flattened by soyteens cattywiping it and by SNCA factions trying to colonize the board to turn it about their SNCA. The war ended in TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY; with jannies banning all furfaggotry from the sharty (yes, even /nate/) and /bp/ being deleted.

Images used for cattywiping

An old version of KDE's mascot, Konqi.

The casus belli for the war

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Bp/-Soyteen War is part of a series on
Wars and Conflicts


Wars on the 'ru and the Wiki [-+]
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