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Party-killing coal
Coal that killed the Party or is killing the Party, other than the humorous entries on this page, describes extremely awful and volatile material that rivals even antimatter significantly. The rating commonly refers to failed admins, pedophilic and illegal content, and anything that has caused the death of the Party.
Party killing coal is essentially a "Slowburn" version of Antimatter. The initial effect is, at worst, Vantablack. But the after-effects it produces rival even antimatter. It's essentially mercury, it looks harmless until you slowly get severely poisoned.
Most of the entries that are listed under "Coal that is killing /soy/" in this page are listed for humorous intent (except for pedophilia, failtrolls, discord, soylita and 'p <- (I'd have added trannies to this list as we still hate them but they aren't coaly enough to be rated as this category and the correct rating for them is low quality brimstone o algx).[meds, trannies are absolutely coaly enough to kill the 'arty, but more in a cultural way rather than the getting the site banned though]
The coal that is killing /soy/[edit | edit source]
The coal that is killing /soy/ is a commonly implied talking point discussed by many soyteens. This is referred to the decline in quality of posts on /soy/.
>even doe this section is copied from ED
Main Culprits[edit | edit source]
Cancer[edit | edit source]
'Teens are dying of cancer.
AIDS[edit | edit source]
'Teens are dying of AIDS.
Trannies[edit | edit source]
Disregard everything else below. The answer is transsexuals >even doe most of these entries fit into the tranny group.
Forced memes[edit | edit source]
Main article: Forced meme
Forced memes are memes that instead of gaining popularity naturally, are instead made popular by artificial spam from one person or a few people. Forced memes are almost universally hated, as a meme being forced is a guarantee for it to be coal. The term is now mostly an empty slur to call any media you don't like. Most forced memes are FotM troonslop garbage and nuvariants.
Bait[edit | edit source]
While bait can sometimes be funny, it can result in lower post quality and less gemmy threads, as bait gets bumped to the very top and actual good threads get sunk in the log. People will sometimes make goonart, porn, and post awful garbage to "bait the nusois" into lowering post quality, and causes the userbase to get worse.
Lack of Originality[edit | edit source]
Threads or posts that lack originality. Makes almost every post on the log look the same. Unoriginal threads include:
- Classic American/Euro hours
- Neutralplier threads
- What are your fetishes
- "Just shut it down" bait
Drama[edit | edit source]
Everything else is merely a symptom of drama, which is the real coal that is killing /soy/. (Even though everyone enjoys a bit of drama once in a while.) While it can sometimes be entertaining, other times it causes division and can ruin the log.
People complaining about the coal that is killing /soy/[edit | edit source]
It is occasionally thought that people complaining about the coal that is killing /soy/ are in themselves the coal that is killing /soy/. An example is people shitting up the log with how the old sharty was better while larping as Oldbraps and not contributing anything useful. This was also a common thought among those from /b/.
Namefags from 'ru and schlog.[edit | edit source]
Country wars, penis color wars, and der 'cord are all niggerstone snca party killing coal caused by namefags mostly from the 'ru(since schlog is deleted (even THOUGH schlogtrannies moved to another site after their shit site was sold then shut down)). The snca drama spills out onto other boards /soy/ or offsite (xitter), and makes the sharty look like the city of 'p ev&oe it's just a handful of 'corders shitflinging. Most 'ru namefags are often gegbvlls themselves and easy to find information off of since they are retarded. Ev&oe old namefags get banned, nusois will take xheir place being even more retarded and 'p hungry than the last.
Other Culprits[edit | edit source]
Neutralfag and formerly, "soylita" tranny spam[edit | edit source]
Insufferable faggots and literal transgenders love flooding the catalog with the same heckin' hilarious images of Soylita and neutral Markiplier Soyjak, killing actually funny threads while also spamming vantablack niggerald spam that is either incomprehensible niggerspeak or bland, repetitive faggotry usually done by making awful edits of them to resemble characters from forced troonslop. Make sure to sage the threads when replying. Do not reply to them. Shitlita is banned, but Neutralfags are still here.
See: Red
The Booru[edit | edit source]
It's well known that the 'ru hosts all kinds of coal, brimstone, and even (very, very rarely) antimatter, such as 'ru exclusive variants and fads, dusty variant:unknowns, NAS content (that somehow gets approved), and even embedded 'p Thankfully, it is all but resolved.
Kuz[edit | edit source]
Kuz, his Kolyma shills, and jackbooted thugs break into innocent soyteens' houses in the middle of the night to beat them up for no reason. They are considered responsible for literally killing /soy/ by ending many teens. <--- even doe this literally never happened (Source: it just didn't, ok?)
Draw Thread Cartel[edit | edit source]
A group of trannies would create drawthreads, which devolved into namefagging, NAS, and Soylita OC. This faggotry would spill into the rest of /soy/ until the drawthreads were banished to /incel/, then /qa/, and ultimately died off when shitlita was banned. Occasionally you will see faggots in draw threads, but not at a point where they are unusable.
Wordfilter[edit | edit source]
Some wordfilters existed on the Sharty for a long time and didn't cause any disruptions. However, others can cause disruptions and make talking on the party incomprehensible.
- Almost every post on the Sharty is filtered. Sometimes posts become completely unintelligible.
- Links become broken.
- Replies can become broken on SoyBooru.
Doxing Ban[edit | edit source]
The doxing ban is blamed by 'teens for the faltering PPH. There might be merit to this claim, since there's now one less activity to participate in. Doxing is allowed but still moderated case by case (whenever jannies seethe).
As of now, it is allowed.
Server Issues[edit | edit source]
During March 2024, numerous internal issues were physically making usage of the Sharty difficult, killing /soy/ quickly. This has allegedly been caused by server relocation, weak server hardware, and DDoS attacks from 'cord trannies.
The Sharty has accumulated dozens of hours of downtime over this period, affecting both 'mutt hours and Euro hours. The Booru has also faced downtime and other issues, causing some 'teens to stop interacting with the Soysphere during downtime. These outages would sometimes last entire days at a time.
Since then, the Sharty has been moved to much more capable servers, but still experiences the occasional DDoS attack or downtime.
Country Hours[edit | edit source]
Americans[edit | edit source]
IT'S BURGER HOURS! It's said that quality drops significantly when Americans are awake. This includes raids getting snitched on, politicoal spamming, and gangnam-style jaks. Just ignore that most of the board-wiping spam happens during European hours or something however youre an obsessed faggit
Europeans[edit | edit source]
European and Australian hours have lower activity and fewer jannies to moderate the board. This makes /soy/ more susceptible to raids, including NAS coal, tranny threads, Soylita, and historically even 'P, which would not be cleared till American hours. Fewer users also mean fewer effective raids, missed gets, and gems.
Asians[edit | edit source]
Asian hours are the deadest hours on the Party, where the activity and the amount of jannies are at their anti-peak. For the most part, they are very similar to the European hours, but on top of that, off-siters usually attempt cattywiping and spamming demoralizing bait thread spam (in conjunction with samefag negrobumping in them). No 'teens should seek entertainment at this time of the day unless they have an unhealthy obsession with replying to the aforementioned bait.
Offsiters[edit | edit source]
4chan[edit | edit source]
It is believed that certain boards, as revenge for soyjak.party stealing their gets, attempt to coal up the Party by posting their own kind of "content" or by posting demoralization coalon the Sharty. Now, ever since the Great Cuckset, they especially hate the Sharty.
Jartyfags[edit | edit source]
For most of its existence, The Jarty has been a dead splinter site, comprised of only a small handful of anti-Kolyma extremists who used the site to vent about the state of the Sharty is in. However, since Froot's administration began, The Jarty has been growing in popularity very quickly, attracting a horde of 'p spammers, fetishists, porn-addicts, groomers, furries, and most of all, trannies, who have been ramping up production of brimstone-tier spam threads all over the Sharty, including racefetish spam, porn, disgusting fetishes, gore, furries, avatar/namefagging, and other cancer in hopes of making the Sharty so unusable that users will move over to their dead splinter site. Jartyniggers can be easily distinguished by their very weird, often sexual, obsession with Soytan and overall being a coomer, as evidenced by threads on their site discussing grooming/early porn introduction techniques. They also use astroturfing and falseflagging to make themselves appear more genuine. The Jarty has been Acked for a while now, and a complete DNB even before then, but fags like them are still here, shitting up the site with goonart garbage and other coal. Additionally, the Jarty has a much more pedophilic successor, in which a very prominent namefag was found to be participating in.
Failtrolls and Discord[edit | edit source]
Since the beginning of the Sharty (and the soyjak era of /qa/), many Discord groups and failtrolls have come into existence. These groups and people were generally not very widely known at first, as they sought to remain secret and hidden, although there were jokes commonly posted about "the /qa/ Discord". Early on, Soot explicitly banned advertising Discord servers. As these people became more and more brazen and started engaging in illegal activities, more 'teens started worrying about them. Eventually, they were banned from soyjak.party and, later, this wiki for disruptive behaviour.
Alternatively, others are now paranoid that anything new must be from these groups and will start complaining about Discord or failtrolls (using terms such as "Foodist", "UTTP", "Skibidipedo"), even when there is no one like that behind the post.
Consequences of outsiders[edit | edit source]
Pedophiles and 'p spam[edit | edit source]
Goes without saying that offsite immigrants who endorse pedophilia and spam 'P are actively killing the site.
For example, during June 2023, the Sharty experienced multiple DDoS attacks which significantly slowed down site performance. Posts would take 10-20 minutes to go through, causing many 'teens to keep clicking New Reply and flooding the 'log with duplicate posts. The 'log was spammed with gay tranime porn and frogs. It's unknown who is behind the attacks, but most believe it's either The Jarty or da 'cord. Shitskin commiepedotrannies are behind the DDoS attacks. Through extensive research, it has been observed that the usual spam by the Discord nigcel trannies (shit dicks, coaly chudjaks from the booru, redditfrogs, and 'p) stops every time before a DDoS attack is about to happen. Thankfully, the 'p spam has been all but eliminated.
Pornposters[edit | edit source]
Main article: Porn
Coomer pornposters have often been accused of ruining the Party by spamming NAS and pornography to distract'teens from producing high-quality soyjaks. Some have also objected to pornposting on the basis that it is immoral. This is also commonly considered to be one of the main things that killed 4chan's /b/, which is now full of porn and 'p spam.
The Greatest Cancer[edit | edit source]
(You)[edit | edit source]
(You) are all of these combined.[you just are, ok?!]
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