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{{Nuke}} | {{Nuke|plural=ARE|title=TRVTHNVKES}}{{Twitter}} | ||
{{Htsmquote|yup, issa truthnuke}} | |||
{{ | {{Giga|Yep, it's a truthnuke.}} | ||
{{ | [[File:TR4THN4KE.mp4|thumb|Example of the devastation of a Truthnuke can cause]]A '''truth nuke''' (commonly stylized by ''''''[[Chud|roman larpers]] as: trvthnvke, trvke, or TRVTH.FVCKING.NVKE'''.<sup>[no one says this]</sup>'') is a [[fact]] so controversial and potent it can cause symptoms of "[[Schizophrenia|mindbreaking]]" in anyone informed of it, categorising them as [[SNCA:SCP Foundation|memetic hazards]]. [[Best known for|They are unique from]] other "facts" by being so immensely true that the deliverer of the truth nuke does not need to harbour any kind of [[Smugjak|smugness]] or [[Shit Nobody Cares About|charisma]] in order to convince masses of people. "Truth nukes" are often highly contrary, but not contrarian, to [[Science|da muh heckin' sciencerinoooos]], ironically making them [[Schizophrenia|scientific breakthoughs]] themselves. Due to his equally gemmish nature, [[Cobson]] is often associated with "truth nukes" and so is a unique 'jak known on [[SoyBooru]] as ''Trukejak''<ref>https://soybooru.com/booru?q=variant%3Atrukejak</ref>. | ||
[[File:-3,002,482 furries -920,012 troons -102,010 pedos.png|thumb|Warrior Z's truth nuke]] | |||
[[File:TRVKE.png|thumb|A rarer reactionary trvke]] | |||
[[File:Fact nuke.gif|thumb|[[fax]]nvke]] | |||
[[File:Truke.jpg|thumb|A real life nvke of trvth]] | |||
[[ | [[Fact|Like the pages "Fact" and]] "[[ACCESS DENIED]]", [[Fact|this article exists for the sole purpose of linking to it.]] | ||
== Effects that trvthnvkes have on liars and their lies == | == Effects that trvthnvkes have on liars and their lies == | ||
Whenever a trvthnvke is dropped on a thread, it will result in all lies previously told in the thread to become utterly powerless and incapable of convincing anyone who reads them, as well as disillusioning anyone who had previously believed the lie. Any lies told after the deployment of the trvclear weapon will likewise be powerless, because of the lingering trvclear radiation that permeates any thread that has been trvked. | Whenever a trvthnvke is dropped on a thread, it will result in all [[IT'S OVER|lies previously told in the thread to become utterly powerless and incapable of convincing anyone who reads them]], as well as disillusioning anyone who had previously believed the lie. Any lies told after the deployment of the trvclear weapon will likewise be powerless, because of the lingering trvclear radiation that permeates any thread that has been trvked. | ||
4 rules have been observed about trvthnvkes, these rules are as follows | 4 rules have been observed about trvthnvkes, these rules are as follows | ||
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* Any liar's thread WILL be rendered a ghost town by the trvthnvke | * Any liar's thread WILL be rendered a ghost town by the trvthnvke | ||
The truthnuke is a LAST RESORT. that will ██████████. In order for the lawful detonation it must be signed by president [[Quote]] with his presidental nuke license. The truthnuke███expires 2028 may ϪϪ██ will kill [[ | The truthnuke is a LAST RESORT. that will ██████████. In order for the lawful detonation it must be signed by president [[Quote]] with his presidental nuke license. The truthnuke███expires 2028 may ϪϪ██ will kill [[Billions must die|BILLIONS]] of liars, [[derailers]], brainwashed servants, the homes of millions, [[TND|send Africa to burn into a fiery pit of ash]], its truth so bright that it can be seen from lightyears away on earth, and end ALL wars and conflicts and bring back QA. | ||
██████████████████████████well thought out post████████████████ | ██████████████████████████well thought out post████████████████ | ||
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████████████████████the most brightest soyteen this world has ever ███████████████████████████████\ | ████████████████████the most brightest soyteen this world has ever ███████████████████████████████\ | ||
████████████████████████████████████████primordial vantamulticolor godzanite ██████████████materialized by████████████████████████████████████████ | ████████████████████████████████████████primordial vantamulticolor godzanite ██████████████materialized by████████████████████████████████████████ | ||
== Differences between nukes and trvkes == | == Differences between nukes and trvkes == | ||
Nukes | '''Nukes''' | ||
* Destroy everything in their blast radius indiscriminately | * Destroy everything in their blast radius indiscriminately | ||
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* Are mere physical objects, and as such can be confiscated or dismantled | * Are mere physical objects, and as such can be confiscated or dismantled | ||
[ | * Can eradicate [[Africa]] and therefore cure the world of [[Niggers]] | ||
'''Trvkes''' | |||
Trvkes | |||
* Destroy only lies, sparing the honest | * Destroy only lies, sparing the honest | ||
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* Countless have been dropped on Japan; one for every time an Aryan anti-[[Anime|tranime]] GOD has informed a [[Faggot|weeb]] of how gay they are | * Countless have been dropped on Japan; one for every time an Aryan anti-[[Anime|tranime]] GOD has informed a [[Faggot|weeb]] of how gay they are | ||
* Are unbound by physical limitations. A trvke can never be taken or destroyed, as their very essence (The Trvth) is eternal. | * Are unbound by physical limitations. A trvke can never be taken or destroyed, as their very essence (The Trvth) is eternal. | ||
==Types of truthnvkes== | |||
===Standard trvke=== | |||
A true statement so powerful it shatters spacetime. | |||
===Trvketrvke=== | |||
A rare form of trvke. A "trvketrvke" is essentially a trvke about trvkes themselves. | |||
=== Trvthblackhole === | |||
A singularity so powerful it loops back to being a truthnuke. Harnessing the power of darkness into creating trvthnvkes is one of the biggest breakthroughs ever made in trvclear research. | |||
==== [[Aryan beast bomb]] ==== | |||
A giant [[aryan]] plasma ball is shoot out of the mouth of a goyim with more than 30% yamnaya ancestry, unleashing a colossal explosion surpassing the Tsar Bomba. | |||
== '''Project Moonstone''' == | |||
Project Moonstone was a theoretical project intended to create the most absolute most powerful TRVTHNVKE possible. Similar to [[Wikipedia:Sundial_(weapon)|Project Sundial]], the weapon would be around three orders of magnitude stronger than the most powerful TRVTHNVKE currently known to soykind. It was theorized to be a legitimate antimemetic semiohazard capable of annihilating the concept of falsehood. Some believe it to have been successfully completed in either a previous or other universe, with its detonation introducing order and truth (reality) into ours, birthing our universe (the "Big Bang"). | |||
== Falsenvke == | |||
a Falsenvke is the opposite of a trvthnvke, and it is a lie so potent that it can incinerate anything within a 50 km radius. God save you if you are in the presence of a falsenvke. These are most commonly dropped in politics debates at a small thanksgiving reunion. | |||
== List of truth nukes == | == List of truth nukes == | ||
[[File:Booru classic soyjak soymilk.png|thumb|{{Greentext|>every new soyspeak term is literally DA COOOORD}} (trvth nuke btw)]] | [[File:Booru classic soyjak soymilk.png|thumb|{{Greentext|>every new soyspeak term is literally DA COOOORD}} (trvth nuke btw)]] | ||
* Half of the current Party is [[Twitter immigrants]] | * Half of the current 'Party population is [[Twitter immigrants]] | ||
* 9001% of Twitter immigrants are [[Faggot|homosexual]]<sup>[It's over 9000 oh my [[tranime]] reference]</sup> | * 9001% of Twitter immigrants are [[Faggot|homosexual]]<sup>[It's over 9000 oh my [[tranime]] reference][Ev&doe Dragon Ball Z is [[Lie|Chadime]]][ev&doe only [[Latinx|spics]] like it]</sup> | ||
* Some modern 'jaks that are considered "coal" would be extremely popular if they were made [[Qa/ (4chan)|much earlier]] | * Some modern 'jaks that are considered "coal" would be extremely popular if they were made [[Qa/ (4chan)|much earlier]] | ||
* [[Soot]] was an okay admin | * [[Soot]] was an okay admin | ||
* [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]] was full of anti-/qa/ | * [[Qa/ (4chan)|/qa/]] was full of anti-/qa/ trannypedophile gangs trying to appropriate [[:Category:Soyical Arts|'jakking culture]]<ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/pedophilia%20bad/</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/discord%20gg</ref><ref>https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885</ref> | ||
* [[Trannies|YWNBAW]] / [[Pooners|YWNBAM]] | * [[Trannies|YWNBAW]] / [[Pooners|YWNBAM]] | ||
* [[Cobson|HWABAG]] | * [[Cobson|HWABAG]] | ||
* Doll was in fact purple and not pink, but through meddling with posts and threads, memory holed all purple doll soyjaks | * Doll was in fact purple and not pink, but through meddling with posts and threads, memory holed all purple doll soyjaks | ||
* There is not a single artist out there who started from rock bottom as an adult and made it. Zero. No matter how many hours of practice and study. It has literally never been done before. | * There is not a single artist out there who started from rock bottom as an adult and made it. Zero. No matter how many hours of practice and study. It has literally never been done before. | ||
* [[Froot]] is a [[Jews|scrooge]] and [[Admin 6]]. | * [[Froot]] is a [[Jews|scrooge]] and [[Admin 6]]<sup>[ev&oe [[Quote]] [[Fact|is worse]]]</sup>. | ||
* [[Kuz]] was responsible for the [[Big Black Coal|BBC]] and [['P]] spam on the soot-era sharty<ref>https://soyjak. | * [[Kuz]] was responsible for the [[Big Black Coal|BBC]] and [['P]] spam on the soot-era sharty<ref>https://blog.soyjak.st/index.php?threads/i-created-yalls-soicuck-booru-among-other-things-ama.1121/post-13740</ref>. | ||
* Extremely coalish 'jaks don't actually come from [[Niggerhell]]. N̶i̶g̶g̶e̶r̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶c̶e̶.̶ ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶T̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶e̶d̶s̶.̶ Niggerhell is a real place, it's where [[You]] came from. | * Extremely coalish 'jaks don't actually come from [[Niggerhell]]. N̶i̶g̶g̶e̶r̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶c̶e̶.̶ ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶T̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶e̶d̶s̶.̶ Niggerhell is a real place, it's where [[You]] came from. | ||
* [[Cobbert]] is the most [[Forced meme|forced]] [[coal]] in history. | * [[Cobbert]] is the most [[Forced meme|forced]] [[coal]] in history. | ||
* Everyone remembers all the embarrassing things you did in middle school, and still laughs at you behind your back about it. | * Everyone remembers all the embarrassing things you did in middle school, and still laughs at you behind your back about it. | ||
* Anything I agree with | |||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
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File:Cobson trvthnvke.png|[[Cobson]] overseeing the successful detonation of a trvclear Weapon (July 2Ϫ, 2022) | File:Cobson trvthnvke.png|[[Cobson]] overseeing the successful detonation of a trvclear Weapon (July 2Ϫ, 2022) | ||
File:Akira trvthnvke.mp4|A depiction of a trvthnvke based on the [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|spine-tingling, bone-chilling, genre-redefining]] [[Tranime|Manime]] [[Autism|masterpiece with no jumpscares]], Akira. | File:Akira trvthnvke.mp4|A depiction of a trvthnvke based on the [[A24 Slow-Burn Soyjak|spine-tingling, bone-chilling, genre-redefining]] [[Tranime|Manime]] [[Autism|masterpiece with no jumpscares]], Akira. | ||
File:Lie-nuke.jpg|Vice Versa. | File:Lie-nuke.jpg|Vice Versa. | ||
File:Truthblackhole.jpg|A TRUTHBLACKHOLE. | |||
</gallery>{{reflist}} | </gallery>{{reflist}} | ||
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A truth nuke (commonly stylized by 'roman larpers as: trvthnvke, trvke, or TRVTH.FVCKING.NVKE.[no one says this]) is a fact so controversial and potent it can cause symptoms of "mindbreaking" in anyone informed of it, categorising them as memetic hazards. They are unique from other "facts" by being so immensely true that the deliverer of the truth nuke does not need to harbour any kind of smugness or charisma in order to convince masses of people. "Truth nukes" are often highly contrary, but not contrarian, to da muh heckin' sciencerinoooos, ironically making them scientific breakthoughs themselves. Due to his equally gemmish nature, Cobson is often associated with "truth nukes" and so is a unique 'jak known on SoyBooru as Trukejak[1].




Like the pages "Fact" and "ACCESS DENIED", this article exists for the sole purpose of linking to it.
Effects that trvthnvkes have on liars and their lies[edit | edit source]
Whenever a trvthnvke is dropped on a thread, it will result in all lies previously told in the thread to become utterly powerless and incapable of convincing anyone who reads them, as well as disillusioning anyone who had previously believed the lie. Any lies told after the deployment of the trvclear weapon will likewise be powerless, because of the lingering trvclear radiation that permeates any thread that has been trvked.
4 rules have been observed about trvthnvkes, these rules are as follows
- Getting trvked isnt what any liar has in mind when spreading their vile misinformation
- The detonation of a trvthnvke is blinding, and any liar who sees it will be rendered blind
- The detonation of a trvthnvke ensures that the sun will rise overhead, illuminating all the trvths that the lies were trying to conceal
- Any liar's thread WILL be rendered a ghost town by the trvthnvke
The truthnuke is a LAST RESORT. that will ██████████. In order for the lawful detonation it must be signed by president Quote with his presidental nuke license. The truthnuke███expires 2028 may ϪϪ██ will kill BILLIONS of liars, derailers, brainwashed servants, the homes of millions, send Africa to burn into a fiery pit of ash, its truth so bright that it can be seen from lightyears away on earth, and end ALL wars and conflicts and bring back QA.
██████████████████████████well thought out post████████████████
███████████████████████████████████thrembo gunpowder██████████████████████████████
███████████████heavenly aurora█████████████████████████████
████████████████████the most brightest soyteen this world has ever ███████████████████████████████\
████████████████████████████████████████primordial vantamulticolor godzanite ██████████████materialized by████████████████████████████████████████
Differences between nukes and trvkes[edit | edit source]
Nukes
- Destroy everything in their blast radius indiscriminately
- Were made by Jewish soyentists
- Only 2 have ever been dropped on Japan
- Are mere physical objects, and as such can be confiscated or dismantled
Trvkes
- Destroy only lies, sparing the honest
- Were made by Aryans
- Countless have been dropped on Japan; one for every time an Aryan anti-tranime GOD has informed a weeb of how gay they are
- Are unbound by physical limitations. A trvke can never be taken or destroyed, as their very essence (The Trvth) is eternal.
Types of truthnvkes[edit | edit source]
Standard trvke[edit | edit source]
A true statement so powerful it shatters spacetime.
Trvketrvke[edit | edit source]
A rare form of trvke. A "trvketrvke" is essentially a trvke about trvkes themselves.
Trvthblackhole[edit | edit source]
A singularity so powerful it loops back to being a truthnuke. Harnessing the power of darkness into creating trvthnvkes is one of the biggest breakthroughs ever made in trvclear research.
Aryan beast bomb[edit | edit source]
A giant aryan plasma ball is shoot out of the mouth of a goyim with more than 30% yamnaya ancestry, unleashing a colossal explosion surpassing the Tsar Bomba.
Project Moonstone[edit | edit source]
Project Moonstone was a theoretical project intended to create the most absolute most powerful TRVTHNVKE possible. Similar to Project Sundial, the weapon would be around three orders of magnitude stronger than the most powerful TRVTHNVKE currently known to soykind. It was theorized to be a legitimate antimemetic semiohazard capable of annihilating the concept of falsehood. Some believe it to have been successfully completed in either a previous or other universe, with its detonation introducing order and truth (reality) into ours, birthing our universe (the "Big Bang").
Falsenvke[edit | edit source]
a Falsenvke is the opposite of a trvthnvke, and it is a lie so potent that it can incinerate anything within a 50 km radius. God save you if you are in the presence of a falsenvke. These are most commonly dropped in politics debates at a small thanksgiving reunion.
List of truth nukes[edit | edit source]

>every new soyspeak term is literally DA COOOORD
- Half of the current 'Party population is Twitter immigrants
- 9001% of Twitter immigrants are homosexual[It's over 9000 oh my tranime reference][Ev&doe Dragon Ball Z is Chadime][ev&doe only spics like it]
- Some modern 'jaks that are considered "coal" would be extremely popular if they were made much earlier
- Soot was an okay admin
- /qa/ was full of anti-/qa/ trannypedophile gangs trying to appropriate 'jakking culture[2][3][4]
- YWNBAW / YWNBAM
- HWABAG
- Doll was in fact purple and not pink, but through meddling with posts and threads, memory holed all purple doll soyjaks
- There is not a single artist out there who started from rock bottom as an adult and made it. Zero. No matter how many hours of practice and study. It has literally never been done before.
- Froot is a scrooge and Admin 6[ev&oe Quote is worse].
- Kuz was responsible for the BBC and 'P spam on the soot-era sharty[5].
- Extremely coalish 'jaks don't actually come from Niggerhell. N̶i̶g̶g̶e̶r̶h̶e̶l̶l̶ ̶i̶s̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ ̶a̶ ̶r̶e̶a̶l̶ ̶p̶l̶a̶c̶e̶.̶ ̶N̶o̶w̶ ̶T̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶m̶e̶d̶s̶.̶ Niggerhell is a real place, it's where You came from.
- Cobbert is the most forced coal in history.
- Everyone remembers all the embarrassing things you did in middle school, and still laughs at you behind your back about it.
- Anything I agree with
Gallery[edit | edit source]
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Cobson overseeing the successful detonation of a trvclear Weapon (July 2Ϫ, 2022)
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A depiction of a trvthnvke based on the spine-tingling, bone-chilling, genre-redefining Manime masterpiece with no jumpscares, Akira.
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Vice Versa.
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A TRUTHBLACKHOLE.
Snopes
- ↑ https://soybooru.com/booru?q=variant%3Atrukejak
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/pedophilia%20bad/
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/search/text/discord%20gg
- ↑ https://desuarchive.org/qa/thread/3505885
- ↑ https://blog.soyjak.st/index.php?threads/i-created-yalls-soicuck-booru-among-other-things-ama.1121/post-13740
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