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Mormons
Mormons, officially known as Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS Church), are a type of Jew in the United States. Most glowniggers are Mormons, 80% of the FBI are Mormons. They claim to be Christian but they are actually a Heretical Judeo-Masonic cult. They also have billions of dollars in stocks because they are Jews, they own over 600 billion in assets.
However, they are quite 'emmy as you can use them to cause minor inconveniences to your dox victims. The Mormons have been best known for being deployed extensively by the sharty, such as during the Operation No Nut November and Operation 9/11.
Their founder, (((Joseph Smith))), was a pedophile.[1]
History
They were founded by a Jewish Freemason con man named (((Joseph Smith))) in New York, who claimed that an angel named Moroni descended and told him there were golden plates hidden in his back yard containing text written in the "Reformed Egyptian" language (the full story can be seen in a South Park episode). He was murdered in prison by a mob. Prior to this the Mormons had rebelled against the US government for banning polygamy. His successor (((Brigham Young))) later settled and founded Salt Lake City, Utah (then under the control of the Mexican Empire). They moved there because the US government (under President Martin Van Buren) banned polygamy. They added racist beliefs🗝️ to the doctrine.
A lot of Latinxes and Tongans are Mormon for some reason.
Beliefs
They support polygamy and believe black people can never go to heaven🗝️. They also believe that all black people were descended from angels who didn't support God when Lucifer rebelled. When you die you get your own planet and to rule it as a god. In Mormonism, they believe that there is a star named Kolob that is described as the star where Celestial Kingdom of God is. They also believe that native Americans were Jews, but no one believes this. Most of these, people only know about because of South Park.
They think after Jesus Christ died he went to the Native Americans and preached to them and therefore they are one of the lost tribes of Israel, geg.
They also banned coffee and tea for some reason.[2]
Trolling
You can send a Mormon missionary (a missionary is someone who walks up to your own house and asks you about "jesus christ") from here:
You should sign them up for the church as well
This is good for causing seetheralds. It is a typical trolling strategy as they send missionaries to basically every country (except maybe North Korea), so anyone can be targeted with this. This kind of trolling especially works best against trannies, atheists, furries, and other social degenerates that christian conservatives would look down on.
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The Mormons have been deployed
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Sending Mormon missionaries to Jaiden Animations's house after xhe was 'oxed.
Famous Mormons
- Chud45005
- Tyler Robinson (the guy that shot and killed Charlie Kirk)
- Yukihiro Matsumoto (the guy who created the Ruby programming language)
- Nick Shirley, the guy who exposed the Somali learing centres
