Great Coalplacement

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode. You WILL remind the author to take his meds.

This page is a topaz.

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The Great Coalplacement, also known as Coalapocalypse and Brimageddon is a hypothetical event where brimstone outside communities, most fearfully 4cucks, largely outnumbers gems and replace soyteens, resulting in the spiritual death of the Sharty. This is the reason why the Sharty protects itself from certain online communities. It is, rightfully, every soyteens worst nightmare.

This almost happened during the aftermath of the great ACK, where 4chan refugees began seething on several boards.

This is allegedly one of the main goals of Admin 6.

Hypothetical Replacements

Great Ræplacement

For any oldfag, this would be self-explanatory from the absolutely hilarious æ in the title. For all nusois, it would be dramaticoons replacing the native 'teen population. This would likely result in the website being flooded with content containing every paraphilia ever known to man, likely resulting in the literal death of the Sharty. This probably would've eventually happened if the Antioch shooting was more deadly, or if The Portugese wasn't 'lowed.

This is what all "posting gore of dead babies is okay because they're hecking NIGGERS" people secretly want if that matters

Great Cuckplacement

The worst thing that could ever happen ever. The most terrifying possibility in human history. 4cucks replacing the native population of soyteens to the point where the outsider strawman of the Sharty being literally just 4chan for teenagers becomes correct.

This would go against EVERYTHING that the Sharty stands for, and is a fate worse than death for EVERY soyteen.

Frootlergi Plan

The basic concept of this theory is that a vast majority of the engagement on Sharty is created by nusois, witch is being actively forced by (((current site administration))).

Although this theory was considered absolutely schizoid at the time of its creation and nobody believed this, all the facts now indicate that this is something what is actually happening.^{just like muh hekkin dead internet theory!}

The final coal

Governments, Soyentists and figures such as Elon Musk have issued warnings against the development of Vanta-Vitriolic coal. Described as "Eye-cancer 2", Vanta-Vitriolic coal is believed to be the intended creation of all coal posters on the Party.

TRVTH

>remember lads subscribe to mcdonalds or something

It’s the postrates.
It’s the postrates
It’s the postrates.
If there is one thing I want you to remember from these writings, its that the postrates must change. Even if we were to 'nish all coalposters, baiters, NASposters, cordniggers, and xiggers from our boards tomorrow, the Sharty would still be spiraling into decay and eventual death. Every day we become fewer in number, we grow older,we grow weaker. In the end we must return to replacement fertility levels, or it will kill us.

There is not a single soyjak community, not a single soy nation, that reaches these levels. Not in the booru, not in the 'ki, not in the soyslum, or in the Sharty itself. Soyteens are failing to spread their chuddy values, create funny jaks, and stop forced memes. But despite this sub-replacement fertility rate, the population in the West is increasing, and rapidly. How is this possible? Mass cuckagration and the higher fertility rates of the 4cucks themselves are causing this increase in population. We are experiencing an invasion on a level never seen before in history. Millions of 4cucks pouring across our borders, legally. Invited by the admins to replace the Soyteens who have failed to spread their values, failed to create funny jaks, they decided to import more "soyteens" that the webstie need to thrive. This crisis of mass 4cuck immigration and sub-replacement fertility is an assault on the Soyteens that, if not combated, will ultimately result in the complete memetic and cultural replacement of Soyteens.

See also

• Great Soyplacement