CURRENT MISSION: Conclude the 2026 soyjak.party hack page, aswell as any pages relating to it, such as the Summer 2026 Crisis page.
Update Quotecord with any relevant info. See the blackboard for more info.
Failtrolls
From Soyjak Wiki, the free ensoyclopedia
 |
A lot of failtrolls are disturbing criminals
Some actions taken by them are not in accordance with the law. They should not be replicated nor condoned. |
Archived template in use: {{Antimatter}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW.
Failtrolls are unfunny wannabe trolls that fail to make people laugh; instead relying on brimstone, antimatter or sometimes downright illegal activity like spamming 'p to achieve their "trolling".
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, most failtrolls on the sharty come from da 'cord.
How to spot a failtroll
Most of the time, a failtroll can be separated from real trolls if they do any of the following:
- Their "trolling" fails to make people laugh (this is the most important aspect of a failtroll)
- Groom kids into cutting themselves
- Hate the sharty because they don't like their heckin' based and redpilled 'p spam o algo
- Post baby monkey torture content (remember that this content is of questionable legality or outright illegal in most countries)
- Post The Coffin of Andy and Leyley and unironically call it a "gem"
- Show porn to people under 18
- They themselves become the gegbull
- Unironically being a pedophile (bonus points if they have 'p, even more bonus points if they distribute said 'p)
Notable failtrolls
- ALL soycords
- bu5t
- Foodists
- Gnarpedia and Skibidi Farms
- goth
- Skajyos
- TriHard Community (BOTH OLD AND NEW)
- UTTP
