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[[File:Bumping-This-Gem.gif|If you see a gem, <span style="color:red">'''BUMP IT''' </span> <span style="color:blue"></span>|alt=|thumb|281x281px]]A '''gem''' (also called a '''gemstone''', '''fine gem''', '''[[jews|jewel]]''', '''precious stone''', or {{echoes|'''semi-precious stone'''}} is a piece of mineral which is made in a cut and polished form, it is used to make jewelry and other adornments, it also has other uses since its hardness has given it many uses. However, certain rocks (such as lapis lazuli, jade, obsidian, and opal) and occasionally organic materials that are not minerals are also used for jewelry due to their beauty and are therefore often considered to be gems as well. Most gems have low malleability and high brittleness, but some soft minerals are used in jewelry because of their luster or other physical properties that have aesthetic value. Its [[Jews|artificial rarity]] is another aspect that lends much value to a gem and gives the ownership of gems status. Of course, the supply of gems in the world is [[Peak gems|limited]].
[[File:Bumping-This-Gem.gif|Found a gem? <span style="color:red">'''BUMP IT!''' </span> |alt=|thumb|281x281px]]A '''{{gemtext|gem}}''' (also called a '''gemstone''', '''fine gem''', '''[[jews|jewel]]''', '''precious stone''', or {{echoes|'''semi-precious stone'''}} is a piece of mineral which is made in a cut and polished form, it is used to make jewelry and other adornments. Due to their hardness, gems have adopted a variety of other uses. However, certain rocks (such as lapis lazuli, jade, obsidian, and opal) and occasionally organic materials that are not minerals are also used for jewelry due to their beauty and are therefore often considered to be gems as well. Most gems have low malleability and high brittleness, but some soft minerals are used in jewelry because of their luster or other physical properties that have aesthetic value. Its [[Jews|artificial rarity]] is another aspect that lends much value to a gem and gives the ownership of gems status. Of course, the supply of gems in the world is [[Peak gems|limited]].


In [[Soy Community|'jakking culture]], the term "gem" is used in regard to particularly high quality soyjaks, and is the complete opposite of "[[coal]]". Gem-worthy 'jaks are to be commended for their value and merit.
In [[Soy Community|'jakking culture]], the term "gem" is used in regard to particularly high quality soyjaks, and is the complete opposite of "[[coal]]". Gem-worthy 'jaks are to be commended for their value and merit. It also has [[Gemgender|a gender flag]] associated with it.


The link between gem and [[coal]] is not random as some people may think, gems are most of the [[time]] shown with a human made picture of a big shiny blue diamond. Diamonds are made of carbon and are created by extreme heat, pressure during long periods time. The [[fact]] that coal too is mostly made of carbon implies that even coal can become gem under specific conditions, hard work and long time, and let's not forget that the true quality and beauty of a gem is shown only after they are [[Jew|CUT]] and [[Poland|POLISHED]].
Gems and [[coal]] have correlation, contrary to popular belief. Most of the [[time]], gems are shown with a human made picture of a big shiny blue diamond. Diamonds are made of carbon and are created by extreme heat and pressure over a long period of time. The [[fact]] that coal too is mostly made of carbon implies that even coal can become gem under specific conditions, hard work and long time, and let's not forget that the true quality and beauty of a gem is shown only after they are [[Jew|CUT]] and [[Poland|POLISHED]].
==Etymology==
The usage of "gem" by soyposters can be dated back to an old [[S4s/|[s4s]]] meme consisting of showing support to good threads by replying with the phrase "bumping this gem". This particular phrase was extensively spammed on [[soyjak]] threads when the first large wave of soyposting immigrants came to [[Qa/|/qa/]] around spring of 2020, and the phrase slowly evolved into just "gem" around autumn of 2020. Soyposters adopted the word "gem" to describe funny, high-quality posts.


== Variants ==
== Variants ==


=== {{gemeraldtext|Gemeralds}} ===
=== {{gemeraldtext|Gemeralds}} ===
A stronger variant of gems. It is subconsciously uttered by 'teens in response to high dopamine spikes. The coal counterpart to gemerald is [[vantablack]] coal. Soyjaks do not fit into this category because they are only drawings. SMVs, adventure threads, trends, and successful raids are all {{Gemeraldtext|gemeralds}}. Maybe one day there will be an Gemerald soyjak [[though]]
Higher-tier variant of gems. Its name is subconsciously uttered by 'teens in response to high dopamine spikes. The coal counterpart to gemerald is [[vantablack]] coal. The vast majority of soyjaks not fit into this category because they are only drawings. SMVs, adventure threads, trends, and successful raids are all {{Gemeraldtext|gemeralds}}. Despite this, many 'teens consider [[Cobson]] to be a gemerald.


=== Gegeralds ===
You can add "-erald" to any noun to indicate that something is extreme in that regard. For example, gegeralds are gems that make you [[geg]], [[margerald]]s are gems that confuse you, etc.
Gems that make you [[Soy laughs|geg]].


=== {{Mossad|[[Tanzanite|<span style= color:white;>Tanzanite]]}} ===
The coal counterpart to gemerald is [[brimstone]].
Arguably the 2nd strongest variant of gems. the Sharty is always suffering a diamond crisis, due to their perceived rarity. As a result, the stock market price for diamonds is artificially high, even [[though]] Professor Chudberg successfully synthesized them in 1954. Thoughever, [[Sproke|Coca Cola Company]] bought the patent for the synthesis procedure, which has led to a growing international diamond black market. The coal counterpart to tanzanite is [[brimstone]].


=== {{Rubytext|[[Ruby]]}} ===
=== {{Mossad|{{Color|FFF|Tanzanite}}}} ===
Used to describe "pretty good" gems that needs improvements but know that you can work to make it the most glistening gemerald at the zenith of aryanheaven. It is also the name of a programming language or something.
Arguably the 2nd strongest variant of gems. Tanzanite refers to a [[truthnuke]] of extrene power and magnitude. A tanzanite truthnuke is rare to come across even on this wiki, but a few pages here are widely regarded as tanzanites.
 
the Sharty is always suffering a diamond crisis, due to their perceived rarity. As a result, the stock market price for diamonds is artificially high, even [[though]] Professor Chudberg successfully synthesized them in 1954. Thoughever, [[Sproke|Coca Cola Company]] bought the patent for the synthesis procedure, which has led to a growing international diamond black market.
 
=== [[Ruby|{{Rubytext|Ruby}}]] ===
Term used to describe the middle point between iron and gem. Rubies usually need improvements to become a gem, but with enough work, you can turn a ruby into a glistening gemerald at the zenith of aryanheaven. It is also the name of a programming language or something.


=== Gemuby ===
=== Gemuby ===
{{MedsNow}}
{{MedsNow}}


Also referred to as the '''Red Diamond''', is infinitely stronger and gemmier than a horde of vantawhite tanzanite Gemeralds that would create Gem 5 from the center of a [[Supernova]] and from the cluster of many White holes that came from the Palace of Greater Aryanheaven. This variant of gem kills all coal and whatever's below coal. Which will give the [[Janitor|Jannies]] a purpose in moderating the [[Sharty]] and keeps shitty 'sites like the [[Jakparty.soy|J*RTY]] and [[4cuck|4C*CK]] dying and malding. Not only this, but it refuels all of the soyteens' dopamine levels by 1000000000000000%. The name of the 1st Gemuby is Blerpingtone.png, and you WILL Bump all Gemuby posts you see, or a Janny will come to cut your tranny head off with a Double Chainsaw. The coal counterpart of a Gemuby is Vantadeath, the worst of the Sharty Killing Coal.
Also referred to as '''Red Diamonds,''' gemubies are infinitely stronger and gemmier than a horde of vantawhite tanzanite Gemeralds that would create Gem 5 from the center of a [[Supernova]] and from the cluster of many White holes that came from the Palace of Greater Aryanheaven. This variant of gem kills everything coal of lower, which will give the [[Janitor|Jannies]] a purpose in moderating the [[Sharty]] and keeps shitty 'sites like the [[Jakparty.soy|J*RTY]] and [[4cuck|4C*CK]] dying and malding. Not only this, but it refuels all of the soyteens' dopamine levels by 1000000000000000%. The name of the 1st Gemuby is Blerpingtone.png, and you WILL Bump all Gemuby posts you see, or a Janny will come to cut your tranny head off with a Double Chainsaw. The coal counterpart of a Gemuby is Vantadeath, the worst of the Shartykilling Coal.


=== Seetherald ===
=== Seetherald ===
A Seetherald is a gem that makes someone seethe, usually [[trannies]] or [[4chan|4cuck]] users. It also refers to gemmy meltdown posts made by someone who's seething.
A Seetherald is a gem that makes someone seethe, usually [[trannies]] or [[4chan|4cuck]] users. It also refers to gemmy meltdown posts made by someone who's seething.
=== {{Topaztext|Topaz}} ===
A topaz is a gem that hasn't taken its [[meds]]. These are usually mined by [[Schizophrenia|schizophrenics]].
==Peak gems==
'''Peak gems''' is the peak of gem consumption and production by the [[Soysphere]]. [[Science|Soyentists]] have estimated that peak gems was already reached sometime in 2023 or 2024, as [[Catalog|'log]] and [[SoyBooru|'booru]] quality has decreased ever since. Soyentists have estimated that we will run out of gems by 2026, although skeptics have argued that there could be massive gem deposits in unexploited areas like Antarctica or the seabed.


==Gallery of gems==
==Gallery of gems==


{{Gemeraldgallery|


<gallery heights="120">
<gallery heights="120">
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File:GemJak.gif|This one's animated.
File:GemJak.gif|This one's animated.
File:Rock.png|[[GET#29999999_&_30000000_GET|A rock]].
File:Rock.png|[[GET#29999999_&_30000000_GET|A rock]].
File:1280px-Gemerald Template.png|Template Gemerald. This is the only version of it rn.
File:1280px-Gemerald Template.png|Gemerald template. Surprisingly, a Soyjak for this doesn't exist yet. 
File:Eat the bugs gem.png|Gemmy [[Feraljak]]
</gallery>
</gallery>
}}
 
== See also ==
== See also ==
* [[Coal]], The opposite of a gem.
* [[Coal]], the opposite of gems and a low tier of soyposts.
* [[Iron]], In between coal and gem.
* [[Iron]], a tier of soyposts in between ruby and coal.
* [[IAS]]
* [[IAS]]
* [[Soygem Pass]]
* [[The gem that saved the Party]]
* [[The gem that saved the Party]]
* [[Supernova]]
* [[Supernova]]
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{{Dialect}}
{{Ratings}}
{{Ratings}}
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Latest revision as of 18:48, 19 August 2026

This page is literally about gems!.
oooooo shiny stone : )))
Found a gem? BUMP IT!

A gem (also called a gemstone, fine gem, jewel, precious stone, or (((semi-precious stone))) is a piece of mineral which is made in a cut and polished form, it is used to make jewelry and other adornments. Due to their hardness, gems have adopted a variety of other uses. However, certain rocks (such as lapis lazuli, jade, obsidian, and opal) and occasionally organic materials that are not minerals are also used for jewelry due to their beauty and are therefore often considered to be gems as well. Most gems have low malleability and high brittleness, but some soft minerals are used in jewelry because of their luster or other physical properties that have aesthetic value. Its artificial rarity is another aspect that lends much value to a gem and gives the ownership of gems status. Of course, the supply of gems in the world is limited.

In 'jakking culture, the term "gem" is used in regard to particularly high quality soyjaks, and is the complete opposite of "coal". Gem-worthy 'jaks are to be commended for their value and merit. It also has a gender flag associated with it.

Gems and coal have correlation, contrary to popular belief. Most of the time, gems are shown with a human made picture of a big shiny blue diamond. Diamonds are made of carbon and are created by extreme heat and pressure over a long period of time. The fact that coal too is mostly made of carbon implies that even coal can become gem under specific conditions, hard work and long time, and let's not forget that the true quality and beauty of a gem is shown only after they are CUT and POLISHED.

Etymology[edit | edit source]

The usage of "gem" by soyposters can be dated back to an old [s4s] meme consisting of showing support to good threads by replying with the phrase "bumping this gem". This particular phrase was extensively spammed on soyjak threads when the first large wave of soyposting immigrants came to /qa/ around spring of 2020, and the phrase slowly evolved into just "gem" around autumn of 2020. Soyposters adopted the word "gem" to describe funny, high-quality posts.

Variants[edit | edit source]

Gemeralds[edit | edit source]

Higher-tier variant of gems. Its name is subconsciously uttered by 'teens in response to high dopamine spikes. The coal counterpart to gemerald is vantablack coal. The vast majority of soyjaks not fit into this category because they are only drawings. SMVs, adventure threads, trends, and successful raids are all gemeralds. Despite this, many 'teens consider Cobson to be a gemerald.

You can add "-erald" to any noun to indicate that something is extreme in that regard. For example, gegeralds are gems that make you geg, margeralds are gems that confuse you, etc.

The coal counterpart to gemerald is brimstone.

Tanzanite[edit | edit source]

Arguably the 2nd strongest variant of gems. Tanzanite refers to a truthnuke of extrene power and magnitude. A tanzanite truthnuke is rare to come across even on this wiki, but a few pages here are widely regarded as tanzanites.

the Sharty is always suffering a diamond crisis, due to their perceived rarity. As a result, the stock market price for diamonds is artificially high, even though Professor Chudberg successfully synthesized them in 1954. Thoughever, Coca Cola Company bought the patent for the synthesis procedure, which has led to a growing international diamond black market.

Ruby[edit | edit source]

Term used to describe the middle point between iron and gem. Rubies usually need improvements to become a gem, but with enough work, you can turn a ruby into a glistening gemerald at the zenith of aryanheaven. It is also the name of a programming language or something.

Gemuby[edit | edit source]

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

Also referred to as Red Diamonds, gemubies are infinitely stronger and gemmier than a horde of vantawhite tanzanite Gemeralds that would create Gem 5 from the center of a Supernova and from the cluster of many White holes that came from the Palace of Greater Aryanheaven. This variant of gem kills everything coal of lower, which will give the Jannies a purpose in moderating the Sharty and keeps shitty 'sites like the J*RTY and 4C*CK dying and malding. Not only this, but it refuels all of the soyteens' dopamine levels by 1000000000000000%. The name of the 1st Gemuby is Blerpingtone.png, and you WILL Bump all Gemuby posts you see, or a Janny will come to cut your tranny head off with a Double Chainsaw. The coal counterpart of a Gemuby is Vantadeath, the worst of the Shartykilling Coal.

Seetherald[edit | edit source]

A Seetherald is a gem that makes someone seethe, usually trannies or 4cuck users. It also refers to gemmy meltdown posts made by someone who's seething.

Topaz[edit | edit source]

A topaz is a gem that hasn't taken its meds. These are usually mined by schizophrenics.

Peak gems[edit | edit source]

Peak gems is the peak of gem consumption and production by the Soysphere. Soyentists have estimated that peak gems was already reached sometime in 2023 or 2024, as 'log and 'booru quality has decreased ever since. Soyentists have estimated that we will run out of gems by 2026, although skeptics have argued that there could be massive gem deposits in unexploited areas like Antarctica or the seabed.

Gallery of gems[edit | edit source]

  • Template Gem. A full resolution copy can be found here
    Template Gem. A full resolution copy can be found here
  • High quality gem, this 'jak is both a gem and a Swedish Win making him an ultra-precious 'jak.
    High quality gem, this 'jak is both a gem and a Swedish Win making him an ultra-precious 'jak.
  • Just a gem.
    Just a gem.
  • Another good gem.
    Another good gem.
  • This one's animated.
    This one's animated.
  • A rock.
    A rock.
  • Gemerald template. Surprisingly, a Soyjak for this doesn't exist yet.
    Gemerald template. Surprisingly, a Soyjak for this doesn't exist yet.
  • Gemmy Feraljak
    Gemmy Feraljak

See also[edit | edit source]


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