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SNCA:Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders is an Old Socialist and (((Jewish)))-American politician. He ran for President of the United States twice and failed both times in the Democratic Primary 
He is against Freedom of Speech, so in case he becomes president, he will immediately order Quote Salt to shutdown The Party.
Career[edit | edit source]
He ran a shit load of unsuccessful runs for senate, mayor and governor eventually though he became mayor of Burlington, Vermont. After that he became a United States representative and then a senator in the 2000s
By the time he was a representative/senator, he always organized shitshows on being critical towards the American System and its Polices on foreign countries, despite not identifying himself at the beginning with The Democratic Party, he ran as one in 2016 to launch his presidential campaign, because Americans don't vote for third parties.
He has spent most of his career in congress criticizing free trade and wars. He used to believe in gun rights and was anti immigration but when he ran for president again in 2020 he shifted his views.
The Truth[edit | edit source]
Hey guys, most of the people don't know this, but there was an encounter with Bernie when in a lonely night, he kidnapped me and raped me. He does it regularly on his free time. I Will tell in graphic details what just happened to me, he started insulting me when I told him that i have voted Biden in the primaries, not him, he then started forcedly stripping me off and began to take off his pants and started rapping me, while fucking me he started yelling FEEL THE BEEEEEEEERN!! (The Slogan of his Presidential Bid) And force me to say that I'm feeling it, then I started saying, I AM FEELIMG THE BERN, 'm probably going to be killed after writing this article, please tell my family that I loved them
