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Political compass
The political compass is a shitty goyslop political test made to define where people are politically, which attracts the AVTISTIC MASTER RACE for some reason. it is divided into four main quadrants, and many smaller quadrants that no one cares about:
Auth right explained
to debunk these heckin' bigots.
Authright is at the top right of the compass, and is characterized by always being right[it just is, ok?], always being keyed, a strong state, conservative economic policies, and nationalism. Authright ideologies include monarchism, conservatism, maga, and while your average left wingerino school will tell you that auth right is a bunch of hecking nazi fascist homophobic bigoted chuds n shiet, your average "based trad right winger" is a shaboos goyim who shills for israel. They are also best known for licking the boot of corrupt dictators who view them as total SNCA and would take away freedom and inevitably contradict everything their ideology stood for 24/7 and larping.
Auth left explained
Archived template in use: {{Russia}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
The authleft are a bunch of bastard pinko commies who want to destroy the west and institute globalist jewish dystopia where your mcfreedom burger is not heckin good for environment and your truck becomes OUR truck. They for some reason support Russia and Palestine because they're retarded evendoe Putin is a heckin capitalist oligarch bigot and hummus would decapitate them for their shitty tranny ideology. They also bootlick straight up genocidal and evil regimes because they opposed da heckin west or something. COMMIES WILL FACE THE WALL AND BE SHOT IN THE NAME OF FREEDOM, BASTARD FAGGOT COMMUNISTS DO NOT DESERVE LIFE, THEY ARE NOT HUMANS
>authleft? in the big '26?
lib right explained
Archived template in use: {{Americanwin}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. lib right is at the bottom right of the compass. it is known for freedom, guns, beer, and shilling for (((them)))[evendoe most libertARYANS oppose sending aid to jizzrael]. they are barely important in (((american))) politics, as most of them voted for DONALD TRVMP. Lolbertarians are also stupid cucks who despite hating the government they want to give corporations the power to do what the government. Xey are also known for their sub-quadrant, purple lib-right. Purple libright is mainly known for being a bunch of degenerate faggot kikes who want to decriminalize porn, drugs, and 'p because its le heckin government tyranny or something.
Lib left explained
lib left is at the bottom left of the compass, and is also the bottom of the barrel. they are commonly known for being faggots, being cucks, being trannies, being retarded, being jewish, and its also the ideology almost all irl soyjaks and heckin decent human beings follow. These ideologies are pushed by Jews and the NWO because they make society dysfunctional and easier to control for the upcoming Fourth Industrial Revolution
R/politicalcompassmemes
Really well meme'd my friend!
R/politicalcompassmemes is possible one of the only subreddit on 'ddit that isn't a total leftard tranny echo chamber. when you join, you MUST choose a flair. It is a part of the (((culture))) of r/politicalcompassmemes to have a flair, and you WILL get downvoted to le heckin obliverino if you do not have one.
history
r/politicalcompassmemes was made in january 2017, and peaked at around 2067. the political climate would shift often, but most people dont know this because they joined around election season when it was all muh based (((TRVMP))) owning da libz
the use of 'jaks on r/politicalcompassmemes
bacuase soyjaks are the only effective way of degrading your opponent, they are often used in political compass memes, along with frogs, gigachad, and NAS such as chud and wojaks.
Popular figures of r/politicalcompassmemes
popular figures of r/politicalcompassmemes are:
- dolphin fucker
- monoby
- (((jonnysnowin)))
- buttgrapist
- PerpetualHillman
- choicewars
- charlie kirk
- adolf hitler
- benito mussolini
