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[[File:Bumping-This-Gem.gif| | [[File:Bumping-This-Gem.gif|Found a gem? <span style="color:red">'''BUMP IT!''' </span> |alt=|thumb|281x281px]]A '''gem''' (also called a '''gemstone''', '''fine gem''', '''[[jews|jewel]]''', '''precious stone''', or {{echoes|'''semi-precious stone'''}} is a piece of mineral which is made in a cut and polished form, it is used to make jewelry and other adornments. Due to their hardness, gems have adopted a variety of other uses. However, certain rocks (such as lapis lazuli, jade, obsidian, and opal) and occasionally organic materials that are not minerals are also used for jewelry due to their beauty and are therefore often considered to be gems as well. Most gems have low malleability and high brittleness, but some soft minerals are used in jewelry because of their luster or other physical properties that have aesthetic value. Its [[Jews|artificial rarity]] is another aspect that lends much value to a gem and gives the ownership of gems status. Of course, the supply of gems in the world is [[Peak gems|limited]]. | ||
In [[Soy Community|'jakking culture]], the term "gem" is used in regard to particularly high quality soyjaks, and is the complete opposite of "[[coal]]". Gem-worthy 'jaks are to be commended for their value and merit. It also has [[Gemgender|a gender flag]] associated with it. | In [[Soy Community|'jakking culture]], the term "gem" is used in regard to particularly high quality soyjaks, and is the complete opposite of "[[coal]]". Gem-worthy 'jaks are to be commended for their value and merit. It also has [[Gemgender|a gender flag]] associated with it. | ||
Gems and [[coal]] have correlation, contrary to popular belief. Most of the [[time]], gems are shown with a human made picture of a big shiny blue diamond. Diamonds are made of carbon and are created by extreme heat and pressure over a long period of time. The [[fact]] that coal too is mostly made of carbon implies that even coal can become gem under specific conditions, hard work and long time, and let's not forget that the true quality and beauty of a gem is shown only after they are [[Jew|CUT]] and [[Poland|POLISHED]]. | |||
==Etymology== | ==Etymology== | ||
The usage of "gem" by soyposters can be dated back to an old [[S4s/|[s4s]]] meme consisting of showing support to good threads by replying with the phrase "bumping this gem". This particular phrase was extensively spammed on [[soyjak]] threads when the first wave of soyposting immigrants came to [[Qa/|/qa/]] around spring of 2020, and the phrase slowly evolved into just "gem" around autumn of 2020. Soyposters adopted the word "gem" to describe funny, high-quality posts. | The usage of "gem" by soyposters can be dated back to an old [[S4s/|[s4s]]] meme consisting of showing support to good threads by replying with the phrase "bumping this gem". This particular phrase was extensively spammed on [[soyjak]] threads when the first wave of soyposting immigrants came to [[Qa/|/qa/]] around spring of 2020, and the phrase slowly evolved into just "gem" around autumn of 2020. Soyposters adopted the word "gem" to describe funny, high-quality posts. | ||
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=== {{gemeraldtext|Gemeralds}} === | === {{gemeraldtext|Gemeralds}} === | ||
Higher-tier variant of gems | Higher-tier variant of gems. Its name is subconsciously uttered by 'teens in response to high dopamine spikes. The coal counterpart to gemerald is [[vantablack]] coal. Soyjaks do not fit into this category because they are only drawings. SMVs, adventure threads, trends, and successful raids are all {{Gemeraldtext|gemeralds}}. However, a 'jak for this doesn't exist...yet. | ||
=== Gegeralds === | === Gegeralds === | ||
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Also referred to as '''Red Diamonds,''' gemubies are infinitely stronger and gemmier than a horde of vantawhite tanzanite Gemeralds that would create Gem 5 from the center of a [[Supernova]] and from the cluster of many White holes that came from the Palace of Greater Aryanheaven. This variant of gem kills | Also referred to as '''Red Diamonds,''' gemubies are infinitely stronger and gemmier than a horde of vantawhite tanzanite Gemeralds that would create Gem 5 from the center of a [[Supernova]] and from the cluster of many White holes that came from the Palace of Greater Aryanheaven. This variant of gem kills everything coal of lower, which will give the [[Janitor|Jannies]] a purpose in moderating the [[Sharty]] and keeps shitty 'sites like the [[Jakparty.soy|J*RTY]] and [[4cuck|4C*CK]] dying and malding. Not only this, but it refuels all of the soyteens' dopamine levels by 1000000000000000%. The name of the 1st Gemuby is Blerpingtone.png, and you WILL Bump all Gemuby posts you see, or a Janny will come to cut your tranny head off with a Double Chainsaw. The coal counterpart of a Gemuby is Vantadeath, the worst of the Shartykilling Coal. | ||
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File:GemJak.gif|This one's animated. | File:GemJak.gif|This one's animated. | ||
File:Rock.png|[[GET#29999999_&_30000000_GET|A rock]]. | File:Rock.png|[[GET#29999999_&_30000000_GET|A rock]]. | ||
File:1280px-Gemerald Template.png|Gemerald template. | File:1280px-Gemerald Template.png|Gemerald template. Surprisingly, a Soyjak for this doesn't exist yet. | ||
File:Eat the bugs gem.png|Gemmy [[Feraljak]] | File:Eat the bugs gem.png|Gemmy [[Feraljak]] | ||
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Revision as of 16:04, 2 April 2026
A gem (also called a gemstone, fine gem, jewel, precious stone, or (((semi-precious stone))) is a piece of mineral which is made in a cut and polished form, it is used to make jewelry and other adornments. Due to their hardness, gems have adopted a variety of other uses. However, certain rocks (such as lapis lazuli, jade, obsidian, and opal) and occasionally organic materials that are not minerals are also used for jewelry due to their beauty and are therefore often considered to be gems as well. Most gems have low malleability and high brittleness, but some soft minerals are used in jewelry because of their luster or other physical properties that have aesthetic value. Its artificial rarity is another aspect that lends much value to a gem and gives the ownership of gems status. Of course, the supply of gems in the world is limited.
In 'jakking culture, the term "gem" is used in regard to particularly high quality soyjaks, and is the complete opposite of "coal". Gem-worthy 'jaks are to be commended for their value and merit. It also has a gender flag associated with it.
Gems and coal have correlation, contrary to popular belief. Most of the time, gems are shown with a human made picture of a big shiny blue diamond. Diamonds are made of carbon and are created by extreme heat and pressure over a long period of time. The fact that coal too is mostly made of carbon implies that even coal can become gem under specific conditions, hard work and long time, and let's not forget that the true quality and beauty of a gem is shown only after they are CUT and POLISHED.
Etymology
The usage of "gem" by soyposters can be dated back to an old [s4s] meme consisting of showing support to good threads by replying with the phrase "bumping this gem". This particular phrase was extensively spammed on soyjak threads when the first wave of soyposting immigrants came to /qa/ around spring of 2020, and the phrase slowly evolved into just "gem" around autumn of 2020. Soyposters adopted the word "gem" to describe funny, high-quality posts.
Variants
Gemeralds
Higher-tier variant of gems. Its name is subconsciously uttered by 'teens in response to high dopamine spikes. The coal counterpart to gemerald is vantablack coal. Soyjaks do not fit into this category because they are only drawings. SMVs, adventure threads, trends, and successful raids are all gemeralds. However, a 'jak for this doesn't exist...yet.
Gegeralds
Gems that make you geg.
Tanzanite
Arguably the 2nd strongest variant of gems. the Sharty is always suffering a diamond crisis, due to their perceived rarity. As a result, the stock market price for diamonds is artificially high, even though Professor Chudberg successfully synthesized them in 1954. Thoughever, Coca Cola Company bought the patent for the synthesis procedure, which has led to a growing international diamond black market. The coal counterpart to tanzanite is brimstone.
Ruby
Term used to describe the middle point between iron and gem. Rubies usually need improvements to become a gem, but with enough work, you can turn a ruby into a glistening gemerald at the zenith of aryanheaven. It is also the name of a programming language or something.
Gemuby
Also referred to as Red Diamonds, gemubies are infinitely stronger and gemmier than a horde of vantawhite tanzanite Gemeralds that would create Gem 5 from the center of a Supernova and from the cluster of many White holes that came from the Palace of Greater Aryanheaven. This variant of gem kills everything coal of lower, which will give the Jannies a purpose in moderating the Sharty and keeps shitty 'sites like the J*RTY and 4C*CK dying and malding. Not only this, but it refuels all of the soyteens' dopamine levels by 1000000000000000%. The name of the 1st Gemuby is Blerpingtone.png, and you WILL Bump all Gemuby posts you see, or a Janny will come to cut your tranny head off with a Double Chainsaw. The coal counterpart of a Gemuby is Vantadeath, the worst of the Shartykilling Coal.
Seetherald
A Seetherald is a gem that makes someone seethe, usually trannies or 4cuck users. It also refers to gemmy meltdown posts made by someone who's seething.
Gallery of gems
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Template Gem. A full resolution copy can be found here
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High quality gem, this 'jak is both a gem and a Swedish Win making him an ultra-precious 'jak.
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Another good gem.
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This one's animated.
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Gemerald template. Surprisingly, a Soyjak for this doesn't exist yet.
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Gemmy Feraljak
See also
- Coal, the opposite of gems and a low tier of soyposts.
- Iron, a tier of soyposts in between ruby and coal.
- IAS
- The gem that saved the Party
- Supernova
- Mineral rating system
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