Ash

>FUCKING ASH KETCHUM

>that's my grandma o mishehu

Woo dash.

Ash is a greyish powder resulting from objects (usually coal) being burned into a crisp by users, turning it into dust. Like soap, ash is also a disinfecting agent (alkaline)^{[Ash and soap mentioned in the same article? that sounds familiar]}. The (((World Health Organization))) recommends ash or sand as alternative for handwashing when soap is not available.

The Soyence™© of Ashes

Many things can be turned into Ash. This is due to the primary parts of the material (like carbon and hydrogen) combining with oxygen and float away as invisible gases, leaving the leftover minerals and metals that can't burn or vaporize. This is why things such as

• Wood
• Plants
• Paper
• Semites

Can turn into ash, after all, we're all hecking useless materials sitting on a giant rock in space and nothing matters!!! or something.

Cremation

Did you know that morbidly obese people need extra specialized equipments in order to be cremated? This is because fat is highly flammable, and will most likely result in the burning of the whole building. Here's a reminder to always exercise, you fatass nigger.

Cremation is a type of burial consisting of reducing a body into bone fragments and ash using heat. It's pretty common between jews and muslims.

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