Current mission: Happenings/2026 needs your help.

SNCA:The X files

From Soyjak Wiki, the free ensoyclopedia
Jump to navigationJump to search
>I want to believe or something like that

The X files is spine-tingling, genre-defining, mind-bending, paranoia-soaked, slow-burn, conspiracy-laden series about two feds that investigate aliens and other paranormal phenomenon. It is best known for it's iconic theme song.The show was mostly watched by Gen X and millennials.

Protagonists[edit | edit source]

Fox Mulder[edit | edit source]

Fox mulder is the main character of the series. He is obsessed with aliens and the paranormal because his 8 year old sister was kidnapped by aliens when he was 12 and was too much of a pussy to stop the abduction. His co-workers gave him the nickname "spooky" because to them, mulder is just another retard that doesn't belong in the FBI because feds don't deal with the supernatural. Mulder works in the basement of the FBI headquarters because he's too much of an embarrassment to bureau.

Dana Scully[edit | edit source]

Dana Scully is mulder's partner and she's more a skeptic than a believer like mulder. Millennials on social media platforms always talk about how sexually attractive she is and LOVE to ship her with mulder because they're basically a bunch of cucks. Scully is a medical doctor and usually performs autopsies for the FBI and mulder to try figure out what supernatural threat killed a victim but that's usually mulder's job to figure out with his paranormal slop filled brain.

Episodes[edit | edit source]

There are two types of x files Episodes.

Mythology Episodes[edit | edit source]

These Episodes are serialized and mostly involve aliens and their goal to colonize earth because they're racist towards humans and are selfish little fucks.

Monster of the week Episodes[edit | edit source]

Monster of the week Episodes mostly involve mulder and scully investigating paranormal threats that don't involve aliens at all. The threats include shapeshifters, witches, evil artificial intelligence,cults etc. There's one episode where they had to deal with Jews that created a man made out of dirt that was killing Nazis(This is not a joke this is a real episode).

Influence[edit | edit source]

The x files influenced the culture 4chan's /x/ board and and increased the number of schizos on the planet. It gave birth to the "Illuminate Confirmed" meme in 2015.

Reboot[edit | edit source]

A reboot is in the works by a black kang named Ryan Coogler and promises to add diversity to it and will definitely not ruin the show.