Jair Bolsonaro

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Jair Bolsonaro is a right-wing chudcel!

Jair Messias Bolsonaro, also known as Mito, is a Brapzilian politician who was president from January 1, 2019, to January 1, 2023. People call him the “Brazilian Donald Trump” even doe the difference is he skips the soft pedaling and just says it. He’s got German and Italian ancestry, which makes him ARYAN by the way if that matters.

He sits in the same loose hard right group in the Americas as Trump, Javier Milei, Nayib Bukele, and José Kast.

During the Brazilian elections, SoyBooru had a steady drip of posts hyping him up. A well-known gegbull named CommuniARYAN talked shit about him in a Thread once and that just made people post more edits of CommuniAryan as Bolsonaro support jaks.

Cons and pros

Pros

• Hates faggots (said he’d rather his son die in an accident than be gay, and he meant it at the time)
• Hates trannies
• Hates niggers (made the usual comments about quilombolas not doing anything and weighing them in arrobas like cattle)
• Hates indigenous people getting special land deals
• He was very charismatic
• Told a female leftist congresswoman she wasn’t worth raping (He also threatened to beat her up if she got any closer.) Maria do Rosário cried that day, KEK!!!!
• He said he liked the man who tortured Dilma Rousseff (the second-to-last president), without a care
• Hates and insults communists on principle
• Pushed gun rights and pro-cop talk in a violent country
• Didn’t pretend COVID was the end of the world
• He managed to create a movement and a strong party, reviving the traditional Brazilian right

Cons

• Has relationships with Israel (the worst thing ever)
• He betrayed many of his loyal followers by placing centrists in numerous positions instead of loyal adherents of Bolsonarism
• Did not exert pressure on the Schot a Troons and Faggots (STF) to keep Luís Inácio Lula da Silva imprisoned in Curitiba, Paraná (PR)
• It ended up not being as right-wing as it should have been
• He used to say completely unnecessary things, like that one time he claimed to have committed bestiality with a chicken... DOCTORS
• Caught in the act while the public was calling for military intervention

He still has a big following in Brazil, especially outside the big coastal cities. His sons are in politics too. The whole family is still fighting the courts and the media. Whether he’s a based shitlord who said what needed saying or just a loud guy who made everything worse depends on who you ask.