Booru iron

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Booru iron is iron.

Booru iron is the most common type of soyjak, usually ‘ru iron after being formed turns into coal then dust, then brimstone if it’s unlucky enough to get to that point. ‘ru iron however, can be turned into coal then into a gem if done, fast enough. If this is pulled off the ‘ru iron is now HWABAG. Most ‘ru iron ‘jaks will become coal then dust. The only way you can turn ‘ru iron from coal into a gem is by purposely inflicting damage to the ‘jak (if they naturally become lower than iron then it’s too late) then doing something really gemmy with the ‘jak. However, this is not recommended because you could create something like ‘apeson or worse…