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{{CustomQuote|PRETENDING TO BREAK MY NINTENDO SWITCH IS NOT AN "APRIL FOOLS" YOU BIGOT!|file=[[File:Booru cryboy soyjak.png|30px]]}}
{{CustomQuote|PRETENDING TO BREAK MY NINTENDO SWITCH IS NOT AN "APRIL FOOLS" YOU BIGOT!|file=[[File:Booru cryboy soyjak.png|30px]]}}{{Deadlinks}}
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[[File:Guinnessworldrecordsoyjak.png|25x25px]] {{Quote|>Bad news nusois.. im shutting down my Jewtube channel.. APRIL FOOLZ!!! KEKK}}
[[File:Patient Markiplier.png|thumb|{{Q|>APRIL FOOLS!!!}}]]
[[File:Patient Markiplier.png|thumb|{{Q|>APRIL FOOLS!!!}}]]
'''April Fools' Day''' is an annual custom on April 1 consisting of jokes and pranks. The jokes may be perpetrated by individuals as well as mass media and other actors.
'''April Fools' Day''' is an annual custom on April 1. Throughout the day, 'teens pull off jokes and pranks on each other.<sup>don't they already do every day doe??</sup> Outside the Sharty, normie jokes may be perpetrated by individuals as well as mass media and other actors.
 
{{Abbr|April fools day was probably made by the {{echoes|[[Jews]]}} since {{echoes|they're}} responsible for creating almost every bad thing.|Needs fact-checking}}


==Origin==
==Origin==
There is no clear origin story for April Fools. Thoughbeit it could be reasonably said that it began as a tradition in [[Franco-Soyteen War|France]] and [[Netherlands|Belgium]] during the [[Oldfag|15-16th century]], and people supposedly chose the date because it was a nice time in the spring for jokes or whatever.
There is no clear origin story for April Fools Day. Thoughbeit it could reasonably be said that it began as a tradition in [[Franco-Soyteen War|France]] and [[Netherlands|Belgium]] during the [[Oldfag|15th-16th century]], and people supposedly chose the date because it was a nice time in the spring for jokes or whatever.


A popular legend says that it began in 1582 when [[Christianity|the Pope]] changed the calendar from April 1 to January 1st. People who were too slow or didn’t want to adapt to the change were mocked as "fools" and people would do pranks and jokes to them. However this story is considered a [[lie]] by [[The Experts|historians]], because there are records of poets clearly refrencing April Fools decades before 1582.
A popular legend says that it began in 1582 when [[Christianity|the Pope]] changed the calendar from April 1 to January 1. People who were too slow or didn’t want to adapt to the change were mocked as "fools", and people would do pranks and jokes to them. However, this story is considered a [[lie]] by [[The Experts|historians]], because there are records of poets clearly referencing April Fools' decades before 1582.


==April Fools' Day on imageboards==
==April Fools' Day on imageboards==
April Fools' jokes have been perpetrated by several imageboards, including [[4chan]] and [[soyjak.party]].
April Fools' pranks have been perpetrated by several imageboards, including [[4chan]] and [[soyjak.party]].


===4chan===
===4chan===
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====2025====
====2025====
{{main|Kolyma Restoration}}
{{main|Kolyma Restoration}}
First there was the [[Second Shrek-Minion War]], and then the website was reset and moved to ib.kolyma.org where the [[5 board plan]] was reinstated, everyone was unbanned, most [[wordfilter]]s were removed and and the old Kuz site design and ruleset were restored<ref>https://archive.today/K3HWk</ref> along with an message from "[[Max]]" "announcing" the "[[Kolyma Restoration|restoration]]" of [[KolymaNET]] rule on soyjak.st<ref>https://archive.today/nWUql</ref>. The site becomes nonrulecucked, quickly getting spammed with 'zellig, tranime, furniggery, MLP, porn and gore and other [[NAS]]; basically turning it into [[jakparty.soy]].
First there was the [[Second Shrek-Minion War]], and then the website was reset and moved to ib.kolyma.org where the [[5 board plan]] was reinstated, everyone was unbanned, most [[wordfilter]]s were removed and the old Kuz site design and ruleset were restored<ref>https://archive.today/K3HWk</ref> along with a message from "[[Max]]" "announcing" the "[[Kolyma Restoration|restoration]]" of [[KolymaNET]] rule on soyjak.st<ref>https://archive.today/nWUql</ref>. The site becomes nonrulecucked, quickly getting spammed with 'zellig, tranime, furniggery, MLP, porn, gore, and other [[NAS]]; basically turning it into [[jakparty.soy]].


====2026====
====2026====
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{{quoting|Dear soyjak.party members, soyjak.party is supposed to close April 7, 2026 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.party has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.}}
{{quoting|Dear soyjak.party members, soyjak.party is supposed to close April 7, 2026 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.party has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.}}


A new, horrible, likely vibecoded UI was also added. Quote posts without an image and jokes that it is the new [[Nusoi (software)|nusoi]] software. Fonts and greentext don’t work with the exception of the blue upwards arrow, and the quoting button is removed. There was also no report button and the namefagging field didn’t work. Clicking on a reply highlighter would send you to an entirely new page as well. The "new software" was actually [[vichan]] with a horrible [[JavaScript]] UI plastered on top, as noted by the post JavaScript calling post.php.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/dLk9N https://megalodon.jp/ref/2026-0402-0358-37/https://soyjak.st:443/assets/index-B1qnJVGB.js</ref>
A new, horrible, likely vibecoded UI was also added. Quote posts without an image and jokes that it is the new [[Nusoi (software)|nusoi]] software. Fonts and greentext don’t work, except for the blue upward arrow, and the quoting button has been removed. There was also no report button and the namefagging field didn’t work. Clicking on a reply highlighter would send you to an entirely new page as well. The "new software" was actually [[vichan]] with a horrible [[JavaScript]] UI plastered on top, as noted by the post JavaScript calling post.php.<ref>https://ghostarchive.org/archive/dLk9N https://megalodon.jp/ref/2026-0402-0358-37/https://soyjak.st:443/assets/index-B1qnJVGB.js</ref>
<gallery>
<gallery>
File:IMG_1450.png|What the UI looked like on PC
File:IMG_1450.png|What the UI looked like on PC
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====2026====
====2026====
[[File:Oh NONONONO marketpliercacas what’s this?.jpg|thumb|<s>[[User:Chud’ait|Chud’ait]] tried to upload one of these images btw, if that matters</s> Meds now]]
[[File:Oh NONONONO marketpliercacas what’s this?.jpg|thumb|<s>[[User:Chud’ait|Chud’ait]] tried to upload one of these images btw, if that matters</s> Meds now]]
All [[NAS]] is allowed as long it doesn't break any other rules ([[even though]] some did). A currency system called '[[Roblox|Boints]]' is added which is earned from [[Jews|gambling]] from a roulette wheel,{{Note|The roulette wheel also counted 0 as being odd despite it being an even number.}} users can use it to purchase post frames, avatar frames, changing the names people they don't like and site-wide banner announcements.
All [[NAS]] is allowed as long as it doesn't break any other rules ([[even though]] some did); this caused people to start [[Spam|spamming]] their favorite [[troonslop]], with the most spammed one being [[My Little Pony]], managing to pass [[wojak]] in post count. A currency system called '[[Roblox|Boints]]' is added, which is earned from [[Jews|gambling]] on a roulette wheel, {{Note|The roulette wheel also counted 0 as being odd despite it being an even number.}} users can use it to purchase post frames, avatar frames, changing the names of people they don't like, boosting posts to the top search result, and site-wide banner announcements.


Under the pressure of more [[Media Pending Approval|approvals]] than the entirety of the Sharty had [[PPH|new posts]], they gave up and [[Just shut it down|JSID]] after 7 hours, blocking even [[IAS]] gems from being uploaded. [[Though|However]], this shitstorm still managed to fill 110 fucking pages with a solid wall of NAS. An [[Lie|official announcement]] from someone [[False flag|falseflagging]] as [[Broot]] calling the users [[faggots]], declaring the site would be [[Just shut it down|shut down]], directing users to [[cobson.party]], and stating that [[Countrywar|Italy lost]] was briefly visible.<ref>https://files.catbox.moe/k0ffdv.png</ref>
Site-wide banners apparently had no oversight since furry erotica was the banner. Twice. Really lucky it was just that and nothing else.
[[File:April Fools 2026 Sylvia Banner.png|thumb|never forget ]]
 
Under the pressure of more [[Media Pending Approval|approvals]] than the entirety of the Sharty had [[PPH|new posts]], they gave up and [[Just shut it down|JSID]] after 7 hours, blocking even [[IAS]] gems from being uploaded. [[Though|However]], this shitstorm still managed to fill 110 fucking pages with a solid wall of NAS. An [[Lie|official announcement]] from someone [[False flag|falseflagging]] as [[Broot]] calling the users [[faggots]], declaring the site would be [[Just shut it down|shut down]], directing users to [[cobson.party]], and stating that [[Countrywar|Italy lost]] was briefly visible.<ref>https://cf.mickai.me/7b64010da12497a1614b2904.html</ref>


The actual Broot later put up a banner reading 'We Brootists are winners lol"
The actual Broot later put up a banner reading 'We Brootists are winners lol"


Uploads would be paused and resumed randomly throughout the day, the site would frequently break as it was vibecoded to shit. After the event ended, they removed so many booru posts from the event that the website crashed yet again.
Uploads would be paused and resumed randomly throughout the day; the site would frequently break as it was vibecoded to shit. After the event ended, they removed so many booru posts from the event that the website crashed yet again.


Clans were added to the 'ru, which allowed 'teens to share Boints, with the #1 GET going to "'''[[Furry|Furcord]]'''", with "'''[[Brootism|BDL (Broot Domme League)]]"''', '''[[Mlp/|Mareclave]]''' and [[SNCA:Million Dollar Extreme|'''HIGH ROLLER DIAL 1-800-GAMBLER''']] as runner ups.<ref>https://files.catbox.moe/w14p8t.png</ref> Private clan forums were able to be redeemed, but are as of writing this still inaccessible.
Clans were added to the 'ru, which allowed 'teens to share Boints, with the #1 GET going to "'''[[Furry|Furcord]]'''", with "'''[[Brootism|BDL (Broot Domme League)]]"''', '''[[My_Little_Pony|Mare]][[SNCA:Fallout|clave]]''' and [[SNCA:Million Dollar Extreme|'''HIGH ROLLER DIAL 1-800-GAMBLER''']] as runner-ups.<ref>https://cf.mickai.me/0f5beb0988f46e108178fec4.html</ref> Private clan forums were able to be redeemed, but are now inaccessible; the only one known to exist was one for the '''BDL'''.


[[File:soybooru april fools image footer.png|thumb|This footer was placed at the bottom of all downloaded images.]]
[[File:soybooru april fools image footer.png|thumb|This footer was placed at the bottom of all downloaded images.]]
A [[SNCA:IFunny|watermark]] was added to all images downloaded off the 'ru.
A [[SNCA:IFunny|watermark]] was added to all images downloaded off the 'ru.
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}
===== SoyBooru Clan Wars =====
{{Infobox conflict
|conflict=SoyBooru Clan Wars
|partof=April Fools
|image=SoyBooruClanWars.png
|caption=
|date=April 1, 2026 - April 2, 2026
|place=[[SoyBooru]]
|status=Concluded
|result=Brootist strategic victory
|combatant1=[[File:Brootistflag2.png|20px]] [[Brootism|BDL (Broot Domme League)]]<br>
'''Supported by:'''<br>
[[File:Nuuruforumlogo.png|20px]] [[Boorum|Boorum]]|combatant2=[[File:AverI.png|20px]] [[Furry|Furcord]]<br>
'''Supported by:'''<br>
[[File:NuLogoModified.png|20px]] [[Soyjak Wiki|Soyjak Wiki]]
|commander1=[[File:Broot.png|20px]] [[Broot]]
|commander2=[[File:Marketpliers pfp.png|20px]] [[MarketPliers]]<br>
[[File:North.png|20px]] [[North]]
|units1=
|units2=
|strength1=30 brootists
|strength2=10 furries
|casualties1=''None''
|casualties2=[[User:Analects|Analects]] [[Soyicide|†]]
}}
{{award|forced drama that never even was recognized by anyone award}}
On April 1st, 2026, the SoyBooru received multiple features, including a currency system called "Boints", clans, roulette, and shop items. With that emerged two formidable clans: The Broot Domme League (BDL) and Furcord. The BDL emerged victorious due to its widespread support and treasury of over 2,000 Boints. Though really nobody actually cared since the site was broken for half the time and methods for collecting Boints were nerfed or patched out. Since then, all clans have been removed.
Members of these clans would shitfling with each other around the site. Other clans included the Mareclave and HIGH ROLLER DIAL 1-800-GAMBLER and Nigger insanity. These clans were less involved with shitflinging and were mostly a collection of friends (apart from Nigger insanity, which was Cobblestone's clan and only included her as a member)
<gallery>
File:BDL member list.png|Member list for the BDL (Outdated, missing the absolute CHAD Unscerost)
File:Clan list.png|Final screenshot of the clan list
File:BDLVictory.png|Art by Kaiser
File:Pkl6zz.png|'toss by Trodaire
File:SoyBooru April Fools 2026.png|'toss by MoistPepper
</gallery>
{{Clear}}
===Soyjak Wiki===
===Soyjak Wiki===
{{Wiki}}
{{Wiki}}
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====2025====
====2025====
A repeat of the 2023 April Fools, but with fake [[IAS]] ads and a more modern take on the FANDOM look.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20250401030224/https://wiki.soyjak.st/Main_Page https://archive.today/sIx6G https://ghostarchive.org/archive/WwCDB https://megalodon.jp/2025-0401-1200-35/https://wiki.soyjak.st:443/Main_Page</ref>
A repeat of the 2023 April Fools, but with fake [[IAS]] ads and a more modern take on the FANDOM look.<ref>https://archive.today/sIx6G https://ghostarchive.org/archive/WwCDB https://megalodon.jp/2025-0401-1200-35/https://wiki.soyjak.st:443/Main_Page</ref>
{{SoyAd}}
{{SoyAd}}
{{Clear}}
{{Clear}}
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{{Quoting|Due to recent financial constraints faced by Quote, we regret to inform our users that this wiki has been sold to a new ownership group. The buyers, North and MarketPliers, are currently finalizing the details of the transfer, and more information will be shared once the process is complete.
{{Quoting|Due to recent financial constraints faced by Quote, we regret to inform our users that this wiki has been sold to a new ownership group. The buyers, North and MarketPliers, are currently finalizing the details of the transfer, and more information will be shared once the process is complete.


We want to reassure everyone that no immediate changes are planned, and the wiki will continue to operate as usual during and after this transition. }}
We want to reassure everyone that no immediate changes are planned, and the Wiki will continue to operate as usual during and after this transition. }}
[[File:April_1st_Incident.png|thumb|Administrators start cleaning up this hateful wiki.]]
[[File:April_1st_Incident.png|thumb|Administrators start cleaning up this hateful wiki.]]
Also the OTD was in Chinese with a large red text saying Quote will shut down the soysphere today. Both [[North]] and [[MarketPliers]] get bold red names to signify them as an admin.
Also, the OTD was in Chinese, with large red text saying, "Quote will shut down the soysphere today." Both [[North]] and [[MarketPliers]] get bold red names to signify them as admins.


Multiple "bigoted" templates get archived or made non-offensive, such as {{t|Tranny}}, {{t|Faggot}}, {{t|Nigger}}, etc., and hateful articles such as [[Trannies]] and [[Faggot]] got redirected.  
Multiple "bigoted" templates get archived or made non-offensive, such as {{t|Tranny}}, {{t|Faggot}}, {{t|Nigger}}, etc. Hateful articles such as [[Trannies]] and [[Faggot]] got redirected.  


The wiki was then officially designated as a safe space for transgender folk and furries (such as the head admin [[Quote]]). The administrators then started to clean up of hateful content and bigoted media on the site via mass blanking. A bunch of 1 IQ doctoddlers started leaking over the Wiki’s changes.<ref>[https://archive.soyjak.org/archive/2e86fcb2-f458-4f40-a028-b5ffdc9e2593 archive.soyjak.org 'chive] [https://megalodon.jp/2026-0402-0222-39/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15711749.html megalodon.jp 'chive] [https://ghostarchive.org/archive/CbTgU ghostarchive.org 'chive]</ref><ref>[https://archive.soyjak.org/archive/2c818a88-a73a-48f3-8faf-2c2bc55c2341 archive.soyjak.org 'chive] [https://megalodon.jp/2026-0402-0225-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15712123.html megalodon.jp 'chive] [https://ghostarchive.org/archive/khUwf ghostarchive.org 'chive] (no images)</ref>
The wiki was then officially designated as a safe space for transgender folk and furries (such as the head admin [[Quote]]). The administrators then started to clean up hateful content and bigoted media on the site via mass blanking. A bunch of 1 IQ doctoddlers started leaking over the Wiki’s changes.<ref>[https://archive.soyjak.org/archive/2e86fcb2-f458-4f40-a028-b5ffdc9e2593 archive.soyjak.org 'chive] [https://megalodon.jp/2026-0402-0222-39/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15711749.html megalodon.jp 'chive] [https://ghostarchive.org/archive/CbTgU ghostarchive.org 'chive]</ref><ref>[https://archive.soyjak.org/archive/2c818a88-a73a-48f3-8faf-2c2bc55c2341 archive.soyjak.org 'chive] [https://megalodon.jp/2026-0402-0225-11/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/15712123.html megalodon.jp 'chive] [https://ghostarchive.org/archive/khUwf ghostarchive.org 'chive] (no images)</ref>


Three nurules were added:<ref>[[Special:Permalink/369830]]</ref>
Three nurules were added:<ref>[[Special:Permalink/369830]]</ref>
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A trans flag was added to the front page for a belated happy trans day of visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️<ref>[[Special:Permalink/369937]] https://ghostarchive.org/archive/5KDUu</ref>
A trans flag was added to the front page for a belated happy trans day of visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️<ref>[[Special:Permalink/369937]] https://ghostarchive.org/archive/5KDUu</ref>
== SoyBooru Clan Wars ==
{{infobox conflict
|conflict=SoyBooru Clan Wars
|partof=April Fools
|image=SoyBooruClanWars.png
|caption=
|date=April 1, 2026
|place=[[SoyBooru]]
|status=Concluded
|result=Brootist victory
|combatant1=[[File:Brootistflag2.png|20px]] [[Brootism|BDL (Broot Domme League)]]'<br>
'''Supported by:'''<br>
[[File:Nuuruforumlogo.png|20px]] [[Boorum|Boorum]]|combatant2=[[File:AverI.png|20px]] [[Furry|Furcord]]'<br>
'''Supported by:'''<br>
[[File:NuLogoModified.png|20px]] [[Soyjak Wiki|Soyjak Wiki]]
|commander1=[[File:Broot.png|20px]] [[Broot]]
|commander2=[[File:Marketpliers pfp.png|20px]] [[MarketPliers]]<br>
[[File:North.png|20px]] [[North]]
|units1=
|units2=
|strength1=30 brootists
|strength2=10 furries
|casualties1=
|casualties2=
|notes=
}}<gallery>
File:BDL member list.png|Member list for the BDL
File:Clan list.png|Final screenshot of the clan list
File:BDLVictory.png|Art by Kaiser
File:Pkl6zz.png|'toss by Trodaire
</gallery>{{Clear}}


{{Notelist}}{{Reflist}}{{BooruCancer}}
{{Notelist}}{{Reflist}}{{BooruCancer}}
[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Events]]

Latest revision as of 13:06, 21 August 2026

>PRETENDING TO BREAK MY NINTENDO SWITCH IS NOT AN "APRIL FOOLS" YOU BIGOT!
This article contains one or more dead links.(You) VVILL find archives of these links for future 'teens.
This page is a gem.

>Bad news nusois.. im shutting down my Jewtube channel.. APRIL FOOLZ!!! KEKK

>APRIL FOOLS!!!

April Fools' Day is an annual custom on April 1. Throughout the day, 'teens pull off jokes and pranks on each other.don't they already do every day doe?? Outside the Sharty, normie jokes may be perpetrated by individuals as well as mass media and other actors.

April fools day was probably made by the (((Jews))) since (((they're))) responsible for creating almost every bad thing.

Origin[edit | edit source]

There is no clear origin story for April Fools Day. Thoughbeit it could reasonably be said that it began as a tradition in France and Belgium during the 15th-16th century, and people supposedly chose the date because it was a nice time in the spring for jokes or whatever.

A popular legend says that it began in 1582 when the Pope changed the calendar from April 1 to January 1. People who were too slow or didn’t want to adapt to the change were mocked as "fools", and people would do pranks and jokes to them. However, this story is considered a lie by historians, because there are records of poets clearly referencing April Fools' decades before 1582.

April Fools' Day on imageboards[edit | edit source]

April Fools' pranks have been perpetrated by several imageboards, including 4chan and soyjak.party.

4chan[edit | edit source]

Main article: April Fools' Day/4chan

Soyjak Party[edit | edit source]

2021[edit | edit source]

A message was added on top of the website that read like the following:

Your IP ([Current IP Address]) has been logged by the FBI for browsing the following category: SUSPICIOUS WEBSITE - TERRORISM | For more info see: https://bit.ly/3duGBTs[1]

The link lead to an image of Trollface.

2022[edit | edit source]

The joke consisted of the addition of a temporary word filter.[2] The following words were filtered:
soy = onions (in reference to the word filter on 4chan)
gem = coal
Sharty = 4channel.org/qa/' (in reference to the now-deleted 4chan board)
bbc = bbcoal
bwc = bwchud
remilia = axe wound (in reference to a tripfag)

2023[edit | edit source]

Soyjak.party redesigns itself to look more like Discord.[3] Forced anonymity is disabled. A new board called /lgbt/ is added.[4] Several wordfilters are added:
gem = valid
coal = problematic
nigger = BLACK KING
troon = girl
tranny = woman
tsmt = this!~ :3
4cuck = #trans-diaper-rp (not 4chan)
TND = TRANS RIGHTS!
Sharty = @everyone' (not soyjak.party)

2024[edit | edit source]

the Sharty gets a complete makeover with Frutiger Aero aesthetics. Several new boards are created. Voluminous wordfilters put in place to replace soyspeak with early 2000s internet slang. Party Pal is added. Ominous red eye thing (also a part of Party Pal) is added.

The following boards were added:

  • /aero/ - Frootyger Aerthough — for sharing your favorite frutiger aero and Y2K aesthetic images.
  • /cafe/ - Drama Cafe — dedicated to sharing internet and hobby drama.
  • /gme/ - Game FAQs — for sharing tips and tricks in video games, asking questions about how to beat a boss or level, or simply talking about your favorite games and characters.
  • /img/ - Image Macros — for sharing your favorite and funny image macros!
  • /kitty/ - Hello Kitty & Sanrio — dedicated to posting all about Hello Kitty, My Melody, Kuromi, Aggretsuko, Gudetama, and more!
  • /s/ - Sexy Handsome Soyboys — dedicated to sharing images of real life soyboys.
  • /spice/ - Ice Spice Internet Fan Club — for dishing gossip all about Ice Spice, the internet's favorite pop star!
  • /tan/ - SOY-TAN!!— SHE IS TEH BEST MASCOT EVAR. Keep it SFW Plz! o_O[5]
  • /u/ - Heyuri — dedicated to discussing Heyuri, the largest western imageboard on the net, known as the "English 2chan". They're even bigger than us! Please visit us, Kaguya-san! (ﾉ∇≦*)つ☆
  • /w/ - Wallpapers — for the sharing of normal and soyjak-themed wallpapers.

The following boards were adjusted:

  • /a/ - Anime & Manga — for talking about what's HOT like Azumanga Daioh, Inuyasha, Neon Genesis Evangelion!
  • /yyyyyyy/ - RANDUM — yodlyahshga LMAO xD

2025[edit | edit source]

Main article: Kolyma Restoration

First there was the Second Shrek-Minion War, and then the website was reset and moved to ib.kolyma.org where the 5 board plan was reinstated, everyone was unbanned, most wordfilters were removed and the old Kuz site design and ruleset were restored[6] along with a message from "Max" "announcing" the "restoration" of KolymaNET rule on soyjak.st[7]. The site becomes nonrulecucked, quickly getting spammed with 'zellig, tranime, furniggery, MLP, porn, gore, and other NAS; basically turning it into jakparty.soy.

2026[edit | edit source]

A thread with the following text was stickied, which is just an edited copypasta:

> Dear soyjak.party members, soyjak.party is supposed to close April 7, 2026 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.party has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted. <


A new, horrible, likely vibecoded UI was also added. Quote posts without an image and jokes that it is the new nusoi software. Fonts and greentext don’t work, except for the blue upward arrow, and the quoting button has been removed. There was also no report button and the namefagging field didn’t work. Clicking on a reply highlighter would send you to an entirely new page as well. The "new software" was actually vichan with a horrible JavaScript UI plastered on top, as noted by the post JavaScript calling post.php.[8]

  • What the UI looked like on PC
    What the UI looked like on PC
  • What the UI looked like on mobile
    What the UI looked like on mobile
  • What MPA looked like on the UI
    What MPA looked like on the UI

SoyBooru[edit | edit source]

This topic is related to SoyBooruHere be countrywars, namefags, slopjaks, and obsessed brimstone.

2023[edit | edit source]

SoyBooru becomes TheFrogPond, which is a booru for Pepe the Frog.[9] Seeing as how this change made the normal Booru inaccessible, this immediately became extremely unpopular, and it was reverted before the day ended.

2026[edit | edit source]

Chud’ait tried to upload one of these images btw, if that matters Meds now

All NAS is allowed as long as it doesn't break any other rules (even though some did); this caused people to start spamming their favorite troonslop, with the most spammed one being My Little Pony, managing to pass wojak in post count. A currency system called 'Boints' is added, which is earned from gambling on a roulette wheel, [a] users can use it to purchase post frames, avatar frames, changing the names of people they don't like, boosting posts to the top search result, and site-wide banner announcements.

Site-wide banners apparently had no oversight since furry erotica was the banner. Twice. Really lucky it was just that and nothing else.

never forget

Under the pressure of more approvals than the entirety of the Sharty had new posts, they gave up and JSID after 7 hours, blocking even IAS gems from being uploaded. However, this shitstorm still managed to fill 110 fucking pages with a solid wall of NAS. An official announcement from someone falseflagging as Broot calling the users faggots, declaring the site would be shut down, directing users to cobson.party, and stating that Italy lost was briefly visible.[10]

The actual Broot later put up a banner reading 'We Brootists are winners lol"

Uploads would be paused and resumed randomly throughout the day; the site would frequently break as it was vibecoded to shit. After the event ended, they removed so many booru posts from the event that the website crashed yet again.

Clans were added to the 'ru, which allowed 'teens to share Boints, with the #1 GET going to "Furcord", with "BDL (Broot Domme League)", Mareclave and HIGH ROLLER DIAL 1-800-GAMBLER as runner-ups.[11] Private clan forums were able to be redeemed, but are now inaccessible; the only one known to exist was one for the BDL.

This footer was placed at the bottom of all downloaded images.

A watermark was added to all images downloaded off the 'ru.

SoyBooru Clan Wars[edit | edit source]

forced drama that never even was recognized by anyone award

On April 1st, 2026, the SoyBooru received multiple features, including a currency system called "Boints", clans, roulette, and shop items. With that emerged two formidable clans: The Broot Domme League (BDL) and Furcord. The BDL emerged victorious due to its widespread support and treasury of over 2,000 Boints. Though really nobody actually cared since the site was broken for half the time and methods for collecting Boints were nerfed or patched out. Since then, all clans have been removed.

Members of these clans would shitfling with each other around the site. Other clans included the Mareclave and HIGH ROLLER DIAL 1-800-GAMBLER and Nigger insanity. These clans were less involved with shitflinging and were mostly a collection of friends (apart from Nigger insanity, which was Cobblestone's clan and only included her as a member)

  • Member list for the BDL (Outdated, missing the absolute CHAD Unscerost)
    Member list for the BDL (Outdated, missing the absolute CHAD Unscerost)
  • Final screenshot of the clan list
    Final screenshot of the clan list
  • Art by Kaiser
    Art by Kaiser
  • 'toss by Trodaire
    'toss by Trodaire
  • 'toss by MoistPepper
    'toss by MoistPepper

Soyjak Wiki[edit | edit source]

This topic relates to this very wikiHere be edit wars, censorship and template spam.

2023[edit | edit source]

This very Wiki makes itself look very similar to Fandom.com (minus the ads and slowness, but with all the ugliness kept intact).[12] Some pages and wording are modified to look more like Trandumb.

2025[edit | edit source]

A repeat of the 2023 April Fools, but with fake IAS ads and a more modern take on the FANDOM look.[13]

Above is one example of this template.

2026[edit | edit source]

🤣 Rest in piss, April Fools' Day 🤣Smoking that April Fools' Day pack tonight. 💯

A site notice was put up saying the following:

> Due to recent financial constraints faced by Quote, we regret to inform our users that this wiki has been sold to a new ownership group. The buyers, North and MarketPliers, are currently finalizing the details of the transfer, and more information will be shared once the process is complete.

We want to reassure everyone that no immediate changes are planned, and the Wiki will continue to operate as usual during and after this transition.

<
Administrators start cleaning up this hateful wiki.

Also, the OTD was in Chinese, with large red text saying, "Quote will shut down the soysphere today." Both North and MarketPliers get bold red names to signify them as admins.

Multiple "bigoted" templates get archived or made non-offensive, such as {{Tranny}}, {{Faggot}}, {{Nigger}}, etc. Hateful articles such as Trannies and Faggot got redirected.

The wiki was then officially designated as a safe space for transgender folk and furries (such as the head admin Quote). The administrators then started to clean up hateful content and bigoted media on the site via mass blanking. A bunch of 1 IQ doctoddlers started leaking over the Wiki’s changes.[14][15]

Three nurules were added:[16]

  • G11. Don't be a bigoted chud.
  • G12. Don't make my clitty leak.
  • G13. Kliksjak WABAG

A trans flag was added to the front page for a belated happy trans day of visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️[17]

Notes

  1. ↑ The roulette wheel also counted 0 as being odd despite it being an even number.

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20210402164822/https://soyjak.party/b//res/10366.html
  2. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20220402115919/https://soyjak.party/soy//res/428843.html
  3. ↑ https://archive.ph/lF7da
  4. ↑ https://archive.ph/8qWed
  5. ↑ https://archive.ph/kRwUm
  6. ↑ https://archive.today/K3HWk
  7. ↑ https://archive.today/nWUql
  8. ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/dLk9N https://megalodon.jp/ref/2026-0402-0358-37/https://soyjak.st:443/assets/index-B1qnJVGB.js
  9. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230401110015/https://booru.soy/post/list
  10. ↑ https://cf.mickai.me/7b64010da12497a1614b2904.html
  11. ↑ https://cf.mickai.me/0f5beb0988f46e108178fec4.html
  12. ↑ https://web.archive.org/web/20230401153014/https://soyjak.wiki/Main_Page
  13. ↑ https://archive.today/sIx6G https://ghostarchive.org/archive/WwCDB https://megalodon.jp/2025-0401-1200-35/https://wiki.soyjak.st:443/Main_Page
  14. ↑ archive.soyjak.org 'chive megalodon.jp 'chive ghostarchive.org 'chive
  15. ↑ archive.soyjak.org 'chive megalodon.jp 'chive ghostarchive.org 'chive (no images)
  16. ↑ Special:Permalink/369830
  17. ↑ Special:Permalink/369937 https://ghostarchive.org/archive/5KDUu
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Soot ♦ Anti-Raisinflinging ♦ Anti-Slopjakking ♦ Attentionwhore Purge ♦ /calm/ ♦ Countrypeace ♦ Gem Posting ♦ Great Purge ♦ IAS ♦ Meds NOW ♦ Sproke ♦ Tagging correctly ♦ and most importantly... Original Content

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