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[[File:muscular chud jesus.png|24px]] [[chr/-/bp/ War|Remnants of /chr/]]
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[[irc.soyjak.st|Anti-iOS Tap Water Squad]]
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Multiple [[SNCA]] factions such as [[My Little Pony|bronies]] and [[iFunny|/swa/]]
Multiple [[SNCA]] factions such as [[My Little Pony|bronies]] and [[iFunny|/swa/]]


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THE SPIRIT OF [[Chud45005|CHUD45005]]
THE SPIRIT OF [[Chud45005|CHUD45005]]


A certain attentionwhore avatarfag for whom the Get steal was the last straw.
|casualties1=THE BOARD GOT DELETED ONLY LEAVING AN ARCHIVE BEHIND GEEEEEEEEEG
|casualties1=THE BOARD GOT DELETED ONLY LEAVING AN ARCHIVE BEHIND GEEEEEEEEEG


Revision as of 21:46, 16 February 2025

THEY PULLED THE PLUG GGEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGG A BIG JANNY VVIN


Mashallah! The /bp/-Soyteen War is Halal!From the river to the sea, bomb all infidels (You) see! Kneel to your revisions book before reading the following.

This topic relates to IRC

ⓘ Here be gegbulls, malware, and TAP WATER.

The /bp/-Soyteen War was a Sharty winraid.Reason for victory: /bp/ locked, deleted an hour later.

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The /bp/-Soyteen War was a brief conflict caused by furniggers stealing the 10000000 GET on /soy/ and causing the 9999999 GET to be skipped as the 10000000 GET was a BUMP! post.

As a result of the war, jannies removed "Bipedal Animals" from /bp/'s title and changed its ruleset into that of /nate/'s; with the board being completely flattened by soyteens cattywiping it and by SNCA factions trying to colonize the board to turn it about their SNCA. The war ended in TOTAL SOYTEEN VICTORY; with jannies banning all furfaggotry from the sharty (yes, even /nate/) and /bp/ being deleted.

Gallery

  • 50000 GET stolen by /swa/
    50000 GET stolen by /swa/

Images used for cattywiping

  • An old version of KDE's mascot, Konqi.
    An old version of KDE's mascot, Konqi.

Someone add the lime video. I don’t know how to use the ‘ki and I’m too lazy to learn how. Also I’m trans btw if that matters <- you need a 4+ day old account with 10+ edits to upload images, newfag GapeNewell (talk) 13:33, 16 February 2025 (EST)

The casus belli for the war

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