Coal

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>Though maybe you were looking for the guide on coal articles?
This page is literally about coal.
This page, ironically, is a gem.
Average coalposter.

Coal is a flammable sedimentary rock that is mostly composed of carbon, and is usually black in color. Like all fossil fuels, it originates from decayed plant matter that has pressurized into a rock below the surface over millions of years. Due to its abundance, affordability, and ease of use, it has been a widely-used energy source since the 1800s. Today, it still generates a quarter of the world's primary energy and a third of all electricity. Like most fuels, it is burned into ash in order to heat steam that spins a turbine, generating power. The smoke from burned coal damages the environment, heats up the atmosphere, and can cause premature human death and illness. Efforts are being made to transition from coal into a variety of cleaner and more renewable energy sources.

Within the Soymmunity, the word "coal" is used as a synonym for a bad post or a bad piece of media, and is the complete opposite of "gem". Unlike gems, which are high quality and uncommon; and the average post, which is wholly average and neither coal nor gem; your average coalpost is a special combination of low quality and low effort. Coal does not serve any use for the soymmunity other than to waste internet data which could've been used to post a gem, making users wistfully lament over what could have been. Coal is doubly detrimental because it floods gems off the board, causing them to be lost forever to a continuous stream of coal spam.

It is also given to naughty people on Christmas.

Coalposters

The average browsing experience

Attempt to imagine a low human, then imagine someone even lower and then even lower and that's your average Coalposter. Coalposters are huge incels deprived of any sexual activity with broken dopamine receptors, and their only form of entertainment is the sadistic pleasure of ruining the fun of others. They attempt to destroy any community with their coaling techniques, trying to leave the community as a former husk of itself for their sick minds to jerk off to the idea of.

Coalposters can emulate various personality traits and identities. Coalposters are often troons or redditors and post in an attempt to mimic real 'jakkers, which often results in coal threads and the ruining of a 'jak's reputation. Coalposters usually post low effort threads containing an irrelevant quote or a 'jak unaccompanied by any text. When you see a coalposter, make sure to say "coal burned", but do not reply to their post and make sure to sage their thread. The lack of (you)s and reactions will naturally drive away any reddit troons, as without a constant supply of dopamine hits from attention, they will wither and die. Coalposters are a threat to the survival of soy culture.

As of recent times Coalposters have targeted soyjak.party in an attempt to lower the quality of soy posts on the imageboard by spamming thoughtless posts. Their strategy is to make the general community imitate their actions and begin posting low quality content, in turn transforming what was known as soy culture into nothing but a soulless version of its former self, making Soot Kuz Doll Froot Quote decide that the website is not worth hosting anymore, thus getting it shut down. Although Coalposters and their techniques can be hard to spot at times, this one is very obvious, and it has surprised Coalposters that someone finally saw through their plan, as seen in the image above.

To combat Coalposters, it's advised to create Gems as fast as you can or bump old gems and not let the Coalposters archive what would be otherwise precious soy culture. soyjak.party is at war and it needs your help.

Many coalposters have recently become Brimposters due to coal not getting enough of a reaction. Brimposters usually post tranny bait, BBC bait, actual porn, and more of their goon stash to get "reactions" evendoe they all goon to it in their Discord cabal. Some SOVLFUL coalposters still remain, THOUGH.

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