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Microsoft Paint is a painting software developed by microsoft for their famous unusable operating system line Windows. The software went through numerous versions but was first released on November 1985 for [[Windows]] 1.0. Microsoft stopped caring about it and are praying that Paint3D (their horrible software, I HATE [[Microsoft|MICROSOFT]] SOFTWARE SO BLOODY MUCH!) will be it's replacor.   
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{{Infobox software
| image = [[File:MSPaint Reupload.png]]
| type = Raster Graphics Editor
| developer = [[Microsoft]]
| release_date = 1985 (as Paintbrush), 1995 (as Paint)
| latest_version = April 2026 Update
| platform = Windows
| website = https://microsoft.com/windows/paint
}}[[File:An angry artist.png|thumb|Average Microsoft PaintGOD (they look like this)]]
'''Microsoft Paint''' is a drawing software developed by [[Microsoft]] for their [[Truthnuke|famously unusable]] operating system line [[Windows]]. The software went through numerous versions but was first released on November 1985 for Windows 1.0. <s>Microsoft stopped caring about it and are praying that {{Brimtext|'''[[Froge|Paint3D]]'''}}will be its replacement.</s> paint 3d is dnb geg<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240812175524/https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/12/24218450/microsoft-paint-3d-deprecated-end-of-support-november</ref>  


The software is well known for it's capabilities to bring the true artist out of people and is commonly the preferred software for making all types of [[wojak|'jaks]]. The software contains all brushes a real artist needs and many colors to enjoy!
The software is well known for it's capabilities to bring the true artist out of people and is commonly the preferred software for making all types of [[Soyjakking|'jaks]], as long as you use the Pencil tool to make it aliased. The software contains all brushes a real artist needs and many colors to enjoy!
== They raped it ==
When [[Windows]] 11 rolled out, the devs thought that the Windows UI framework that they have been using for all their software wasn't good enough, so they made "WinUI 3". This resource intensive UI framework bogged down Paint and revoked its status of being a speedy picture editor / viewer. Then they decided to add [[AI]] image generation, {{lockedtext|forced anti aliasing for selection (rotate, move) and 'aped the anti aliasing algorithm for brushes}}, making it even more retarded. THOUGH Windows 11 LTSC has classic Paint preinstalled along with legacy Snipping Tool and you can still get the old one back from Winaero. The only good features xhey added are {{keyed|layers (including custom file to save data for future work and rotate 360 degree tools}} but it's only good for quick edit and is better to switch to other alternatives.
== Alternatives ==
* [[JS Paint]] (Built into the sharty)
* [[Paint.NET]] (Pretty good software and recommended for 'jakking, it has an aliasing option)
* {{Acktext|Krita}} (Free [[drawfag]] software. For [[troons]] and [[Aryan|aryans]] alike)
* [[GIMP]] (Also a pretty good free image editing software, not good for drawing though, almost impossible to draw a circle in this)
* [[Photoshop|Goydobe Photoshop]] (Has aliasing, just pirate it)
* Photopea (Web photo editing, has aliasing)
* Any other image editing or drawing software


It does have many alternatives though, here's a list:
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* Paint.net
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* Krita
* GIMP
* Goydobe Photoshop
* Any other software
 
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Average Microsoft PaintGOD (they look like this)

Microsoft Paint is a drawing software developed by Microsoft for their famously unusable operating system line Windows. The software went through numerous versions but was first released on November 1985 for Windows 1.0. Microsoft stopped caring about it and are praying that Paint3Dwill be its replacement. paint 3d is dnb geg[1]

The software is well known for it's capabilities to bring the true artist out of people and is commonly the preferred software for making all types of 'jaks, as long as you use the Pencil tool to make it aliased. The software contains all brushes a real artist needs and many colors to enjoy!

They raped it[edit | edit source]

When Windows 11 rolled out, the devs thought that the Windows UI framework that they have been using for all their software wasn't good enough, so they made "WinUI 3". This resource intensive UI framework bogged down Paint and revoked its status of being a speedy picture editor / viewer. Then they decided to add AI image generation, forced anti aliasing for selection (rotate, move) and 'aped the anti aliasing algorithm for brushes🔒, making it even more retarded. THOUGH Windows 11 LTSC has classic Paint preinstalled along with legacy Snipping Tool and you can still get the old one back from Winaero. The only good features xhey added are layers (including custom file to save data for future work and rotate 360 degree tools🗝️ but it's only good for quick edit and is better to switch to other alternatives.

Alternatives[edit | edit source]

  • JS Paint (Built into the sharty)
  • Paint.NET (Pretty good software and recommended for 'jakking, it has an aliasing option)
  • Krita (Free drawfag software. For troons and aryans alike)
  • GIMP (Also a pretty good free image editing software, not good for drawing though, almost impossible to draw a circle in this)
  • Goydobe Photoshop (Has aliasing, just pirate it)
  • Photopea (Web photo editing, has aliasing)
  • Any other image editing or drawing software

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20240812175524/https://www.theverge.com/2024/8/12/24218450/microsoft-paint-3d-deprecated-end-of-support-november

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