Goths
Goth is a music-based subculture that emerged from nightclubs such as the F Club and Batcave in Bongistan during the early 1980s, as well as gothic rock, a genre that evolved from British post-punk. The goth subculture is mainly centered around fashion, music festivals, clubs, and organized meetings.
Gothic rock usually deals with dark themes,literary romanticism, morbidity, existentialism, religious symbolism, or supernatural mysticism.
Generally, many Goths are attention whores looking to draw attention to themselves, they have no sense of embarrassment walking around the streets looking the way they do, and many are probably autistic.
Personality
[edit | edit source]Having a friend who is part of the goth subculture is a pretty moronic experience, it involves things like a lack of desire to actually talk, constant daily complaining about their problems, or, in short, attention-seeking, and the secondhand embarrassment of going out in public with them for the most obvious reasons. It’s also a totally autistic kind of experience.
A lot of goths would clittly leak hard when you refer to them as "emos", even doe it's the same shit with just minor differences, they’re going to complain about it, so, if you want an easy way to piss off a Goth, just call them "emos" and don't stop.
How to be Goth
[edit | edit source]1) Listen to Goth Music (Obiviously)
2) Dress in all black
3) complain about Le poseurs
4) talk about how your parents are evil o algo
Notable Goth Bands
[edit | edit source]- Bauhaus
- Christian Death
- The Cure
- Joy Division
- Rosetta Stone
- Other SNCA bands that only 100 people listen to
Culture
[edit | edit source]- Complaining about your parents
- being Latinx (large amounts of Goths are)
- Dressing like a whore
- Complaining about being heckin' sexualized
- Complaining about capitalism
- complaining about le posers
- Listening to SNCA bands
Fashion
[edit | edit source]It usually includes Black dyed hair (unless you're a gook,jeet or a nigger) and black clothing. The women usually dress in corsets and black lipstick and men androgynously with dresses and skirts.
Goth Mommies
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Really well meme'd my friend!
Ever since the 'rona happened in 2020 there has been an explosion in memes depicting goth foids as attractive and ideal.
Usually in the memes depicting the so-called goth mommies depict them as being dominant and sadistic and having Big boobs and butts despite this most actual goth foids are mid at best and sometimes even ugly.
The exact origin of the the "Goth Dommy Mommy" meme is unknown but it is hypothesized that it may have originated during COVID-19 era where the Mommy GF and Goth GF memes were popular eventually somewhere down the line the goth dommy mommy meme emerged that irl Soyjaks love.
Initially these goth dommy mommies only appeared in safe horny meme pages the same ones where femgoys and muscle mommies were posted. However the memes started to become popular elsewhere, women realizing that there is an untapped market for them to market their Onlyfans. These "goth" mommies usually don't even dress in actual goth fashion much less listen to the music but only put on black eyeliner and clothing and say they are a heckin' goff dommy mommy.
The fetish due to Instabrap started to spread to normgoids and now they call every foid who even dress in black goth or something due to this the word goth has become more meaningless than using the 'cuck in 2026
