Aryan

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Aryans are ARYAN, obviously.btw, if that matters

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>The Aryans invaded HOW MANY YEARS AGO???

>That's aryan shemmycuck.

A juvenile specimen

Average yamnaya warrior

Aryan or Arany (also called Indo-Germanic, Indo-European, Proto-Indo-European, Western Steppe Herder, or Yamnaya-Afanasievo peoples or something) is an LGBTQ+ catchall term for the group of gypsy-like brown people from Siberia and Central asia White people from the Pontic Steppe that BTFO some White Indian people 6-7 thousand years ago that sperglord /pol/toddlers love to LARP as even though the aryans raided villages or whatever while the only thing /pol/clitties can raid is the refrigerator. Hecking alt-right fashit nazi clittycels like Clitler co-opted the term from Persians and used it as sexual slang for an ideal White buff handsome man (aka Me).

Aryan as a cognate is used for Iran, You can see this with the Alanic (Aryanic) peoples from the steppe that helped the Germans pillage Europe in the middle ages after the Huns were defeated. Ignore the falsenvke above, Clitler didn't steal it from Persians, but from Indians, who are VVONNED.

According to Qanon all the aryans of the world will be raptured and will kill all the heckin' shitskin niggerinos just like the TND copypasta and will be transported to live in hyperborea agartha autism daycare land to goon to tranime and Skibidi Toilet for all eternity, while sipping on raw milk mixed with white monster, or something like that.

This Aryan may be the first Chud in human history. Some Indians will use him as proof Aryans were brown, even though his skin colour is clearly not that of human feces like theirs is.

Aryans don't refer to just people: they can also categorize anything that you might consider positive for the good of the white race. For example, TempleOS is an Aryan tool due to its creator being Arany himself and resisting against the greenskins. Having elite OPSEC is also Aryan, but this time more relating to behavioral characteristics, as it makes the datamining overlords seethe.Aryan is a rollable name on soyjak.party.

Aryans and the Soysphere

'ooning to this rn AMA

Nusoicucks are notoriously known for their autistic obsession with buff White men as they have made countless self-insert buff chudjak aryan edits of whatever shithole third-world country they're from. Soicacas also love gooning to their aryan chudjak drawings they made during special ed, just like the hyperborean giants used to goon to cave paintings.

The reason why these nusoicucks love masturbating to aryan soyjak edits is because they're immigrants from the right-wing twitter griftersphere where it is common tradition to save the White race by making super glitchy and distorted edits with super hecking scary A24 music playing in the background to really drive fear into any shitskin who even THINKS about messing with the fourth reich!

^basically what they're saying is to be aryan you have to farm aura and have hype moments.

Meet the Aryans

Crackers

A person whose skin color just so happens to be white. You couldn't be good friends with him.

Crackers, sometimes written as crackas, refers to the nickname given to aryans who were completely dominated by BBC, most commonly Soyboys and troons. They're best known for being cucks, eating chips, charging their phone, literally doing anything. They really love self deprecating, making "white people be like" jokes whilst being white themselves, but this is just because they want to larp as niggas and promote safe racism to try and get into Niggerborea.

As soon as a cracker discovers they have 0.000Ϫ% Indian ancestry, they will start referring to themselves as Indian, add the India flag to their username and ask on xitter/'cord servers what slurs they're morally allowed to say now. They could also come out as bisexual justifying it on liking femboys (most normgroid way of faggotry btw) just to say the faggot word, or self-diagnose with Autism or ADHD to say the retard word. Again, this is because they're jealous of how only niggas are allowed to say nigga and want to feel the liberating power of safely saying a slur.

Types of Aryans

• Anglos
• Germans
• Nordic people
• Binnish people :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
• Slavs
• Balts
• Celts
• Romans
• Iberians
• Gauls
• Paleo-Balkans
• Illyrians <--- From which Albanians come from
• Greeks
• Phrygians
• Armenians
• Mexicans/Latinx <-- only some (a few) of them though especially the ones that look Aryan
• Tocharians <--- sadly they went extinct because of the Chinese
• Iranians <--- Only the ones that are Aryan looking
• Tvrks <-- They are Caucasoid Anatolian people who adopted Asiatic turkroach languages
• Pajeets (Indo-Aryans who live in North India and Pakistan)
• Besotho People <--- MEDS NOW!!!
• Austrayrans

List of aryans

• Me
• Anyone I like
• Tamir Kitan
• Ultradan
• Gigachad
• ThatBoyAndre
• Gucci Mane
• Chief Keef
• Benjamin Netanyahu
• Kylian Mbappé
• Salt
• King Von
• L'A Capone and Troy

What can revoke your Aryan status?

Many are blessed by God to be Aryan, but not all hereditary Aryans deserve their title. Here is how your Aryan license can get revoked.

• Trooning out
• Fagging out
• Gooning (unless you've quit forever^🗝️), publicly endorsing porn and amplifying EPI, being a pedonigger spreading 'p, you get the idea
• Implementing Agenda 2030
• Converting to Judaism (yes, it's possible, it just never happens)

List of non-aryans

• Niggers
• Troons
• Faggots
• Pajeets (Dravidians, who live in South India, and Northeast Indians)
• Most meximutts & most other latinx (because of their mixed nature)
• Original iranians (elamites) before they got taken over
• Asians
  • Native Americans (even though both Native Americans and Aryans carry some ANE DNA)
  • Native Siberians (even though they often also carry ANE DNA)
  • Central Asian Turks
  • Seamonkeys
• Some Arabs (not including the Maronites, Chaldeans, and Copts.^🗝️)
• Urals? <--- disputed
• Paleo-European peoples (the people who lived in Europe before the Aryan takeover, though some of them were probably whiter)
• Indigenous Caucasians
• Good goyim
• You

Civilization and Technology

Aryan Beast Bomb, most advanced Aryan weapon

These were the people that introduced cheese n shiet to Europe, it's why the Anglos, Nords, Slavs, and Finns have a diet consisting of Cheese, Milk, and Beef to BTFO the Indians and claim White power or something along those lines. also they brought over cattle rearing or something

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  Advanced Aryan technology
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  Sophisticated Aryan art
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  Advanced Aryan civilization

Guide to become a tvrkaryan warlord

1: Learn turkish

2: Jerk off to gay porn

3: Eat a diet of entirely meat and dairy

4. Learn horse archery

5. Gas the jews

6. Kill your brothers

7. Eat quick-dry cement

8. Pour nitric acid on your nipples

The truth however

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

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Read every revision in the page's history to learn the truth.

THIS SECTION WAS WRITTEN BY THE SEETHING, SUBVERTING, BABIES' FORESKING EATING SATANIC KIKE. NO, YAMNAYA PEOPLE DID NOT BEAR ANY POO-POO PAJEET "SOUTH ASIAN" ANCESTRY, THEY WERE 75% EASTERN HUNTER GATHERERS (AKA NORDIC ARYANS) AND 25% CAUCASIAN HUNTER GATHERERS, AKA CHECHENARYANS. NO PAJEET, CHINK OR NIGGER ADMIXTURE. SOURCE: I STUDIED ARCHAEOLOGY (AND YOU WILL BELIEVE ME!). Dangerous alt right conspiracy debunked by the soyjak wiki mods. This really hurts the feelings of our funders.

^ JEET RAGE, TRVTHNVKE BELOW

See also

• /aryan/