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Blue Archive
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Blue Archive 
The game looks Japanese style, but it was actually developed by NEXON, a South Korean game company.
Lore
Because a certain Niggirl Federal Student Council President—who nobody cares about and who’s probably about as important as the real-life UN Secretary-General has gone missing, you head to Kivotos—a giant, cute anarcho-capitalist paradise and dystopian hell—to prevent the apocalypse from happening multiple times (six times so far). (So as long as you don't download this game, you can let this niggerhell get gang-raped—Waaaaoooooooo!). The game takes a loli-libertarian stance: every girls carries a gun, and any single loli is powerful enough to take down 10,000 Epsteins in one go (well,so saving Kivotos is still necessary), and they'll give you, the retard branigger, an iron-based drug to cure your pedophilia. Many students earn money by working part-time as mercenaries. Mikoto Misaka from another world agrees with Soyjak Wiki, if that matters.
However, Kivotos is also a dystopia controlled by ancient religious deities (Branigger refuses to acknowledge this, despite calling himself a conservative). Kivotos is constantly unearthing a pile of black technology left over from ancient times. Furthermore, employed by a vending machine called "Mystery," Nodoka and Kotama are eavesdropping on you at all times. The missing Federal Student Council President constantly invades your dreams, and six apocalypses have been triggered almost exclusively by ancient, mysterious forces.
Gameplay
The gameplay is incredibly boring and consists of a generic "tactical" role-playing system where you barely do anything. In mission mode, your only job is to manage a squad of 6 students: 4 "Striker" meat shields on the frontline and 2 "Special" support units hiding in the back. Each character comes with different skills, but they all boil down to the same brainrot repetitive loop. When a mission starts, you are thrown onto a grid map infested with enemies. The ultimate goal is to wipe out everything on the board. Movement on the grid is turn-based; once your squad bumps into an enemy icon, the actual combat triggers. During combat, the game basically plays itself on autopilot. Your only active role is clicking character skill cards whenever they light up to gain an advantage. Activating these skills drains your EX Cost gauge, which slowly regenerates over time. If one of your frontline Strikers gets wiped out and their HP hits zero, your cost regeneration slows down significantly. If all 4 Strikers bite the dust, the mission instantly fails. The main character is called Sensei, a well renounced pedo teacher and some story cutscenes include romantic relations with other characters. While not playing slop battles, you gamble your last life savings to get your favourite PNG and 3D model of your favourite tranime girl and trying to "bond" with them using a mechanic known as Momotalk, knowingly that none of them are over the age of 18 (except 2 characters) and probably won't love you in real life. It shows that Blue Archive isn't only a pedophile game, but also a goyslop gacha dating simulator. Blue Archive has the slowest gacha progression among gacha games—if that matters.
Given how incredibly boring the RPG gameplay is, this game was once heading for failure. However, NEXON launched the strategy-focused "Total Assault," which, overall, gave this loli-obsessed game some actual gameplay value, making it superior to many mindless games where you can win just by using FES characters.[Total Assault bosses still often require luck because of the game's crit rate mechanics, This will still cause true Aryans to reject the game.]
If a BA fan can't figure out strategies to take on the Total Assault bosses, that just proves he's the smelliest kind of branigger. 
So basically, only a IRL Jartycuck would actually play this.
Dorontabi
Dorontabi is a South Korean artist who LARPed as a Jap and made official art for this game. He is best known for being an open pedophile, making blatantly pedophilic tweets that became a meme in the lolinigger community, later on he got outed for tracing over 'p, even drawing lolicon porn based off real 'p.[1] Some loliniggers on xitter claim that nobaldi likes him anymore ev&oe the uohh meme and this game is still very popular within the community.
Community and Behaviour
The blue archive community is full of pedoniggers who spam retarded shit like "UOHHHHH" for example and they spam this to the characters who look like children (or actually are) and are mostly on xitter, pixiv, and other platforms.
If you take a look at any Blue Archive forum, subreddit, server, etc., you will quickly see that nobody talks about actually playing the game, but rather about how they would 'ape the underage characters (or get 'aped by them). However, when someone suggests actually talking about the game, they are gatekept because "muh tourists". The developers are well aware of this, and insert sexual references in official artwork and the game. This means the game is and will always be made by pedos, for pedos.
Blue Archive fans are also proud consoomers and will consoom anything if you slap a Blue Archive logo or a character from the game there. Some common goyslop Blue Archive fans buy are plushies(essentially eastern funko pops since each of them looks the same), Blue Archive OST music albums(ev&doe you can listen to the OST for free), body-pillows, shirts with their favourites, figurines. When you tell them that they are literally buying like how a soyboy buys funko pops or Marvel merchandise, Blue Archive fans will either deny it or say that it is based. Blue Archive fans are essentially a combination of a pedo and a soyboy consoomer, who gets uppity to even the smallest criticism of the game.
Humor
Blue Archive humor is also incredibly BAD. Their humor is comparable to those that trannies make. Some of their humor include:
- Random tranime kid with cat ears saying nigger over and over again(remember racist jokes need a punchline, a racial slur said by some tranime girl isn't a meme)
- Crying emoji spam
- Correction
- Wanting to 'ape characters
- Wanting characters to 'ape them
- Blue Archive characters supporting Nazism
- Jokes from random porn doujins or notable antimatter Pixiv fanart.
- Random characters saying brainrot terms, like Skibidi Toilet or 67(while coaly in nature, this is their only sane meme)
- Calling characters "wife", "daughter", or "daughterwife"
- "Repopulate Kivotos"
How to bait them?
Fun fact: Blue Archive fans rank first in easiest game community to bait, since even the lowest effort bait makes their clitty leak. There are a few considerable methods of baiting them, based on some findings by Dr. Soyberg. Feel free to place your own findings here!
- Pretend to be a troon or faggot. You can make your own headcanons about random Blue Archive Characters(including the very few male characters) being "Proud valid tranx queens" or "Proud valid lesbo queens". This will get hundreds of braniggers and lolipedos from around the globe to brap up with your comments with lots of statements like "BLUE ARCHIVE IS A STRAIGHT GAME!!!!!!".
- Oppositefag. Just say their characters look ugly(which is true btw). You can oppositefag many of their dogwhistles and bait them(e.g. "cute and funny" becomes "ugly and unfunny").
- Remind them that they will never be school teachers. Most fans claiming to be school teachers in reality aren't AT ALL. They claim they are school teachers to avoid any pedophile accusation thrown at them. Do NOT always believe them.
- Draw hanging troonjaks of their favorites. This makes their clitty leak so much that you can be banned on any Blue Archive space you post it to.
- Say that you are a Blue Archive fan that hates lolicon, which surprisingly there are only 5 people and all made by Dr. Soyberg. If you receive memes or statements "gatekeeping" you, just know that you baited them successfully. For more damage say that you will never quit the game, making not only their responses useless, but can make them leak EVEN harder. If you plan to go after that path, you need a little bit of knowledge about that game such as basic mechanics or character names. If you don't, they'll immediately say you are a larper and baiting fails.
- Say that "[insert blue archive character] supports BLM". For more damage use a character that they consider "racist" .
- The sentence "I want to play Blue Archive, but I don't want to associate with the community". That's it. Optionally attach a Blue Archive GIF. Guaranteed rage.
- THE FINAL PLAN: Reporting platforms like Iwara which host Blue Archive R-18 MMD content to server operators for distributing child pornography. This method had repeatedly rendered Iwara inaccessible.
- Just spew out any small or constructive criticism. It can even be you pointing out a design flaw of a character or game mode(even though they all look the same except you get different rewards to play slots like a good goy). Many Blue Archive fans will defend their billion dollar company and their game tooth and nail and "gatekeep" you for being a tourist who doesn't know anything about the game. For maximum damage criticise the story. They keep bragging that their story is good. Even if you research it, it is just like a generic action-romance movie or the main character grooming students.
- Say that "if they are "gatekeeping masters", why are there still troons in your fandom?" BAtroons love considering themselves their fandumb that has the harshest and most gatekeeping that BTFOs le heckin antees(not like antis want to ever play your game). Blue Archive has a growing population of troons and fags and the Braniggers try to spam generic "le heckin fictional character AGREES with me" memes trying to gatekeep. As a summary for this tactic just say that they can't call themselves gatekeeping masters if they can't even gatekeep troons.
