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|conflict=Sixth Soysurgency
|conflict=Sixth Soysurgency
|partof=[[Soysurgency|The Soysurgencies]] and [[Useless Nigger Wars]]
|partof=[[Summer 2026 Crisis]], [[Soysurgency|The Soysurgencies]], and [[Useless nigger wars]]
|image=File:Sixth soysurgency soy catty.png
|image=File:Sixth soysurgency soy catty.png|Sentient banner
|date=June 14, 2026 - Ongoing
|date=June 14, 2026 - June 16, 2026
|place=/soy/
|result=Depictions of pedophiles as white are allowed, but they have to have [[Slopjak|tangible negative attributes]].
|combatant1=[[File:Swinnycuck.png|20px]] The Swinny[[File:Camel.jpg|20px]] Camels [[File:Gigachad.jpg|20px]] Multiple gigachad spammers{{Executed}}
|place=/soy/ and SoyBooru
|combatant2=[[File:Soyteen.png|20px]] Confused 'teens<br>[[File:Janny_soyjak.png|20px]] Confused jannies<br>[[File:110629_-_SoyBooru.png|20px]] Tranime malware spammers
|combatant1=[[File:Swinnycuck.png|20px]] The Swinny<br>[[File:Camel.jpg|20px]] Camels <br>[[File:Gigachad.jpg|20px]] <br>Multiple gigachad spammers{{Executed}}<br>[[File:4693_-_SoyBooru.png|20px]] [[Touhou]] malware spammers{{Executed}}<br>
|combatant3=[[File:Janny_soyjak.png|20px]] Jannies<br>[[File:157632_-_SoyBooru.png|20px]] Cobblestone<br>[[File:Nu Soybooru logo.png|20px]] SoyBooru
|combatant2=[[File:Soyteen.png|20px]] Rightfully angry 'teens<br>[[File:Janny_soyjak.png|20px]] Confused jannies<br>[[File:Oliver Tree Feb 2019 cropped.jpg|20px]] [[Oliver Tree]] Quoters<br> [[File:Orangejak.png|20px]] [[Grinlook Poggers]] kumquat spammer
}}[[File:Approved cobblestone image.png|thumb|The image Cobblestone approved.]]
|combatant3=[[File:Janny_soyjak.png|20px]] Jannies<br>[[File:157632_-_SoyBooru.png|20px]] [[Stonism|Stonists]]
The '''Sixth Soysurgency''' is a soysurgency that started on June 14th, 2026 and is currently ongoing. It was caused by multiple different factors, including [[Cobblestone]] approving an image of [[Mexiaryan]] with a [[pedophile]] flag and a [[Swinny]] badge on the [[SoyBooru|'ru]] meant to mock Swinny users, a tranny posting scat porn of themselves, also on the 'ru,<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0033-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16454443.html</ref> intolerance over recent site policies like the [[Cacacaust]] and softcore porn [[bait]], along with splinters fueling the fire.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0038-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16455875.html</ref>
}}[[File:Approved cobblestone image.png|thumb|left|200px|The image Cobblestone approved.]]
As a result, the /soy/ catalog was subjected to a catty wiping full of threads against the current janny cabal, camels, and other soyteens asking what happened.<ref>https://archive.ph/kqVFs</ref>
The '''Sixth Soysurgency''' was a "[[Clitty leakage|soysurgency]]" that started on June 14th, 2026 and ended on June 16th, 2026. It was caused by multiple different factors, including [[Cobblestone]] approving an image of [[Mexiaryan]] with a [[pedophile]] flag and a [[Swinny]] badge on the [[SoyBooru|'ru]] meant to mock Swinny users, a tranny posting {{brimtext|scat porn}} of themselves, also on the 'ru,<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0033-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16454443.html</ref> intolerance over recent site policies like the [[Cacacaust]] and softcore porn [[bait]], along with splinters fueling the fire.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0038-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16455875.html</ref>
As a result, the /soy/ catalog was subjected to a catty wiping full of threads against the current [[Janny Cabal|janny cabal]], camels, and other [[Soyteen|soyteens]] asking what happened.<ref>https://archive.ph/kqVFs</ref>


Jannies responded by adding more filters that automoves threads mentioning Cobblestone into /q/ <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0129-14/https://soyjak.st:443/q/catalog.html</ref>, which led to a bunch of posts bypassing the filters in order to keep spamming. Cobblestone's email which was [[Limeade leak|leaked by Limeade]] was also datamined.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0201-13/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16457553.html</ref> Admist the chaos, someone begins to spam download links to a file. [[retard|Several 'teens downloaded it]], sparking arguments over whether it was malware, [['p]], or SNCA.<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0136-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16456881.html]</ref> The malware links also get posted with images of a tranime rat thing attached.
Later, that same day, a poll was held where 44 soyteens unanimously voted in favor of [[Cobblestone]] stepping down from all of xer positions<ref>https://archive.is/TLjw5</ref><ref>https://archive.is/PqqdA</ref>


<big>NO JUSTICE NO PEACE!</big>
Jannies responded by adding more filters that auto moved threads mentioning Cobblestone into /q/ <ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0129-14/https://soyjak.st:443/q/catalog.html</ref>, which led to a bunch of posts bypassing the filters in order to keep spamming. Amidst the chaos, someone begins to spam download links to a file. [[Retard|Several 'teens downloaded it]], sparking arguments over whether it was malware, [['p]], or [[Shit nobody cares about|SNCA]].<ref>[https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0136-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16456881.html]</ref> various people also started quoting people with [[Oliver Tree]] to commemorate his death.
 
[[Cobblestone]] then decides to double down to approve even worse images of Mexiaryan with pedophile flags including one with a [[Babyjak]] [[mexiaryan]] with a AAM (adult attracted minor) flag. This would cause [[Gold]] to [[Leakage|clitty leak]] and spam it all over /soy/ and get temporarily 'nished.<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1725-44/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/26167</ref>
 
On the afternoon hours of 6/15 a second wave of protests have occurred. Swinnycucks(or some faggot offsiter) started ddosing the soysphere during this same date.{{CitationNeeded}}
 
On June 16th, 2026, the conflict came to an end after Cobblestone announced that, although depictions of pedophiles as white are allowed, they have to have tangible negative attributes to them, such as [[Slopjak|facial distortions]] and [[Spadeson|Queen of Spades tattoos]].<ref>https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1725-41/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/meta/thread/25564</ref> [[Mediators|Approvers]] were also given the ability to reject these posts if they personally felt they were made by pedophiles trying to subvert this site [[Irony poisoning|under the guise of irony]]. Additionally, the MAP Mexiaryan edits that caused this controversy {{Keyedtext|were retroactively deleted.}}
 
'''All at the end of it, [[nothing ever happens|nothing happened]] and it turned out to just be a pointless [[useless nigger war]], as per most things on the soysphere goes.'''


{{RedGlow|DOWN WITH QUOTE, DOWN WITH THE PEDOS}}
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Latest revision as of 19:55, 16 August 2026

🤣 Rest in piss, Sixth Soysurgency 🤣Smoking that Sixth Soysurgency pack tonight. 💯
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Ruined revival chances for the Homocaust award
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The image Cobblestone approved.

The Sixth Soysurgency was a "soysurgency" that started on June 14th, 2026 and ended on June 16th, 2026. It was caused by multiple different factors, including Cobblestone approving an image of Mexiaryan with a pedophile flag and a Swinny badge on the 'ru meant to mock Swinny users, a tranny posting scat porn of themselves, also on the 'ru,[1] intolerance over recent site policies like the Cacacaust and softcore porn bait, along with splinters fueling the fire.[2] As a result, the /soy/ catalog was subjected to a catty wiping full of threads against the current janny cabal, camels, and other soyteens asking what happened.[3]

Later, that same day, a poll was held where 44 soyteens unanimously voted in favor of Cobblestone stepping down from all of xer positions[4][5]

Jannies responded by adding more filters that auto moved threads mentioning Cobblestone into /q/ [6], which led to a bunch of posts bypassing the filters in order to keep spamming. Amidst the chaos, someone begins to spam download links to a file. Several 'teens downloaded it, sparking arguments over whether it was malware, 'p, or SNCA.[7] various people also started quoting people with Oliver Tree to commemorate his death.

Cobblestone then decides to double down to approve even worse images of Mexiaryan with pedophile flags including one with a Babyjak mexiaryan with a AAM (adult attracted minor) flag. This would cause Gold to clitty leak and spam it all over /soy/ and get temporarily 'nished.[8]

On the afternoon hours of 6/15 a second wave of protests have occurred. Swinnycucks(or some faggot offsiter) started ddosing the soysphere during this same date.[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?]

On June 16th, 2026, the conflict came to an end after Cobblestone announced that, although depictions of pedophiles as white are allowed, they have to have tangible negative attributes to them, such as facial distortions and Queen of Spades tattoos.[9] Approvers were also given the ability to reject these posts if they personally felt they were made by pedophiles trying to subvert this site under the guise of irony. Additionally, the MAP Mexiaryan edits that caused this controversy were retroactively deleted.🗝️

All at the end of it, nothing happened and it turned out to just be a pointless useless nigger war, as per most things on the soysphere goes.

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0033-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16454443.html
  2. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0038-12/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16455875.html
  3. ↑ https://archive.ph/kqVFs
  4. ↑ https://archive.is/TLjw5
  5. ↑ https://archive.is/PqqdA
  6. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0615-0129-14/https://soyjak.st:443/q/catalog.html
  7. ↑ [1]
  8. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1725-44/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/gen/thread/26167
  9. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0716-1725-41/https://soybooru.com:443/forum/meta/thread/25564
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