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Autism

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>Though maybe you were looking for detractor perspective or ADHD?
This page is literally autismMake sure to stim before reading this.
I take the short bus to school and love trains!!Your meme: Stolen *attaches image of a character*)Who wants to read my sonichu fanfiction I made:)Man this piece of media is such a hyper fixation!!HIII do wanna be my friend?? i like silly cars too haha Trains Trains! chuga chuga chuga chuga choo choo!!This 90s retroart, VHS analog horror is so good!!!Only cool people get to have my fruit snacks chud!Do u of you guys want to roleplay sonic CD for recessMy mom says you guys simply don't understand me... I am fucking retarded btw, if that matters i hab the an iq == 28 btw if theT matters. JI have an IQ of about 172 btw, if that mattersCheck out my power rangers figurine collection!!
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Autism is ARYANbtw, if that matters

Some people labelled with autism are degenerate freakish trannies because it's a faulty label to begin with. Those with a moral conscience who object to wrongful impositions are lumped in with extremely deviant hyperdegenerate freaks as "autistic," despite being very different. This is a faulty label, as it's designed to degrade both (You) and me. Just see yourself as someone with a moral conscience who can stand up to the impositions of a depraved society, which is shockingly rare. I love being sodomized by the way. I'm trans, btw. I'm a nigger and I have AIDS, btw. Marge, how does being sensitive to certain lights, textures and sounds, being obsessed with children's shows and having meltdowns got to do anything with society and morals?
>Yeah that's ass burgers or something
Rare footage of Darius, one of the most famous cases of autism studied in the field of soythropology & soychology

Autism Spectrum Disorder, also known as Aryandom by its supporters, Assburgers Syndrome, sigma grindset by rizzlers, and mental retardation by obsessed neurotypicals is a medical condition similar to schizophrenia. It was allegedly first documented in 1842 by Sir Thomas Assburger, who noted a peculiar village boy who ignored a raging barn fire to perfectly stack 400 identical wooden blocks while humming the same monotone frequency for 14 hours straight.

Usually, it's diagnosed at a young age because some "qualified doctor" said so, all in the name of smothering humanity's natural yet psychotic need to see connections between unrelated phenomena. It is NOT real. So-called autists are regular socially awkward kids, tricked into thinking they're retards or have social difficulties by Jews who push the message that Asperger's is worse than cancer (which could be improved with just regular attempts at socializing and being more outgoing instead of being caught up in their heads all the time categorizing the specific mechanical differences between 1990s Japanese train bogies).

This leads to their moms forever treating and coddling them like a baby, and there's a good chance the little sperg will end up being medicated and zombified for the other snowflake syndromes their parents insist they have. While it is popular to self-diagnose and label yourself as autistic/nxurodivergxnt/nxurospicy for attention and to excuse people's low sentience, real Autism is usually caused by a genetic frontal lobe deficiency, over-calcification of the Thrembo-gland, and poor brain interconnectivity. That's exact opposite to schizophrenia, where the brain is so interconnected it couldn't possibly filter out the noise and false patterns.

Brain usually compensates the poor connectivity with overgrowing brain regions responsible for pattern recognition, logic and attention to detail. That doesn't mean most of autistic people are inherently "Smart", you can have supreme pattern recognition abilities, and still have the overall sentience of a potato. In a way, the autistic brain trades "Wisdom" (integration) for "Knowledge" (data), operating much like a faulty RAM stick that has been overclocked to 9000MHz just to run a single instance of an MS-DOS map-making software. While you can be high-functioning autistic person, autistic people are not high-functioning human beings.

Autism severity drastically varies between individuals, hence the name "Autism Spectrum Disorder " but there are some consistent distinguishing marks. Therefore world-leading Soyentists have designated these traits into distinct categories, according to their severity, hyper-fixation density, and impact on the overall navigation in the world. Those include:

TRVKE

Most of the stuff that gets called "Autistic" has no relation to the condition at all. That's because normies, and people who desperately don't want to be normies but are still normies, think that any deviation from the social consensus must be indicative of some sort of neurological condition or illness like autism.

The so-called "Neurospicy" movement on TikTok has done irreparable damage to the study of Soythropology. Basic white women with dyed hair will claim they are autistic because they like iced coffee, occasionally get sad, and "stim" on camera for 10 seconds, completely ignoring the true essence of Aryandom which requires at least 4,000 hours logged on a Paradox Interactive grand strategy game and an encyclopedic knowledge of a defunct 2004 MMORPG.

That's why so many troons think they're autistic just because they like New Vegas and listen to Breakcore, or any character that is just a little bit of shy or nerdy gets called autistic.

Also Deviantart content like "CHLOE CARMICHAEL HATES GODZILLA 1994 DRAKE MEME" often gets called as being Aspie-created EVEN THOUGH in like 99% of the cases it's just actual cacas who simply don't know how to properly use image-editing software to make memes. True Aspie art requires MS Paint, a resolution of exactly 800x600, and a lore document spanning 40 pages explaining why Sonic the Hedgehog is legally married to a customized 2006 Chevy Impala.

Levels of Autism

Oh my god like my hecking hyperfixation iceberg chart videyous!! <----------[1]

Mild Autism

Also known as the "Good ones" or Autism without intellectual disability. While mildly autistic people greatly mimic the neurotypical people and have a great capacity to self-reflect, empathy, and are highly flexible, they still build their special autistic interests, usually about SNCA or highly structured and systemized hobbies like trains, planes, military tech, software, or cataloguing every single commercial jingle from 1988 to 1994. Though their autistic interests are not as consuming as with the more severe variants. Mild autists are highly celebrated for their deep understanding of the world around them, and on-point sense of humor.[cope, nobody says this] They are the only ones who truly possess a theory of mind. Common symptoms include:

  • Occasional rigidity and childishness
  • Ability to live and think independently
  • Unnecessarily formal speech, often sounding like an 18th-century aristocrat when asking for more ketchup packets
  • May have the occasional clitty leakage, but can calm down quicker
  • Having an autistic special interest, Though not as consuming.
  • Preference for predictability and structure, but they are flexible.
  • Obsession-based learning, inability to learn through the standard linear route because of different dopamine signalling system
  • Elevated need for personal space and privacy
  • Occasional difficulties with communication or social awkwardness
  • Poor eye contact (preferring to stare intensely at the bridge of your nose or a specific speck of dust on the wall)
  • Increased sensory sensitivity, especially to the buzzing sound of fluorescent lights that normies somehow cannot hear
  • Using the 'ki
  • Thriving on organizing, sorting, categorizing or automating things (e.g., color-coding their Steam library by developer studio zip codes)
  • Having no problem with understanding indirect context, quite contrary, they are often authors of the best deeply symbolic, and highly layered jokes.[again, nobody says this]
  • Understanding that context>rules
  • Understanding that 'p and hitting on minors is bad
  • Categorizing all their friends by obscure personality types despite claiming to be hyper-logical
  • An encyclopedic knowledge of discontinued fast-food promotional items

Moderate Autism

This is the category where the majority of online autistic people fall into, predominantly Trannies, voluntary moderators, various famous JewTubers and the majority of reddit/der'cord users. Sometimes referred to as Borderline mental retardation.

Compared to Mild Autism, their everyday function and life navigation is severely impacted, often bringing chaos everywhere they appear because of the fundamental incompatibility with the outside world. some of the known distinguishing marks include:

  • Extreme childishness and selfishness
  • Hard time understanding elementary social norms, cues and intentions
  • Extreme rigidity and irritability
  • Black-and-white thinking
  • Making random subtle sounds or movements to regulate, also known as "Stimming"
  • Zero capability for self-reflection, introspection and empathy
  • Immense need for structure, routine, stability, consistency, rules and predictability, anything uncertain feels fundamentally destabilizing
  • Inability to understand Indirect context, ambiguous terms, and hints, they need everything direct and declared.
  • Autistic interests are fully consuming for them, also known as "Savant syndrome" (e.g., they cannot tell you their own phone number, but they can recite the exact frame-data of every move in Super Smash Bros. Melee)
  • Over-reliance on external structure and rules
  • Debilitating sensory sensitivity (violent physiological reactions to the texture of unglazed ceramics or wet wool)
  • Severe vulnerability to being groomed, exploited or outsourced because they struggle to grasp the fact that the world around them doesn't operate on the same logic as they do
  • Extremely transactional perspective of interpersonal relationships
  • In social life, they only replicate and mimic the behavior of others, f.e. If they are kind it's not that they have a good heart, they are just repeating a pattern they saw somewhere and they learned that it will grant them getting social credit or help getting their needs met. Also called "Masking".
  • Struggle to take care of themselves, severe executive dysfunction (will hyper-focus on modding Skyrim for 36 hours but forget to drink water and develop a kidney stone)
  • Immense need for control and personal space, everything has to be on their terms
  • Fundamentally morally stunted, are often close to or date people way out their age gap, and hoarding terabytes of 'p
  • Operate on the logic that rules>context
  • Meltdowns or shutdowns when routines change or their "Control" is disputed (e.g., mom bought the blue box of pasta instead of the red box of pasta, initiating a DEFCON-1 level tantrum)
  • using the 'ki
  • Categorically refusing to eat any food that isn't beige (nuggies, fries, crackers) or that has touched other foods on the same plate

A very rare phenomenon is that Soyteens struggling with moderate autistic traits in their childhood and teens can sometimes outgrow their rigidity and develop into only a mildly autistic adult later in their lives. This is unfortunately a very rare natural occurence and most moderately autistic people will stay retarded for the rest of their lives.

SEVERE Autism

See also: Gigachad

Also known as "Low Functioning Autism" or Severe mental retardation. Severely autistic people are absolutely disconnected from reality and depend on external care to be able to survive. They are often stuck on mental and cognitive level of a 3-year old for the rest of their lives.

They are the most easily recognizable autistic people. Common traits are:

  • Being non-verbal or only making repetitive "Darius-like" sounds
  • Repetitive movements and sounds (aggressive rocking back and forth that generates enough kinetic energy to power a small village)
  • Self harm and the need for destruction
  • Complete disconnection from reality
  • Communicating exclusively through echolalia of old 2013 MLG sound effects or obscure commercial quotes
  • Physical immunity to psychic damage but highly vulnerable to slight changes in room temperature
  • using SoyBooru
  • God bless em

WEAPONIZED Autism (Level 4)

A theoretical fourth state of hyper-sperg where the individual achieves complete and terrifying symbiosis with the internet. Often cultivated deep within the bowels of imageboards.

  • Capable of geolocating a stolen flag based purely on the flight paths of airplanes, the position of the stars, and the croaking patterns of local frogs within 36 hours.
  • Diet consists solely of Monster Energy, gas station stimulants, and spite.
  • Has physically merged with their Herman Miller or DX Racer gaming chair.
  • Can write custom reverse-engineered code to dox their enemies but refuses to learn how to do their own laundry.
  • Capable of perceiving the 4th dimension and the underlying code of the universe, but paralyzed by the sheer thought of making a phone call to schedule a dentist appointment.

Stigmas (sigma) of Autism

Being one of the "good autists" generally means that you are...

  • According to them, a ripe target for grooming and canvas for degeneracy. This is why (((they))) always keep telling us that the majority of autistic people are in the LGBT and/or vice versa. Keep in mind that "good autists" shouldn't be like this, and are more likely to hate the LGBT. Despite this, because autism is a faulty label to identify with, some trannies also identify as autists.But their logic that the "trans community" makes no sense since mentioned before part of Soyteens may have it
  • According to Normies… Well shit, some defend them, some hate them... Most just awkwardly stare while the autist passionately explains the deep lore of Bionicle Generation 1 for 45 uninterrupted minutes.
  • According to Schoolniggers, way worse than downsies. Downsies are seen as innocent by schoolfags, whereas aspies are treated like prisoners.
  • According to HR Departments... "Not a cultural fit."
  • Acording to Jewtube essayists, every fictional character that acts weird or has a specific interest is actually autistic[it just is, ok?snopes?it just is, ok?how???whatbut... why?], but the Good Doctor (I AM A SURGEON!) is bad autism representation or something. Every character who simply likes quiet spaces is retroactively diagnosed in a 3-hour video titled "The Tragic Autistic Coding of [X]".

Relevance to Trannies and the internet

Alot of trannies say they are autistic because they wanna be quirky or whatever. This is because they are all massive attentionwhores which is also why they troon out in the first place. It gives them a convenient medical shield to deflect any and all criticism of their completely unbearable personalities.

Also, some online autistic communities (e.g., on Reddit, Tumblr, Mastodon) lean heavily left. This resulted in the Great Discord Schism, where the heavily-structured autistic leftists attempted to moderate the aggressively-unhinged autistic right-wingers, resulting in digital trench warfare fought entirely through weaponized reaction GIFs and highly localized server raids. Despite this, there are still major right-wing communities like soyjak.party which are heavily autistic, forming an ecosystem of pure, unfiltered brain-rot.

  • Wearing non-cotton socks make you cry therefore you have autism even though it's just your fashion sense
    Wearing non-cotton socks make you cry therefore you have autism even though it's just your fashion sense
  • You didn't speak until age 5 and you're too sigma to look people in the eye therefore you have autism.
    You didn't speak until age 5 and you're too sigma to look people in the eye therefore you have autism.
  • You spent HOW MANY hours stacking cans of beans? Lmao you are so autistic despite it being a valid hobby
    You spent HOW MANY hours stacking cans of beans? Lmao you are so autistic despite it being a valid hobby
  • >I just dissolved the meds his pediatrician gives him into his juice (corn syrup and red 40).
    >I just dissolved the meds his pediatrician gives him into his juice (corn syrup and red 40).

Related to Autism

See also

Snopes

  1. ↑ cope, this is not like those plebbit tier niggerbrim iceberg videos, now be a good goy and continue to take your meds
  2. ↑ https://www.reddit.com/r/lostmedia/comments/1fhsahq/comment/lncgfan/
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