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Pooner takeover theory
The Pooner Takeover Theory, also known simply as Pooner Theory, is a theory developed by soyentists that suspects that the young male demographics of the Soysphere had been or is being replaced by Female-to-Male transgenders.
Arguments
- Soyjaks have been garnering popularity in queer spaces, causing people from these communities (Pooners in this case) to migrate to the Soysphere.
- Soyjaks, especially "cooler" variants like Cobson or Muscular Soyjaks, could be gender-affirming for Female-to-Male troons, explaining the uptick of people self-inserting as Soyjaks.
- They could also be sexually attracted to the ‘jaks.
- There has been an increase in the number of namefags whom had been accused of being biological females (ex:Mist).
- The Soyphere is/was more welcoming to pooners than MtF trannies.
- Since the function of most Soyjaks is making fun of soyboys' lack of masculinity, pooners could use them to denigrate others and make xhemselves feel more masculine/valid by comparison.
- They could also use them to feel heard, as many pooners in later stages of gender affirming care say and look like that.
- The use of chuddy humor makes them feel tough or more manly or however the euphoria neo-boner hardens.
- The owner of this very wiki is a confirmed foid.
In Practice
In days past, several pooners had been known to browse Soyjak.blog, with pooner worship becoming an in-joke on the site. It is likely that the reputation of the schlog as pooner infested was a result of both Terrycrews and Terryjaks getting their starts within the site. Pooners were also known to inhabit the shemmy, likely due to the site's culture of drawfagging attracting them in. Speaking of which...
Drawfagging as a whole acts as a major pull for pooners, due to the practice already being part of Soysphere culture and being well known for stimulating the female brain. The additional dysfunction brought on by pooning out can manifest itself in artstyles or themes in drawfag posts that fit pooner aesthetics. This can be seen in the various soysphere drawfags that have been revealed to be pooners, such as Anthony.
Much of this pooner wave joined around mid-2024, and their can influence can be felt in the various types of brimstone that ended up being forced within that era. Examples include gay nigger snca ‘cord drama, nu/qa/ NAS, and /sude/ brimstone like Tama, Femjanny, and Femquote.
Pooner-occupied Government
The Pooner-occupied Government is the debunked alt right conspiracy theory accurate observation of the fact that since mid-2025 or so, the culture of the soysphere has shifted towards the interests of Pooners. This has been especially apparent since December 25, 2025, when the admin of this very wiki and SoyBooru user Cutebooru was revealed to be a woman after posing as a man for months.
It is possible that Pooners were drawn to the Soysphere by 'jakking being a generally masculine hobby and therefore heckin' affirming of xeir masculinity. Despite the existence of plenty of non-trooned women who use the Sharty and other Soysphere sites such as This Very Wiki, the Soysphere is still a disproportionately male space and generally seen as male-coded.
They will use satire and insert leftist 'satire' such as, making fun of random ngas who died and claiming it as 'dark humor', they use this to wreak havoc on the soysphere and spread infighting.
