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The Beast
The Beast is a mysterious entity, only known to us through two posts on Soybooru by an ominous anonymous who claims to be a prophet from the future.
The image[edit | edit source]
Post #261199 of Soybooru is an ominous image in the style of the "open the window Luthor" meme. We can see a terrified Warrior Z staring towards the camera, his arms resting on the table despite being barely visible due to the intense shadow created by the color of his black suit and the sunset, leaving his muscles hidden, also giving him an aura of being much, much weaker than the entity in the horizon. The entity, referred to as "the Beast", appears as the silhouette of a colossal dragon, whose legs are covered by the light of the setting sun so they are pretty hard to distinguish. His covered horned head seems to be ominously staring at either the viewer or Warrior Z himself through the window, What makes it scarier is that we can't tell where he's staring due to the darkened facial features of his presumably long snout. It keeps his wings wide open, as if to assert dominance on the namefag, as if ready to fly and unleash his will on him.
The comment[edit | edit source]
>I come from the future, I am here to tell bone chilling news. In 202X, the sharty got brapbombed by offsiters, zealous redditors and xittercacapoos' NAS barely traced slop, with drawfags expelling Warrior Z as emperor-of-irrelevancy and hanging all AIfags, promoting only Drawfag furry 'orn. Warrior was forced to escape to his base on an island, untill the Beast-ACK
> The Beast that made POOPSON tremble...
We can deduce that, according to these accounts, as the sharty and soybooru collapse due to the mass spamming of xitter immigrants who want to unleash their leftist views on our based and nazicommunistpilled AI Art-worshipping corner of the web, flooding the sites with SNCA, NAS cancer, poorly traced "I turned x into a jak" type iron and coal, and much, much worse, such as spamming furry 'orn in the name of transmorpher rights o algo. It's easy to assume that, in the December of the previous year, Poopson will be among these variants, and troons will stop posting just to behold him and use him everywhere after an hour of worshiping him, before returning to spamming everything. After the site is dead, Ijak will be posted, then I guess some group of nostalgic old guys in 2100 will try revive the soysphere, we hope.
Anyway, we can deduce therefore that Warrior Z, as all of this was unfolding, tried to spend his last days exiled in his base (deducibly on an island in the ocean, since the dragon seems to be standing on an island surrounded by ocean). We don't know who the Beast is, but he might have something to do with Betaetadelota.
Stronger than Poopson?[edit | edit source]
The implication the post is suggesting (that is, that this creature is stronger than Poopson himself), inevitably means the following:
- This thing is easily a God level threat in the Soybooru threat levels chart;
- This thing can solo the entire Soysphere planet by himself (terrifying, considering how Warrior Z, who can at his speak split the moon in half and travel from one side of the galaxy to another in 1 month, would be nothing compared to the Beast);
- It won't even bother Poopson, he will just go and personally visit Warrior Z and whoever, if any, is sharing the same hiding spot.
