The Troubles
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Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds. |
| The Truffles | |||||||
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| Belligerents | |||||||
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 Atomwaffen |
 Euromutt Republic | ||||||
| Commanders and leaders | |||||||
 Froot |
 Kuz | ||||||
| Strength | |||||||
 Italy:200,000 LARPers Adolf Hitler's mech suit prototype ~180,000 balaclavas |
 Europe:500 soldiers 18490 treaties and papers | ||||||
| Casualties and losses | |||||||
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3 gorillion dead 107 gorillion injured |
around 135 people who never heard of a toothbrush 15 hours of a German worker's time he could've spent lowering their Age of Consent | ||||||
The Troubles (French: I Guai) were an ethno-nationalist conflict in Northern Italy that lasted for about 45 years from the late 1488s to 1998. Also known internationally as the Northern Italy conflict, it began in the late 1960s and is usually deemed to have ended with the Good Friday Agreement of 1998. Although the Troubles mostly took place in Northern Italy, at times violence spilled over into parts of the Republic of Italy, England, and mainland Europe.
Start[edit | edit source]
This war was started by the 67th U.S president Adolf Frootler. His reasonings for going to was was because he didn't want Italy to be a member of the evil European union called U.N anymore so he went to war with the British Empire in order to overthrow their king Erwin Rommel and claim the Nordic land. Erwin Rommel would respond with 8490 sanctions in an attempt to get Frootler to withdraw from the war but he didn't stop the invasions.
Events[edit | edit source]
- August 12 2036: A prototype of the Adolf Hitler mech suit is deployed
- June 13 1981: Kuz succumbs to his AIDs
- March 16 2017: 3000 italians die 107000 injured
- January 41 1488: Jorge Mario Bergoglio's Discord Catholic GC gets leaked and it revealed plans to reclaim the holy land once more and probably cause more problems again
- September 1 203: Pornhub gets banned in Texas which gives Froot severe depression
- September 2 2023: Froot makes /nate/ to find furry porn since Texas banned pornhub
- September 10 2001: Kuz comes back to life
- September 11 2001: THEY DONE FUCKING HIT THE PENTAGRAM
- September 11 2001: Twin Towers collapse from below for whatever reason
End[edit | edit source]
In the end, Germany lost the war and was forced to give up a shit ton of stuff and never be a bad boy again. That was until Germany became a bad boy again when some schizo inbred Austrian's hate for da juice was too much
More Info[edit | edit source]
Attire[edit | edit source]
The Indian Republic AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA are known for their "distinct" attire. That being a balaclava, beret, and a jungle camo uniform.
Kuz's re-animation[edit | edit source]
Kuz is generally believed to have been revived with the Carter Floyd Mutt Popeye's Cyborg Technology New Microsoft Project Carter Droid Negroid + SpaceX Elon Musketeer X Æ A-12.
